hejola report for 01252017

Hejola report for 01252017.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

 Talking Parrot returned to pet shop, talks a lot chit.

 Complaint states que Barrio nursing home acting as a prostitution institution.

 And finally seniors line up for tax purposes.

Hello raza just wanted to let you know that this not real news, ok it’s a satire, and if you believe that its real news, than you’re a bigger moron than us!

Our own barrio community center is at it again, by entertaining “Claim a se...nior day” this coming weekend. If you didn’t already know que every year the center invites the public to come by and check out a senior citizen for the weekend. Now what are the benefits? Besides doing a good deed it also allows you to claim them on your irs tax form for 2016. So if you haven’t filed your income tax and looking for that special deduction, come on by and check out a senior. It just could save you chingos.

 Yesterday el constable cadena and some of his staff were called to “el barrio pet shop” where it seemed que a fight broke out among the owner of the shop and a customer. It seems that the customer had bought a talking parrot and he seemed to be a well matter bird there at the shop, but when the parrot got to his new home, that was a whole different bird. The customer told this reporter que this parrot talked a lot chit and said just too many bad words. Once the customer took the parrot back for a refund the owner showed the customer a sign that said “no refunds on sales, especially the talking parrot”. That’s went the customer slapped the shop owner. The constable took the parrot in for questioning. It seems like the parrot was the only witness. No arrest so far.

 And finally seems que el constable cadena and his barrio task force 666, were at the “El Centro for old folks” again after a few complaints from its residents que lots of regularly schedule visits were sex workers. The barrio nursing home has been in trouble before but for other questionable activities, like nude volleyball and nude checkers. El constable is trying to track the caller’s that made the complaints. The constable will set up a special room there at the home to interview the questionable sex workers for move evidence. Oh by the way there was no evidence que a special yellow sock was being place on the door for privacy, it turned out to be  green.

 Ok raza have a great Tejano day