hejola report for 01152016

Hejola report for 01152016.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Sage continues at Tina V. police raid cat home and ran for their lives.

Vato locos volunteer fire fighters hold monthly smoke alarm drive,

and finally el chuco garza arrested after he flagged constable down for ride.

But now some darn good news.

Oh yea you know you’re lucky when you go to the bingo but don’t win any prize but win the door prize oh yea. Well at least that’s a start. You are a real Winer.

 Starting this weekend los vatos loco volunteer firefights will have their monthly fire alarm drive. Estos vatos will be standing at the corner of third and well collecting money to buy instant popcorn packets to give to hood members as fire alarms. Our goal says one of los locos is to purchase at least three boxes this month. Our motto is “If the popping doesn’t wake you up, the popcorn smell will”. You see the volunteers determined que this popcorn does the job by waking folks up in case of a fire.

The local police raided the home of Tina V. with an army of 5 animal control workers, two regular police and 3 constable assistances were overwhelm with the 200 or more folks surround the premises and the 250 cats. The crowd surrounds the police force and forced them off the compound with water balloons, bottle rockets, firecrackers, and anything they could throw at them. At least ten protesters were injured and 15 cats were harmed and at least 22 of them cats when missing. No arrests were made by a spoke person told me that the police were able to capture some 20 or more cats. You could hear the police as they ran for their lives yelling we will be back.

At noon yesterday el chuco Garza a well know bum in the hood, was arrested by el constable cadena. It seems que garza was standing in the middle of the road and waving and flagged down cars, but did manage to stop el constable and asked for a ride to the house on the hill. El constable cadena’s report indicated que appeared unsteady on his feet and a bit nervous. El constable ask mr garza if he was on medication. But mr garza answer no I just smoked pot. It seems que el constable searched mr garza an found a few ounces of marijuana in his coat pockets and a roll of twenty dollar bills totally up to $400. dollars. Mr garza was arrested and if convicted, he could face lots of time in jail.

Ok raza have a great day and don’t forget on does not full in to excellent, one must strive.