hejola report for 01312017

Hejola report for 01312017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Jonathon Barrios, Bill is on assignment, and now for our barrio award winning headline news:

Barrio protest pigs.

Conjunto dance breaks out into a brawl!

And now some darn good news.

The barrio leaders just decided to leave all the Christmas decorations all year round to keep the hood in a joyful mode.

Look everybody knows that If you go to a conjunto dance an see the most beautiful woman sitting by herself, wouldn’t  you think she had a date? When have you ever gone to a dance a saw a woman sitting there by herself that good looking , never? Ok so that was the case con el compadre Juan Luna who was by the way a bit drunk, saw this beautiful woman and found it too dam easy to ask her to dance.  Well as he walked to the table where she was sitting, her husband Big John Boy, an ex-professional barrio wrestler, a six foot and several inches tall man weighting at least 325 pounds came from behind and grab el compadre by the ears and dang him across the dance floor knocking several other tables down causing them folks to jump on the big man back. Before you know it he was carrying about five persons on his back all trying to beat him up. Big John finally made it to the front door of the dance hall where he was able to shake all them other folks off his back and beat the chit out of all of them. No charges were file but Big John will have to pay for damaged made to the place. Oh by the way the moral of the story is don’t pick the most pretty one out to dance, I am sure has some one with her, dance with the ones that are as not attractive!

 

Yesterday and this morning a ton of two people protested at our office concerning the remarks we made or the news story we wrote about pigs being allowed in the hood. The protest was amid at the way we wrote the story about how those pigs will be treated as pets and how they will be treated after they are not wanted any more.  Our director Bill Diaz approached the protesters with a few words “get lost punks before we call the cops”. No word if those protestors will come back.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day…

hejola report for 01302017

Hejola report for 01302017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio new jobs open at D’ American made pig farm.
El compadre opens up a “Let me dress your pig when it’ ready”....
And finally two barrio members arredted but one arrested; drunk as pig!
You know being an officer of the law can be challenging sometime and that was the case this pasted weekend says el Constable Cadena. He told us que this weekend he had to arrest a man or let’s say a person that looked like a pig when asked question about who he was or where was it from? The constable told us que he had to arrest him or it due to the fact it was as drunk as a pig. After a few hours of questioning the drunk or it turned out to be a real pig dressed like a person. Charges will be file against two of the men and it will be raffled off.
Today members of the local barrio welcome wagon and barrio leaders cut a red ribbon on the opening of the first ever D’ AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM. The purpose is to encourage barrio resident to raise pigs inside the city limits and offset any cost they might have when they buy pork. Off course says the owner Juan Gomez, every family will be limited to about twenty pigs per family members that would be allowed to have inside the barrio city limits. We are very excited and do claim que having pigs in your home has a medical value. Huh. Some barrio members were worried about the smell them pigs might leave, but many others responded by saying that smell you smell is a smell of money!
El compadre Simon Se’mon told us que now he can use that degree he got from the barrio school trade in opening the first Slaughter home on this side of tracks. He told us que there were several reasons why now; since the D’AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM, has been approved and many barrio members will be purchases a whole lot of pigs, there will come a day when they will have to put them pigs to rest. He promised to do the best dressing you have ever seen a butcher do on a pig. Prices will vary based on the size of your pig! Keep el barrio great again!
Ok raza have a great piggy day..

tejano barrio non scientific study 2009.

Tejano Barrio non scientific unintelligent study 2009 results.

A look at the past news in 2009!!!!!

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Buenas days, I am La china Cano de china Nuevo Leon con a tejano barrio non scientific unintelligent study for 2008. We launched the study with the intention to show how unintelligent many of us are. Really, how dumb can a real smart barrio person be? These are the questions that I plan on answering con esta study. But first let me set the record straight. It took lots of elements to prepare for this study and it took chingos de time and beer to get folks to participate con las questions we had for them. But all and all here are our conclusions the seven questions.

1.We determined que raza that do more dancing at dances are less fat than raza que only go to dances and sit and watch and drink beer and eat chips.

2. We determined que many barrio adults still believe que children like clowns. We found out que, young people as old as 16 years of age dislike the use of barrio clowns for any kind of functions. Furthermore, many younger children are frightened by barrio clowns, especially at free dances.

3. We determined que many barrio women don’t like to be told they look fat in that one dress she always wears to ever freaking free dance. It’s fun but a large amount of men will lie when asked by la commadre que “do I look fat in this honey”. Depending on how dumb you are compadre, few men when they are honest, are dumped by their girlfriends or la commadre.

4. we determined que many tejano dance goers think que many bars and dance halls owners over charge on beer, mix drinks, cokes and set ups and figure que if they can sneak in a beer or two will be ok. Even try a sneak a bottle of some favor alcohol and mix their own. Many believe that it is acceptable.

5. We determined que those vato’s that go to dances who consider themselves bullies and are always looking for fights are really disengaged and lack compassion for their victims and feel guilt for their actions regardless if they get their ass kicked.

6. we determined que people who work at tejano bars that are surrounded by alcohol have more alcohol problems, compared to persons in other industry, such as but not limited to let’s say clergy. It’s the proximity to and the availability of alcohol was partly to blame for why tejano bartenders and waitresses like their tips….

7. We determined que many tejanos on line are not so honest, and are less likely to make a match. Tejanos know and have known que those matches don’t last, due to the fact que they are unsuitable partners. We can safely say que never assume things are the way they seem online, especially chicks that dye their hair cherry red!!!!

There you have and we want to thank all la raza that helped us put it together.

I am La china cano de china nueva leon.

westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 1/27/2017

Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for 1/27/2017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s mall newsletter. Well if the shit wasn’t enough where the city, county, and state people took it on their own to start knocking the hood down, and planning on raiding several streets and so on, well con todo esto the mall was also effected, now with that report here is alcardio samudio.

Si Gloria drug and law enforcement officers along con el constable cadena raided several stores here at the mall. El senior MI casa Es su casa restaurant owner got busted for selling weed here in the mall. My god what the hell is wrong con el compadre casas. Chinga if la raza didn’t have it so bad already and now give our mall a bad name, and selling weed, dang.

In addition to all this Gloria, Martha Gomez owner of Martha’s nail and curls were also raided for selling hot stuff. Chinga what else could have happen. Furthermore, j.j. Sanchez owner of JJ videos and cd also were raided for selling hot stuff and pirate tapes of commadres making a few extra bucks on her side! All and all Gloria ten people were arrested con esta raid at the mall.

Si thank al. the law dogs didn’t even warn us here que the raid was coming. So that made everyone here at the mall very nervous and a bit worried. Anyhow we will see how many of the charges will hold, BUT besides that let’s go to our man in the mall our mall mascot mr. turkey:

Mr turkey here gobble gobble there and sometime gobble gobble there and here and  let’s say que gobble here and gobble there ok Gloria, Gobble!

Ok mr. turkey by the way we will be having our first mascot day coming in a few weeks so be looking for that. Sure will Gobble…

Now for our future plans for the mall, none!

I am Gloria Guerra here at the Westinghouse barrio mall .

hejola report for 01262017

Hejola report for 01262017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hi again, I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Other breed de raza moves into the hood.

Barrio spelling Bee canceled.

And finally, constable cadena reelected for two more years.

Well its official el constable cadena got reelected again for his fifth term as el barrio constable. He got 250 votes out 35 possible votes. The election recount committees refuse to do a recount since no one ran again him. Congratulations Mr. Cadena.

In other news,Yesterday afternoon the annual barrio spelling Bee was canceled when all twenty contestants failed to spell one word. The judges felt que they were doing the right thing in cancelling this event when none of the twenty couldn’t spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. One of the judges told us que next year they plan on starting the contest con some easy words, such as you, him, and her and so on. From there I thing we can work our way up to bigger words.

And finally,Yesterday afternoon the barrio was shocked to find at least three new families that could actually read and write the way we are suppose too move into the hood this past month. La familia yosabatodo and yosaque told this reporter that they just can’t stand folks that were in school and college and got a masters degree and still can’t spell or write for shit. These new families will address the barrio leaders at their next meeting with their concerns sometime around 2033.

To all those that hate us or love us, have a great tejano day

barrio literacy and writer prize award winner for 2016

CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK WINS AGAIN 2016.

BARRIO LITERACY AND WRITER PRIZE AWARD WINNER FOR 2016, the creator Daniel Lopez.

 

 Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. We are waiting for our creator to make his acceptations speech for this year’s “2016 BARRIO LITERACY AND WRITER PRIZE AWARD WINNER”. Now here is Gloria Guerra:

Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra here at the mall y Si bill we are so excited que our creator is the recipient of this year’s barrio literacy and writer prize award winner for 2016 AGAIN.                                                                                 

Now let’s go and review  Daniel  acceptations speech:

Thank you mi raza, tejanos, TEXmex, chicano, latinos y bill collectors, First of all I would like to accept this nonmonetary prize in behave of all my staff and myself for the long selfish hours we spend working on trying to uncover some deeper truths about life and about ourselves .

 In our studies we try to study life stories of our la raza as well as our experience as la raza and what we go through life. Did you know que we have realized que there are more interesting truths to be revealed than to be found in el barrio in it as in ourselves.

We here at Chicano Cable hot-wired News Network believe in the deconstructionism of our English language, as long as you clean up after you’re done. And we do not believe that masterpieces do exist, nor do we want them to. We prefer the glory of brilliant mistakes, because without mistakes one will never really learn the englisss language. And thanks to the internet we have been able to accomplish this.

I am chicano and I can speak and spell englisss any way I want to, mi entiendes  mendez, Thank you and god be with you .

Daniel lopez creator .

hejola report for 01252017

Hejola report for 01252017.

 Cchwnn.

 

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

 Talking Parrot returned to pet shop, talks a lot chit.

 Complaint states que Barrio nursing home acting as a prostitution institution.

 And finally seniors line up for tax purposes.

Hello raza just wanted to let you know that this not real news, ok it’s a satire, and if you believe that its real news, than you’re a bigger moron than us!

Our own barrio community center is at it again, by entertaining “Claim a se...nior day” this coming weekend. If you didn’t already know que every year the center invites the public to come by and check out a senior citizen for the weekend. Now what are the benefits? Besides doing a good deed it also allows you to claim them on your irs tax form for 2016. So if you haven’t filed your income tax and looking for that special deduction, come on by and check out a senior. It just could save you chingos.

 Yesterday el constable cadena and some of his staff were called to “el barrio pet shop” where it seemed que a fight broke out among the owner of the shop and a customer. It seems that the customer had bought a talking parrot and he seemed to be a well matter bird there at the shop, but when the parrot got to his new home, that was a whole different bird. The customer told this reporter que this parrot talked a lot chit and said just too many bad words. Once the customer took the parrot back for a refund the owner showed the customer a sign that said “no refunds on sales, especially the talking parrot”. That’s went the customer slapped the shop owner. The constable took the parrot in for questioning. It seems like the parrot was the only witness. No arrest so far.

 And finally seems que el constable cadena and his barrio task force 666, were at the “El Centro for old folks” again after a few complaints from its residents que lots of regularly schedule visits were sex workers. The barrio nursing home has been in trouble before but for other questionable activities, like nude volleyball and nude checkers. El constable is trying to track the caller’s that made the complaints. The constable will set up a special room there at the home to interview the questionable sex workers for move evidence. Oh by the way there was no evidence que a special yellow sock was being place on the door for privacy, it turned out to be  green.

 Ok raza have a great Tejano day

hejola report for 01242017

Hejola report for 01242017.

Cchwnn,

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Ten men, ten women and a bunch of animals busted.

Barrio super bowl party was canceled.

And finally barrio cars and trucks in big trouble!

After a regular police check point, 25 out of 29 cars were impounded due to all the exhausted violation. As a matter of fact 2 of the 25 cars were hired to kill bugs in the hood. But the rest were not able to be moved until they fixed the problem, paid the tow truck, and pay the fine. The total for all this was about 2500 dollars. Many of the owners just left their cars there at the check point until they can come up the funds.

Now that many of our barrio favor football teams didn’t make the big game have decided to cancel the biggest party ever plan. One of the planners told us que they weren’t going to spend all that money on teams they didn’t like or didn’t care who won the big one. So if you bought a ticket for the big game, you can do two things save the ticket for next year season or not get a refund at all!

Late last night el constable Cadena and his task force 666 raided an unusual party where lots of men and women and their pets were all having some kind of party that required lots of cops. The police report that was filed said that at least have of the folks there were drunk and doing weird stuff. The report didn’t tell us what the wired stuff they were doing but one person told us que they were playing naked bingo, spinning the bottle and put a tail on la commadre.  All the folks and the animals were taken in for questioning, charges are pending.

Ok Raza we care why not you!

hejola report for 01232017

Hejola report fo 01232017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again  I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio women take to the street in protest.

Sales go down on hair dye.

And finally some sad news.

 

Please note the comments or things talked about are just make believe and if you believe that this real news than you are a bigger moron that we are!!!

Ten barrio women were rushed to the St. Paul’s Medical center at the mall when they started losing their hair or found lots of bald spots after using that new cherry red look. One barrio expert on hair dye told us que many don’t realize que too much dye can affect your brain and your hair roots. As of now barrio leaders are looking into banning any type of hair dye (cherry red) during to the fact que they look ridicules, thinking that they look great, in which they should be working on construction sites as warning signs…

After all this trouble this past weekend about women dying their hair, many barrio stores stopped selling any color dye to any women  due to the fact que they might come an protest their shops for no legal reason or might cause problems there. So now the barrio women wanting to have that new look will have to travel across the tracks to purchase this highly regarded item. An insider from across the tracks told us que they will be having giant sells on whatever color you are looking for prices that have been jacked up at least 50 percent.

It seems that every single woman that has colored it’s hair cherry red walked the streets this pasted Sunday protesting our comments about how barrio women want to look like that new Russian spy living at the white house. Gloria Gomez the most cherry red dye head in the hood told us que the CChwnn had no rights talking about how women paint their hair nor did it have a right to make fun of those that do paint or dye their hair whatever color they want. She said that the cherry red made her look more beautiful than any other red dye hair in the hood. We here and you there felt que in reality she look ridiculous especially being a dark skin chicana! There were no more comments concerning this matter are the huge crowd of 7 left the area. Hey Red! But many of them were considering applying for a construction road sign…

Ok red have a great day and really should take that job.

barrio presidential special report for 01202017

Barrio presidential special report for 01202017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello my fellow Raza I am Fideo Vermicelli con today’s special Barrio presidential special report:

Barrio prepare for more Raza wanting to gringas.

Barrio prepare for barrio struggle and war.

And finally CCHWNN not a racist.

In this edition we will use the word gringa and gringos. We do not attempt to discriminate or attempt to be prejudiced but do plan to outline how these words apply to many want to be raza. God bless all of us and hope for the better, in the name of our lord, Amen.

 

Many barrio members are preparing for that struggle that is an endless effort that things might get better. Well they might if you stay in your home. The war we are preparing is not with them or those that are, but a war within ourselves, knowing no better or tell no one, our own barrio is our worse enemy and preparing for this war many have decided to join that effort on making the barrio a better war zone. So blondie, cherry red and others thank you for making our barrio a much stronger hood and has allowed us to weeding out the true gringos and gringas that our forth fathers places upon us. We do not condemn them, or even you, but feel sorry for them due to the fact that their believe have abandon our strive for justice and fairness.  Like the famous author our creator said “your business is our business and my business is none of your business”.

Yesterday afternoon a large number of barrio beauty shops ran of Blondie color hair dye that sold out with hours knowing que a beautiful Russian woman was now their idol a spy within her own. So to all las chicanas want to be god bless you and hope your hair falls out and see the real you! Gringa you are not and will never bee. To those you are just another wetback, chicana, mexicannn, and lazy and fat and sad person.  This is worse that dying your hair cherry red because at the end of the day you are still Maria in my eyes and not Mary.

Well let’s make our barrio better.

Cchwnn covering 2017 President inauguration in Russia

Cchwnn staff covering  2017 President Inauguration in Russia, by mistake!

Cchwnn.

Saint Peterburg, Russia. Hello again my friends and how are you all doing. I am Jonathon barrio y my side kick Vernoica la lesbian. We are here at St. Peterburg, Russia, where it’s colder than my air conditioner will ever be covering our Presidential Inauguration here in Russia. It seems that there are more Russians happier now that a real White person will be there president. But putting that all aside, we having a great time and done some winter sports also up here. We should be leaving here soon, and hope que we will move on to warmer parts of the world, like Texas.

Again here we are with live coverage of our President Inauguration in Russia where they are now the leaders of our great country..

2017 Barrio Conjunto Awards Nominations!

2017 barrio conjunto awards nominations.

Cchwnn.

 Kingsville, TX. Hello once again my name is Santa Cecilia director of on the road again, this year’s coordinator , 2017 barrio make believe conjunto music award nominations ;

Categories for 2017 annual music awards:

1. most ugliest band members 2017:

2. most ugliest male singer 2017:

3. most ugliest female singer 2017:

4. most worries live performance band 2017 :

5. most worries cd cover 2017:

6. most over rated band for 2017:

7. song of the year for 2017:

8. The worries no show band for 201&:

Please submit your make believe con junto names to cchwnn@netscape.net, please note don’t use real names.. thanks, oh the dateline is Feb 1, 2017…

Thank you and have a great tejano day.

“Your business is our business and my business is none of your business”.

hejola report for 01172017

 

 

Hejola report for 01172017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio home interior busted.

How to keep your mother in law in check author arrested.

And finally some darn good news.

Ten little monkeys were rescued yesterday from 32 dogs and 15 cats that were chasing them in the hood. El constable and about 20 brave volunteers were able to catch the majority of them monkeys and were able to fight off some of the homeless dogs. The city  and barrio leaders will discuss this matter at the next city meeting schedule for March 2033.

La commadre Nancy Alaniz was arrested yesterday afternoon when she was displaying her brand new book named “ How to keep your mother in law in check”. One of the ways as explained in her book was to slap the chit of your mother in lawn next time she got out of hand. Well that didn’t go very well with certain mother in laws that confronted Nancy at the mall. In one case Nancy actually slapped a so call mother in law to demonstrate que it don’t take long for your in law to snap and keep her in check. Charges will be filed against her.

And finally,Yesterday el senor Henry Gomez was arrested as he acted out his own home interior program and had nothing to do with the real so call company. Gomez had been giving his barrio home interior displays in home that folks believe que he was on the up and up. But reality skunk in real quick when those families that had hosted his program were robbed when he went to their family bathroom. He managed to roam around folk home taking whatever he could hind in his pants. Charges will be filed against esta vato.

Ok raza be cool and stay warm.

hejola report for 01132017

 

Hejola report for 02132017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news:

Tamale brokers arrested.

No stopping the barrio violence.

And finally some good news.

We all want some good news once in a while so we found some just a few minutes ago.  Now for the rest of the stories:

Yesterday evening for some reason or another a fight broke out at the only Tejano gay bar. The constable to us que it was very unusually the boyz and girls really ever fight. Now they might yell, scream, and push a bit but to get into an all out brawl is very unusual. The constable had to arrest la suzie aka Mario Munoz, y la perri aka Ben Morales, both of them were arrested and taking to jail.

 Yesterday afternoon several tamale brokers were arrested as they made their way up to the front of the room where a press conference discussing the new tamale organization was going on. In their efforts to disrupt the conferences they threw tamales, tortillas, and few American sandals at the folks sitting on the stage. El constable had to arrest Manuel Gonzales, Juan Gonzales, Pedro Gonzales, Johnnie Gonzales and Lulu Gonzales all brokers for the Gonzales Tamales and Tortillas franchise. Charge will be filed.

Ok raza  don’t forget about ash Wednesday and not to be confessed with big ass Wendy. Have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 01092017

Hejola report for 01092017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Johnny the train puller Yuma pulled last train.

Freak shows will be banned for the rest of the year.

And finally, el barrio prepares to keep Christmas light on all year round.

In the weekly city council meeting, all council members agreed to leave the Westside Christmas light on all year round. There were several reasons why it was cheaper to leave them on than take them off and crime has decreased at least by 45 percent compared to 1976. One council member informed us que they will review this matter after Easter.

In other news, Barrio leaders today signed a new city rule that would ban any type of show that was not normal or better known as freak show. The reason was of course the death of Johnny the train puller Yuma accident. This new law will be in affect 2025.

Yesterday afternoon, el barrio Johnny the train puller Yuma suffered a terrible accident when he was demonstration on how he could pull a 20 ton railroad car with is teeth. It seems that many did not realize que Mr. Yuma had a metal rod with a hook attached to his mouth, drilled through the back of his mouth onto a steel plate found outside the back of his head. Somehow the railroad car mover while Mr. Yuma was trying to adjust his mouth onto the metal hook inside his mouth. Well the pressure of a 20 ton railroad car jerked the whole jaw, teeth, rod, hook, the plate behind his head along con his spinal cord out of his body, killing him right on the spot. Members of the audience tried to put his spinal cord back in him but died while they tried.

 

Oh well there are born winners and then there were some that oh, well.

hejola report for 01042017

Hejola report for 01042017

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Now here is Bill Diaz. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:

Barrio chicken farm offers reward.

Barrio posts list of banned substances for 2011 in the hood.

And finally barrio social worker fired for comments made.

El constable cadena, along con barrio leaders made the Westside resident’s a list of banned substances for 2017. The list contented the usual suspects such as, marijuana, cocaine, and heroin. In addition it also warned residents about the usages Oxycodone, Percocet and Viagra which are prescriptions medications, and you must have a prescription to use. In addition to that there were several synthetic products that people who want to use were also listed. The barrio leaders are accepting comments on this new list for 2017.

 

 Social worker Ben Casey Bueno was fired Monday morning when it was reported that he had confronted barrio leaders on the banned substances presented to the public this pasted weekend.

He presented a list of his concerns that we as barrio leaders need to worry about, such as people just getting and doing the old fashioned but still legal way. An increase of beating their husbands and wives while heavily intoxicated, bothering their neighbors, neglecting their children. Drinking in bars, getting home somehow and for sure an increase of DUI.

Furthermore, He point out that all this substance regardless of legal or illegal, they all create an altered mindset. He believes that they should recall the list an let society abusing its self if they can afford it. He concludes that you can arrest us, charge us, jail us, and set us free. But remember that those that want to catch a buzz will find a way.

And finally, this weekend it was announced that the new owner of Los Pollos del barrio has hired armed men to guard their farm. In several years you might recall que many of the former chicken owe trucks had been hit by terrorist, where many of its prize chickens made a getaway. Mr. Pollo tells us que every guard will have two arms.

Ok raza that is all for today, Now that in mind I need to go a smoke a cigarettes.

hejola report for 01032017

howdy hejolia report for 01032017.

please take note that our office is now under construction and looking for used anything.. that might help us produce our news ..

 

Howdy hejola report for 01032017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx, hello partner how are we doing today, I am Country Pancho, with today’s barrio headline news:

2016 crime was up in the hood.

An increase of persons separated or divorcees for 2016,

And finally, a decrease of deaths in the hood 2016 well at least on our side of the tracks.

It seems que 2016 was a prime example that many young people are willing to move for a better way of living, based on a study done by maria la vandia. More than 10 percent of the residents aging from 17 to 23 moved this past year to a better hood or town the study indicated. The study also indicated que 22 percent of the la raza aging from 24 to 46 moved more than 100 miles from the hood and only 10 percent came back this year. And finally the study indicated que 100 percent were willing to move but didn’t have the resources or a car to get to that new location. Barrio leaders will hold a special meeting to review this study and develop ways to keep people in the hood sometime in 2033.

In other news, what does tiger woods, and other famous people have in common con our la raza? They love to mess around. In many cases this extra martial activities lead up to either getting separated or divorce. Well that was the case in the hood this pasted 2016. There was a 52 percent increase of separations and a 23 percent increase of divorces this past year in the hood, making 2016 a year not to forget. But there was a good foot note to this matter. At least 10 percent of both got back together during Christmas time and separated by the first of the year!

And finally the worse category was the increase of death in the hood. Many of these deaths were accidents and a few killings but there was a large increase of death pets based on that report que maria la vandia did. Si raza more and more raza are doing something to their poor little cats and dogs and birds and snakes and chickens and turkeys and ducks and a few who knows what. This was weird says el constable cadena, who help put the information together. Si, raza, for some reason or another people just take their frustration out on those little critters. El constable tells us que this year he will have to improve this area of security and get more pets involved on daily activites! Now the other side of the tracks is a whole different thing over, but that’s another story!

Well folks there you have it, and always remember that if you drink make sure you drive.

hejola reprot for 01022017

Hejola report for 01022017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again Raza, I am Bill Diaz con our first news report for 2017.

Barrio leaders prepare for the worries.

New Year’s Eve party burns down the house.

And more bad news for cat lovers.

This weekend el constable was stunned by the number of cat’s owners that were protesting at the corner of third and wells. It seems that this New Year brought in a new cat owners law into play. The new law will require every freaking cat in the hood to sign up for our local draft, plus will be required to wear a tag around their neck in order to determine if they did registered with the county draft board. Many protesters were telling us how in the world you can get all that pussy-cats lined up and come in when they don’t even have a voter’s id!

La familia Lopez along con other family members were firing the usually new year’s fireworks like everybody else in the hood. But la familia Lopez did their a bit different from others. They drove around in their 1978 ford whatever shooting fireworks at anything or everything that got on the way. Well in one of those instances it seems that they must have lost it for a few seconds a fired several bottle rockets into a home owned by La Family Moore, which started a fire inside their home that caused it to burn down. By the time el barrio volunteer firemen arrived it was just too late. Charges are pending!

And finally now the Thomas Trumpas has been elected as the county leaders many barrio members and leaders are worried about the thing they said about him during the campaign. One leader told us I hope he doesn’t want to get even with many of us since we called him a fool, several times!

Ok raza get in your mark, get set and go into 2017 in chinga….