Hejola report
for 01122016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man
arrested for stealing city water.
Waist line
vs your height.
And now some
darn good news.
This year
will bring happiness and fortunate to you all and if you believe this bull
chit, you must be on drugs. Things don’t change if you don’t. So if you love
living the way you do, go ahead and keep
it up and if you can’t keep it up than happy days are here again.
Several men
and women arrested after Dallas football game.
Many folks
in the hood were amazed by el primo Ruiz whose front yard was again selected as
the yard of the month in the hood for 13 months in a row. But after looking at
his beautiful green yard with those Rose bushes and flowers many wonder how
much was that costing them to keep that yard going? Well after several calls to
the city, barrio water inspectors went over and visited the family Ruiz and
determined que he didn’t even have running water at his home, but did issue a
citation for using an illegal water hook up. It seems que one of the Ruiz
family member use to be a plumber and figured out how to tap into the barrio
main water line that ran about 10 yards from their back yard. Charges will be
filed and the water was turned off. Of by the way the barrio water inspectors
will send the Ruiz family a billing statement for usage of water for the last
24 months. Hejola.
You know
many folks believe que the Dallas cowboys worn their new uniforms this pasted Saturday
when they got beat but the other team 40 to 0. But our sources tell us that’s
how the fight started at the only barrio gay bar two tons of fun. When the dust
settled several men and some women were arrested because they couldn’t believe
it wasn’t the cowboys play that game with their new uniforms. Charges are
pending and damages to the bar totaled at $5 bucks.
Yesterday it
was determined by one off our own that many in the hood waist line was taller
than their own height. The study reports que at least 30 percent of barrio resident
waist line was talker than their own height, for example a normal waist line in
the hood was around 40 to 46 and the average height in the hood was about 4
feet tall to about 5 foot 5 inches tall. But our own researchers tell us que it
doesn’t add up says Maria La Bandia. How in the world can that be, my god most
of the folks in our hood are about 5 foot tall and waist line 42 to 48, so come
on. I think the old saying says don’t believe everything you read.
Have a great
Tejano day and don’t worry be happy.
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