hejola report for 01092017

Hejola report for 01092017.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Johnny the train puller Yuma pulled last train.

Freak shows will be banned for the rest of the year.

And finally, el barrio prepares to keep Christmas light on all year round.

In the weekly city council meeting, all council members agreed to leave the Westside Christmas light on all year round. There were several reasons why it was cheaper to leave them on than take them off and crime has decreased at least by 45 percent compared to 1976. One council member informed us que they will review this matter after Easter.

In other news, Barrio leaders today signed a new city rule that would ban any type of show that was not normal or better known as freak show. The reason was of course the death of Johnny the train puller Yuma accident. This new law will be in affect 2025.

Yesterday afternoon, el barrio Johnny the train puller Yuma suffered a terrible accident when he was demonstration on how he could pull a 20 ton railroad car with is teeth. It seems that many did not realize que Mr. Yuma had a metal rod with a hook attached to his mouth, drilled through the back of his mouth onto a steel plate found outside the back of his head. Somehow the railroad car mover while Mr. Yuma was trying to adjust his mouth onto the metal hook inside his mouth. Well the pressure of a 20 ton railroad car jerked the whole jaw, teeth, rod, hook, the plate behind his head along con his spinal cord out of his body, killing him right on the spot. Members of the audience tried to put his spinal cord back in him but died while they tried.

 

Oh well there are born winners and then there were some that oh, well.