Hejola report for 01262017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi again, I am bill Diaz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news:
Other breed de raza moves into the hood.
Barrio spelling Bee canceled.
And finally, constable cadena reelected for two more years.
Well its official el constable cadena got reelected again
for his fifth term as el barrio constable. He got 250 votes out 35 possible
votes. The election recount committees refuse to do a recount since no one ran
again him. Congratulations Mr. Cadena.
In other news,Yesterday afternoon the annual barrio spelling
Bee was canceled when all twenty contestants failed to spell one word. The
judges felt que they were doing the right thing in cancelling this event when
none of the twenty couldn’t spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. One of
the judges told us que next year they plan on starting the contest con some
easy words, such as you, him, and her and so on. From there I thing we can work
our way up to bigger words.
And finally,Yesterday afternoon the barrio was shocked to
find at least three new families that could actually read and write the way we
are suppose too move into the hood this past month. La familia yosabatodo and
yosaque told this reporter that they just can’t stand folks that were in school
and college and got a masters degree and still can’t spell or write for shit.
These new families will address the barrio leaders at their next meeting with
their concerns sometime around 2033.
To all those that hate us or love us, have a great tejano
day
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