Hejola report
for 06042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
texas. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
La commadre
surprise husband topless.
Barrio family
push family van around the hood,
And
finally local barrio college band don’t make to out of town game.
It seems que
la commadre was so mad que she thought que el compadre, who came home late last
night, was at the only barrio topless bar. So she figured que if el compadre
wants to see so boobes, she surprised him when he walked inside the house
topless. El compadre was real embarrass que all his other compadres had to
witness this selfish act, that came home with him to drink a few beers. Charges
are pending.
It
sounded like a great idea to send our volunteer college band to our first out
of town barrio summer baseball game. Well the barrio rented out several barrio
buses to transport our band and the very few fans the team has, to and out of
town game. Well the band and its fans made it ten miles out of town when two of
the three buses broke down. It seems que some of the band members, including
some fans, had to walk back into town. By the way our team lost the game. Fans and band members are looking to get
their money back.
It
seems que it’s good to have a lots of family members. La familia Ruiz has ten
members in its family. Yesterday afternoon we got a call, really a few weeks
ago concerning that someone had seen a barrio family pushing their van around
the hood. Well I didn’t believe it till I saw; there they were seven of them pushing
their van into the mall area. Well the
constable was forced to pull them over and ask them a few questions. AFTER the
interview, the father was given a ticket for driving without a license, no
insurance, no automobile license plate, nor a registration nor a inspection
sticker and finally for illegal tow and pushing a motorized vehicle . The
father told us que he shouldn’t be required to have all that since his family
is pushing the van on the side of the road. He also stated que he has saved at
least $1000.00 a month on gas, insurances and other cost that go along with
owning a car. But for now, his family is pushing the van to their home until
they can come up con a better idea to get around.
Ok
raza I quess come along go along.
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