hejola report for 01202016

Hejola report for 01202016.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz with today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Gay Tejanos group illegal take over “two tons of fun” bar.

Street repairs committee change their minds.

Public assistance closing their doors.

The office of barrio public assistances announced that they will be shutting down their doors sometime this week and will only be accepting application or question thru its drive thru window instead. The director I. Hughes Gomez Ramos Moore, told us que we only have 32 staff persons and they also need to sit back in their offices and take breaks ever 20 min. he told us that, that’s the only way we can do things around here by closing the front door and not talking to folks makes our job easier.

 

It seemed that happy days were here again just fell flat on its butt due to the committee changing their mind about which and how many streets will be repaired and not shut down. You see the idea of fixing streets was the main issue when the city decided to just close down the streets that needed major repairs instead of repairing them. It had been announced that they had send a list of which streets were going to be fixed this year but now it seems that it’s going to have wait till the next funding cycle schedule to be review in 2033. So as of now many residents are preparing for the worse by buying horses, donkeys, mules and wagons just in case their cars can’t get around. In our view that shouldn’t be a problem due to the fact que farm animals are living among us already. Pesse hejola.

 

Wow man if things couldn’t get worse. Late last night a group of known gay Tejanos illegally took over the only gay Tejano bar in world “two tons of fun”. El constable cadena told us que he and his barrio task force 666 have surrounded the area. He told us que esta group are well armed with sex toys and a whole lot of other dangerous stuff. He told us que at this moment they are having some serious discussion on their demands. One of the protestors “la Girl” yelled out you all better leave us alone or else”and don’t forget to send us some food in the meantime makes sure its pizza and lots of chips. El constable told us that at this time he has his staff watching over the area along con watching the home of La Tina V. the known cat lover who also has over 10 barrio residents protecting her 50 or some cats from the city animal control. Dang.

Ok raza have a great day.