hejola report for 01242017

Hejola report for 01242017.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Ten men, ten women and a bunch of animals busted.

Barrio super bowl party was canceled.

And finally barrio cars and trucks in big trouble!

After a regular police check point, 25 out of 29 cars were impounded due to all the exhausted violation. As a matter of fact 2 of the 25 cars were hired to kill bugs in the hood. But the rest were not able to be moved until they fixed the problem, paid the tow truck, and pay the fine. The total for all this was about 2500 dollars. Many of the owners just left their cars there at the check point until they can come up the funds.

Now that many of our barrio favor football teams didn’t make the big game have decided to cancel the biggest party ever plan. One of the planners told us que they weren’t going to spend all that money on teams they didn’t like or didn’t care who won the big one. So if you bought a ticket for the big game, you can do two things save the ticket for next year season or not get a refund at all!

Late last night el constable Cadena and his task force 666 raided an unusual party where lots of men and women and their pets were all having some kind of party that required lots of cops. The police report that was filed said that at least have of the folks there were drunk and doing weird stuff. The report didn’t tell us what the wired stuff they were doing but one person told us que they were playing naked bingo, spinning the bottle and put a tail on la commadre.  All the folks and the animals were taken in for questioning, charges are pending.

Ok Raza we care why not you!