Hejola report
for 06252015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Compadre tells
la commadre que his too hot.
Ten male Tejanos
arrested.
And finally, too talk yet too short.
The day would come when el shorty Martinez, the tallest man in
the hood at 5’2” tall would be called to join the barrio day arm forces
recruitment day. It turns out that he was the tallest of his whole family, so
they all escorted him proudly to the center where they were taking names and
address. The only problem is when they got there; there was a line on the wall
that had a sign right above it that read: YOU MUST BE THIS TALL OR TALLER, neither of his family members measured up to
the requirements required, and were very disappoint that shorty wasn’t allowed
to apply. The main recruited told the whole family to go home and start a new
career somewhere else.
Yesterday
el comparde Leon, passed out and took his last breathe in front of all some
commadre as he mowed his lawn. He told one of las commadres que he was feeling
hot, and she told him que she was going to tell his wife that she thought he
was coming on to him. But didn’t realize que he was hot and just passed out and
died. No charges will be filed.
After
a long investigation, barrio officials arrested ten male Tejano residents for
wearing Tejano boots con shorts. Yes you heard right con shorts. For some
reason or another many Tejano men think
que they look cute by wearing shorts con boots. Come on esa, only tejanas do
that. Charges will be filed. Con shorts compadre, chinga chinga.
Ok
raza have a great day and keep it Tejano.
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