hejola afternoon specail report the death of Mr. Turkey, 06182015.

Hejola afternoon special report the death of Mr. Turkey.06182015

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Kingsville, Texas. Today is a very sad day for many of here in the hood. After hearing about the death of our former mall mascot Mr. Turkey. It seems that he had made some many enemies que it was just a matter of time that it would catch up with him. So in his honor here are a few stories about him:

Mall mascot beat up at clown fest.

Mr. turkey mall mascot ran over.

And the end of an era for Mr. turkey fired.

 

Mr. Turkey mall’s mascot aka Junior Wally Wally Munoz was fired after he showed up drunk at a children reunion program this past Wednesday, and on another date he was reported seen going in a women bathroom during women’s day back earlier this year. But what broke the camel’s back was he was seen at his usually spot at the mall draining his vein in a paper cup will tending to his usually unexceptionable behavior. So he/she was fired and now we are looking for the new Mr. Turkey, so if you think you got the wings to do your thing wearing a Turkey outfit, come on down. Interview start on Saturday at around 2a.m., and whatever you do don’t show up with alcohol breathe or drunk.

 

We told him not to leave says la Mrs. Martinez once she noticed que Mr. Turkey the Malls mascot, was drunk as a skunk. But como he knows everything he left the party and as he crossed the street a big truck ran him over. At this point we are not sure on his conditions but we do know que the mascot outfit don’t look too good. We will keep you abreast and should have and update soon.

It seems que the mall mascot just can’t get along con those clowns. It seems que no one told the mall mascot que the mall management had given permission for the local clown unions to come and hang out at the mall this weekend. Well this seems to have not gotten down to good con el mall mascot mr. turkey. It seems que one to this clowns took mr turkeys spot or his regular hang out and mr turkey didn’t like that. When mr turkey confronted one of the clowns, the clown slapped him on the butt. That’s when mr turkey picked up that clown and threw him down the stairs here at the mall. Well when the rest of the clowns heard the call for help from one of their fellow clowns, that’s when the shit started. By the time the cops and the constable stopped the riot, el mr turkey got his butt kicked. No arrested were made and when asked which clown was the one that hit him, mr turkey said they all look alike.

Again let us pray for the folks that lives were taken and hope que their family finds comforted and peace.