Hejolia report for 01072016.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio
award winning headline news:
Part-time security force employee shoots himself.
La commadre tries to please el compadre topless.
And finally the only deaf barrio resident arrested for using
the middle finger.
Charges are pending and jail time also for one of the few
deaf persons in the hood. Tom Lucus McCain Trevino, was arrested yesterday
afternoon at the corner of third and wells when some folks called el constable
that there was someone at that corner showing off his middle finger to all the
persons driving by. El constable arrested esta vato. But later released once
they found out que he was deaf. He will go to court next week.
It seems que la commadre was so mad que she thought que el
compadre, who came home late last night, was at the only barrio topless bar. So
she figured que if el compadre wants to see so boobes, she surprised him when
he walked inside the house topless. El compadre was real embarrass que all his
other compadres had to witness this selfish act, that came home with him to
drink a few beers. Charges are pending.
And finally, El ojo barrio private eye academic, will review
its standards and rules that allows their want to be private eyes students to
care a gun after one of them accidentally shot himself while taking a coffee
break at the first floor of el Westinghouse barrio mall last night. We tried to
contact el ojo barrio private eye, owner and director of the academic, but did
not return our call. It seem que Little Johnnie Flores, ( 350lbs) a student at
the academic shot himself with his gun in his pocket , when he tried to pay for
his coffee at maria’s lunch stand in the mall. Charges are pending for caring a
weapon at a public place.
Well folks there you have it, I am bill diaz.
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