hejola report for 06162015

 

Hejola report for 06162015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Illegal aliens in the increase on our side of the tracks.

Barrio announces new personal improvement classes for summer 2033.

Barrio alert for band of cockroaches on the move this coming summer.  

A barrio alert went out this weekend que a army of reserve cockroaches had been seen coming into the hood from across the tracks says our cockroach specialist Jose Martinez Jones. Si raza be very aware que they are headed your way. So if you have noticed an increase in your normal cockroach population, they are part of that invasion. What to do you say, that will be covered on our next report. But for now keep on killing them and stepping on them as you go through life.

Yesterday the local vocational school announced que they were going to expand their vocational courses to include such classes but not limited to the following :
Course 254 : Half the truth is often a great lie.
Course 351: What happened today, liar.

Course 585: how lie to your parent with a smile.

The barrio administrator hopes que by taking these classes will improve your situation in life.

And finally as expected the constable tells us que an increase of legal and illegal aliens have hit the hood. Just in the past few weeks el constable has had to either arrest or take home a few drunk immigrants. Chinga some of estos can’t hold their alcohol and in some case cause trouble here in some of las cantinas. It’s very important to teach them how to drink that cheap beer.

Ok raza have a great day.