hejola report for 01112016

Hejola report for 01112016.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.

More jobs and new homes promised by Mr. Gringito.

And finally voter registration on the raise.

 

The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10  to 30 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago or had their pets’ name on the application. Huh, no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once in while but the real worry was them farm animals and pets being allowed to vote.

Yesterday Gringito Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringito told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote these coming elections.

Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.

Ok raza keep it tejano.