hejola report for 01282016

 

 

Hejola report for 01282016.

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Kingsville,Texas. Hello again I am Maria la Bandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Elderly amigo women fill suit about barrio elderly man.

Barrio leaders want to bring back public spanking to those that break the law.

Public employees “Just pay up and shut up”!

And finally some darn good news.

 A ban of chopping trees on city and county properties has been lifted for a few days until it gets warm again. The number of trees that can be chopped down will depend on family size and income. Please note this only applies to folks that use an ax, and no power chain saws can be used. Please contact city and park and recreations for more details.

Martin Lopez was once a known player that loved older amigo women, so he made it a career of dating and hang out with a ton of them. But his luck ran out this pasted weekend when he was arrested for mail fraud and stealing personal items from at least 22 women in the hood. You know before the hood became the hood we had lots of widows living alone and you and I both know everybody needs somebody to love, yell and care for. It seemed that he was monitoring their mail and checking to see who was going to be collecting SS benefits and any additional benefits. The compliant also mention that he had stolen lots of their personal items such as underwear and stuff like that. He is schedule to go to trial sooner than later.

These were the words from a local public employee who told this reporter that if folks paid their bills on time and took care of their private business they wouldn’t have to put up with molesting calls from bill collectors. Furthermore she continued to tell me how things work and how many city and barrio residents really don’t care about how they lived and cared for their own. So she finally told me, look if you have nothing else to do go bother someone else and live us alone and let me do my job. Well we didn’t take this very lightly and after a few calls we made complaining about her attitude, so how or someone came over and shut down our water for late payment. Chinga…

Today Russell Rufus Redneck, once a barrio leader who by the way is married to la prima, told city and county officials that he could bet all he had if we were to bring back spanking in public for those breaking the law, regardless of how serious is the crime , crime would go down. But as he was giving his spill, he was arrested shortly after his presentation for failure to pay several traffic tickets. He is scheduled to be spanking sometime soon.  

Have a great Tejano day and don’t forget to move on and just let it go..