hejola report for 01082016

Hejola report for 01082016.

(Chicano cable hot-wired news network est. 1998).

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Kingsville, Texas.  Hello Raza I am Maria La Bandia and a big shout out to all la Raza up in San Antonio Texas, oh yea. Anyhow here is our award winning barrio headline news, oh by the way why award winning? Well you see we created this award that we presented to ourselves for the last 6 years. Lol.

Now for our headline news:

Barrio population increased in 2015.

New Year’s Eve wasn’t very good for many in the hood.

And finally some dare good news.

Again Raza if you believe everything you see and hear and if you believe anything I write here and believe it to be real news, dang give me some.

El constable Cadena told us que he and his barrio 666 patrol arrested 35 persons during this New Years and here are some details:

10 men and women: dwi.

15 men and women and several pigs: pi.

2pigs and 5 cats and 10 dogs driving without a license.

3 chickens and 2 ducks curfew.

2 horses, 1 donkey and 3 women sexual assault.

5 men and 3 women fighting at a gay bar.

And 205 warnings for firing firecrackers in the city limits. Remember that no one is more guilt until it goes to court and proven.

Our barrio leaders tell us que they determined que el barrio had an increase of barrio residents of 22 percent compared to 1965. This is the largest increase we have had since then. But he did warn us que many of  these residents included in this increase were chicken, ducks, turkeys, dogs, cats, pet birds, and other smaller farm animals that are allowed to live inside the city limits with their owners. Furthermore they predict que their might be a decrease if some of them chickens, ducks and turkeys are eaten by the end of next year.

Ok make sure you hug a Tejano today.