hejola afternoon report for 06112015

Hejola afternoon report 06112015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s barrio afternoon headline news:

Bingo house recalling all the past winners from 2014 to the present.

Barrio education suffers serious wounds.

And barrio dog trainer “here boy” ends his career early.

 

Before his arrest this past few days,“here Boy” Munoz, the only barrio dog trainer, show casted his new book on training barrio dogs. The name of the book is “Helping Dogs help themselves”, was to be released in a few days. But for now the book signing date is pending on his release from jail. Now here is the reason why he was arrested yesterday evening el constable stopped a 1978, 2 door ford whatever and found at least 27 dogs inside the vehicle. The owner and driver of the car was the only barrio dog trainer “here boy” Munoz, and was arrested for driving with too many dogs. El constable told us que they weren’t sure how he was able to driving when he barely fit in the car. But after further investigation and questioning some of the dogs, it turned out that half of the dogs had been reported missing. One of the dogs told this reporter “ bark bark barkkekssl”. All the dogs were arrested and some were later released to their proper owners, the other were let loose and allowed to wonder into the darken streets. “Here Boy” was fined and was taken to the local lalal land clinic for observation that evening.

Now that the state and city and county officials are all involved have determined que they are going to contact all the bingo winners for the past two years that won with the free space where actually not winners due to the fact that the free space always had a ping pong ball that had not been called. Too many people took it for granted and were paid for that win. The list of winners is being put together for collections. And here we thought that a free space was free!

In other news, Jimmy smithwick, a barrio educator, having return from the war with a paperweight he found there. Mr smithwick was hospitalized at the st. paul’s medical center here at the Westinghouse barrio mall with severe burns and shrapnel wounds, and lost part of his left hand, right side of his face, ten front teeth and right side ear, when he try to smash a cockroach with a his newly found paperweight on his desk. The some called paperweight was a 40 mm artillery shell, unknown to mr smithwick, was still alive. Mr smithwick was also charged with the endangerment of his students. Oh by the way mr smithwick was rushed to a real hospital after the folks at the st pauls medical center couldn’t do not for him here.

Ok raza have won any bingo lately? Well they are looking for you.