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Hejola afternoon report for 06092015.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning headline news:

 

Barrio man arrested for stealing.

Barrio hog farm found dead.

And finally, barrio woman arrested with a traffic sign embedded in her skull.

 

Chinga want to talk about some bad luck, last night el constable had to pulled over la senoria Maria Gonzales after she was seen driving erratically. Once she was stopped they noticed que a traffic sign was embedded in her skull after colliding with it a few blocks down the road.  The victim seemed to be intoxicated and was arrested and taken to St.pauls barrio medical center. Charges will be file for stealing a road sign, dwi, pi, ged and esl/abe.

 

El constable reported to us this past weekend que el senor Marcos Garcia a barrio hog farmer remains were found Saturday morning on his property. The report said que base on the condition of his body that his hogs had gotten to him before he got to them. You see them hogs must have figured out que it was that time of the month when Mr. Garcia slaughters a few then hogs for his home made bacon burgers.  Charges will be filed against all ten hogs.

 

Last night Abel Gonzales a local bartender called el constable to report que someone had stolen his credit card from his car a few hours ago. Then called the constable back a few hours later to report que he was holding the person that had stolen his credit card at the bar. It seems que the robber was trying to use it at the bar he worked in.

 

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.