tejano barrio non scientific study 2009.

Tejano Barrio non scientific unintelligent study 2009 results.

A look at the past news in 2009!!!!!

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Kingsville, TX. Buenas days, I am La china Cano de china Nuevo Leon con a tejano barrio non scientific unintelligent study for 2008. We launched the study with the intention to show how unintelligent many of us are. Really, how dumb can a real smart barrio person be? These are the questions that I plan on answering con esta study. But first let me set the record straight. It took lots of elements to prepare for this study and it took chingos de time and beer to get folks to participate con las questions we had for them. But all and all here are our conclusions the seven questions.

1.We determined que raza that do more dancing at dances are less fat than raza que only go to dances and sit and watch and drink beer and eat chips.

2. We determined que many barrio adults still believe que children like clowns. We found out que, young people as old as 16 years of age dislike the use of barrio clowns for any kind of functions. Furthermore, many younger children are frightened by barrio clowns, especially at free dances.

3. We determined que many barrio women don’t like to be told they look fat in that one dress she always wears to ever freaking free dance. It’s fun but a large amount of men will lie when asked by la commadre que “do I look fat in this honey”. Depending on how dumb you are compadre, few men when they are honest, are dumped by their girlfriends or la commadre.

4. we determined que many tejano dance goers think que many bars and dance halls owners over charge on beer, mix drinks, cokes and set ups and figure que if they can sneak in a beer or two will be ok. Even try a sneak a bottle of some favor alcohol and mix their own. Many believe that it is acceptable.

5. We determined que those vato’s that go to dances who consider themselves bullies and are always looking for fights are really disengaged and lack compassion for their victims and feel guilt for their actions regardless if they get their ass kicked.

6. we determined que people who work at tejano bars that are surrounded by alcohol have more alcohol problems, compared to persons in other industry, such as but not limited to let’s say clergy. It’s the proximity to and the availability of alcohol was partly to blame for why tejano bartenders and waitresses like their tips….

7. We determined que many tejanos on line are not so honest, and are less likely to make a match. Tejanos know and have known que those matches don’t last, due to the fact que they are unsuitable partners. We can safely say que never assume things are the way they seem online, especially chicks that dye their hair cherry red!!!!

There you have and we want to thank all la raza that helped us put it together.

I am La china cano de china nueva leon.