Hejola report for 01302017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio new jobs open at D’ American made pig farm.
El compadre opens up a “Let me dress your pig when it’ ready”....
And finally two barrio members arredted but one arrested; drunk as pig!
You know being an officer of the law can be challenging sometime and that was the case this pasted weekend says el Constable Cadena. He told us que this weekend he had to arrest a man or let’s say a person that looked like a pig when asked question about who he was or where was it from? The constable told us que he had to arrest him or it due to the fact it was as drunk as a pig. After a few hours of questioning the drunk or it turned out to be a real pig dressed like a person. Charges will be file against two of the men and it will be raffled off.
Today members of the local barrio welcome wagon and barrio leaders cut a red ribbon on the opening of the first ever D’ AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM. The purpose is to encourage barrio resident to raise pigs inside the city limits and offset any cost they might have when they buy pork. Off course says the owner Juan Gomez, every family will be limited to about twenty pigs per family members that would be allowed to have inside the barrio city limits. We are very excited and do claim que having pigs in your home has a medical value. Huh. Some barrio members were worried about the smell them pigs might leave, but many others responded by saying that smell you smell is a smell of money!
El compadre Simon Se’mon told us que now he can use that degree he got from the barrio school trade in opening the first Slaughter home on this side of tracks. He told us que there were several reasons why now; since the D’AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM, has been approved and many barrio members will be purchases a whole lot of pigs, there will come a day when they will have to put them pigs to rest. He promised to do the best dressing you have ever seen a butcher do on a pig. Prices will vary based on the size of your pig! Keep el barrio great again!
Ok raza have a great piggy day..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio new jobs open at D’ American made pig farm.
El compadre opens up a “Let me dress your pig when it’ ready”....
And finally two barrio members arredted but one arrested; drunk as pig!
You know being an officer of the law can be challenging sometime and that was the case this pasted weekend says el Constable Cadena. He told us que this weekend he had to arrest a man or let’s say a person that looked like a pig when asked question about who he was or where was it from? The constable told us que he had to arrest him or it due to the fact it was as drunk as a pig. After a few hours of questioning the drunk or it turned out to be a real pig dressed like a person. Charges will be file against two of the men and it will be raffled off.
Today members of the local barrio welcome wagon and barrio leaders cut a red ribbon on the opening of the first ever D’ AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM. The purpose is to encourage barrio resident to raise pigs inside the city limits and offset any cost they might have when they buy pork. Off course says the owner Juan Gomez, every family will be limited to about twenty pigs per family members that would be allowed to have inside the barrio city limits. We are very excited and do claim que having pigs in your home has a medical value. Huh. Some barrio members were worried about the smell them pigs might leave, but many others responded by saying that smell you smell is a smell of money!
El compadre Simon Se’mon told us que now he can use that degree he got from the barrio school trade in opening the first Slaughter home on this side of tracks. He told us que there were several reasons why now; since the D’AMERICAN MADE PIG FARM, has been approved and many barrio members will be purchases a whole lot of pigs, there will come a day when they will have to put them pigs to rest. He promised to do the best dressing you have ever seen a butcher do on a pig. Prices will vary based on the size of your pig! Keep el barrio great again!
Ok raza have a great piggy day..
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