hejola report for 06152015

Hejola report for 06152015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Blanca Blancha Blanco con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre “bird woman” arrested for murder.

 Several injured in a ten bicycle pile up.

And finally, birds of a feather flock together.

Yesterday this statement was so true que a group of bird lovers who know la commadre, “bird woman” protested outside the holding cell after she was arrested for murder after more than 1000 dead bird found on her property. The group continuously chanted “ birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together”. After a few hours of chanting this statement el constable told the group que they were all going to be under arrest if they didn’t chance the chant. So the group regrouped and came up con a new slogan “Men of my age flock together; we are birds of a feather, as the old proverb says.” No charges will be filed against the protested finally left after a few hours.

It sounded like a great idea, so the Westinghouse barrio mall decided to hold its fifth annual bicycle ride through the hood. In the past any type of an event that included some parts of the hood was kind of risky says one of the organizers. But yet we took the chance again, and well what can we say. Somewhere along the route, a small dog chasing a big cat down the street and ran in front of the bicycle pack causing the leader of the pack to sway from hitting the dog or the cat and running into a parking meter that caused him to fall back onto the road where at least 15 bicycle riders ran him over and caused a ten bicycle pile up. Several were injured and charges will be against that little dog and that big cat. Both are plan to be in court sometime in 2033.

 

And finally yesterday around noon el constable y su security force 666 went over to la commadre maria, better known as the bird lady from el barrio and arrested her after the county discover over 100 birds die on her property. After a very careful examination by the county coroner, they discovered que at least 50 % of the birds had die from constipation, 25 % had lock jaw, and 15 percent just die. The main reason was the food the birds were eating. After the cops investigated they determine la commadre had been feeding them birds peanut butter thinking que it would make the more health. Charges will be filled.

Ok raza what every you do, don’t feed the animals.