hejola report for 06262015

Hejola report for 06262015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am Maria La Bandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

La charanga makes a big come back.

And two vato’s get arrested for stealing watermelons.

And finally some good news.

Yesterday we were told that several Tejano organizations have agreed to acknowledge gay Tejano artists. This is great news for the only Tejano bar “ two tons of Fun”. Easy Bunny, the manager of this bar tells us now there they can bring in real Tejano music into their bar. Its great move we think. Now we can all see our compadres y commadres getting down con few good polkas.. oh yea. Keep it gay vato.

 

Sometime during the afternoon a few days ago, el constable cadena reported to us que while on patrol he noticed a truck full of watermelons was parked at a local corner taco stand. While the owner of the truck was eating inside the small taco stand, he noticed que several barrio hood members were stealing a few of his prize watermelons without paying for them. When the constable circled back to confront this two vato’s, they hauled ass on foot con chingos de watermelons.. The constable once a high school miler took off on foot to capture them boys. After a few miles of jogging around the hood, el constable was able to run them down y con las watermelons. El constable will keep all five watermelons for evidence; a court date has been set for august 18, 2033.

 

In other news, the only Tejano gay bar, Two Tons of Fun, had its first annual “let’s do la Charanga” dance contest. The winner of this year’s contest was la commadre Dona Makememadorelse, was declared the winner of this year’s dance contest, when she out charanga ten men and women. This year’s award was a beautiful traditional Mexican outfit, made for both her and he and he and her and she and him and so on. Con graduations Makememadeorelse.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.