hejola report for 01032017

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Kingsville,tx, hello partner how are we doing today, I am Country Pancho, with today’s barrio headline news:

2016 crime was up in the hood.

An increase of persons separated or divorcees for 2016,

And finally, a decrease of deaths in the hood 2016 well at least on our side of the tracks.

It seems que 2016 was a prime example that many young people are willing to move for a better way of living, based on a study done by maria la vandia. More than 10 percent of the residents aging from 17 to 23 moved this past year to a better hood or town the study indicated. The study also indicated que 22 percent of the la raza aging from 24 to 46 moved more than 100 miles from the hood and only 10 percent came back this year. And finally the study indicated que 100 percent were willing to move but didn’t have the resources or a car to get to that new location. Barrio leaders will hold a special meeting to review this study and develop ways to keep people in the hood sometime in 2033.

In other news, what does tiger woods, and other famous people have in common con our la raza? They love to mess around. In many cases this extra martial activities lead up to either getting separated or divorce. Well that was the case in the hood this pasted 2016. There was a 52 percent increase of separations and a 23 percent increase of divorces this past year in the hood, making 2016 a year not to forget. But there was a good foot note to this matter. At least 10 percent of both got back together during Christmas time and separated by the first of the year!

And finally the worse category was the increase of death in the hood. Many of these deaths were accidents and a few killings but there was a large increase of death pets based on that report que maria la vandia did. Si raza more and more raza are doing something to their poor little cats and dogs and birds and snakes and chickens and turkeys and ducks and a few who knows what. This was weird says el constable cadena, who help put the information together. Si, raza, for some reason or another people just take their frustration out on those little critters. El constable tells us que this year he will have to improve this area of security and get more pets involved on daily activites! Now the other side of the tracks is a whole different thing over, but that’s another story!

Well folks there you have it, and always remember that if you drink make sure you drive.