hejola report for 01312017

Hejola report for 01312017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Jonathon Barrios, Bill is on assignment, and now for our barrio award winning headline news:

Barrio protest pigs.

Conjunto dance breaks out into a brawl!

And now some darn good news.

The barrio leaders just decided to leave all the Christmas decorations all year round to keep the hood in a joyful mode.

Look everybody knows that If you go to a conjunto dance an see the most beautiful woman sitting by herself, wouldn’t  you think she had a date? When have you ever gone to a dance a saw a woman sitting there by herself that good looking , never? Ok so that was the case con el compadre Juan Luna who was by the way a bit drunk, saw this beautiful woman and found it too dam easy to ask her to dance.  Well as he walked to the table where she was sitting, her husband Big John Boy, an ex-professional barrio wrestler, a six foot and several inches tall man weighting at least 325 pounds came from behind and grab el compadre by the ears and dang him across the dance floor knocking several other tables down causing them folks to jump on the big man back. Before you know it he was carrying about five persons on his back all trying to beat him up. Big John finally made it to the front door of the dance hall where he was able to shake all them other folks off his back and beat the chit out of all of them. No charges were file but Big John will have to pay for damaged made to the place. Oh by the way the moral of the story is don’t pick the most pretty one out to dance, I am sure has some one with her, dance with the ones that are as not attractive!

 

Yesterday and this morning a ton of two people protested at our office concerning the remarks we made or the news story we wrote about pigs being allowed in the hood. The protest was amid at the way we wrote the story about how those pigs will be treated as pets and how they will be treated after they are not wanted any more.  Our director Bill Diaz approached the protesters with a few words “get lost punks before we call the cops”. No word if those protestors will come back.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day…