barrio stock market report for 01082016

BARRIO STOCK MARKET REPORT for 01082016.

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Kingsville, tx. ONCE again here is urbano, como estan todos mi big spenders? While other stock exchanges and dealers are free to trade con those listed stocks, in practice, brokerage firms route most of their orders to that other exchange. But for best execution at the best price here en el barrio, our barrio stock market has been rated number one by some big ass spenders here in the hood.

As the data throughout this section shows, the barrio stock market continually provides the best prices, the most liquidity, the lowest trading costs, the lowest volatility and excellent transaction speed and certainty in our hood, how about yours?

Let’s now go to our award winning barrio stock market report:

Los taquitos: La familia Gonzales owners of las tortillas del hood announced a jointly efforts to strengthen making of taquitos and will improve its research analysts and initial public offerings. These initiatives are in support of a new joint regulatory initiative among the still existing taco stands and those that make taquitos at home. El barrio Exchange Commission has address these critical areas before. Los taquitos were down this week at $1.10 each and coffee is extra.

Los tamales: this week it was announced by our own barrio tamale broker manuel Gonzales que we will be seeing some major changes inside el tamale world. With the decrease of corn leaves and a mild summer there should really be no major concerns concerning this matter. Los tamales ended the week at $7.50 a dozen a bit higher than a few weeks ago.

Las empanadas: El barrio community gardens will hold its annual barrio meeting at our community center this weekend to discuss this winter’s crops and how much of their products will be used this coming  new year. I’ts easy to say que they the makers of las empanadas are willing to use our product but are they willing to pay the price. Las empandas are more filling than before which was a great victory for los barrio consumers. Las empanadas ended the week at all high $.55 cents each.

La barbacoa de cabazea: Well since the creation of several llama farms and the increase of feeded hogs, many barrio farmers had dropped their concerns con esa mad hog and cow diseases muchos de los barrio members have really cut down on eating barbacoa de cabazea. La barbaco ended the week at an all time high of $6.50 a lbs.

Las tortillas: Wow man have you seen the price of this circular produce. My god tortillas have gone up so high on price que many are wondering if the modern chicana is going back to the old days of making their own tortillas at home (yea right). Las tortillas ended the week at all time high of $1.35 a dozen. Pesse hejola.

 

Cheap beer: Well since football season is almost at an end and los cowboys aren’t going anywhere muchos store owners tell us que they are selling beer likes its going out of style. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.56 a six pack. Please note cowboys fans don’t understand or want to believe que them boys will not be playing any more games this season, its over, caput, nada, let it go.

 

 

Well raza there you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo. Have a great tejano day.