hejola report 01132016.

Hejola report for 01132016.

 Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello you all how we doing, this country pancho with you all barrio headline news:

 Barrio family trade in car burns down before it got to the dealer.

200 chickens make a quick getaway.

and finally a fund raiser for Little patty watty, chicken barbque plates for sale this Wednesday.

 It’s a miracle says la senora Roberta Quinoner, we just didn’t know how to get the money to send little patty watty to a cheerleading camp this weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. But the family tells us that with the grace of god, he sends us about 50 chickens, which the family plans of barbequing this coming Wednesday. If you are interested on purchasing a chicken barbeque plate for just for $10. Just call us at the cchwnn command post. It’s a miracle!

In some bizarre accident, La family Arispe, J.J. the owner of el barrio fowls farm crashed their delivery truck early Sunday morning around 2A.m. and about 200 chickens survived the crash an made a run for it. The owners called el constable cadena to report the accident. Up to this moment, none of the 200 or so chickens have been capture. A small reward is being offered for the return of some or all the escaped chickens, if you have any information pertaining to this matter please contact el constable.

In other news, It seems that some folks just don’t know how to smoke cigarette, this is the case de la familia Reed. It seems que el senor reed was traveling in his  wife  old 1978 ford whatever this past Sunday afternoon as she followed. They were headed towards the Westinghouse barrio mall used car lot to trade it in for a brand new used car. As he drove the 1978 ford whatever he threw a cigarette butt out the window, which flew back inside the back side window of their car, which started a fire in the back seat. El senior did not notice the smoke, but his wife did see the flames peeking out the back window. La senior reed tried to call him on his cell phone, which he left at home, to pull over. By the time he noticed the fire in the back sit, el senor hopped out of the car and he and his wife backed away to safety as that old 1978 ford whatever went up in flames.

 By the time los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters got there it was too darn late. Once the smoke cleared and the family managed to get a tow truck to haul the burn down 1978 ford whatever to the dealer for a trade. The dealer gave them $15. for the car and they used it to put on a down payment for that new 1979 ford whichever, which the dealer told them it was once owned preacher. Well there you have it.

Ok raza have a great day … you too gringitos.