hejola report for 06182015

 

Hejola report for 06182015.

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Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am Jonathon Barrio con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Five barrio members honor for saving chickens.

Dance contest turns into a full brawl.

Barrio leader arrested at the corner of third and wells.

 

Yesterday the same old people with the same old group “let me put the finger on you committee” attended to disrupt repairs to the corner of third and wells. It seemed that this group wanted a sign put that stated no standing on the corner after midnight, but instead the barrio leader put a sign that read “no law against standing in the corner”. Three members of this barrio redneck group were arrested and hauled off to jail across the tracks, when they tried to remove the sign. The leader of this group russel ruff redneck told us que they were tired of watch good men and women spend their valuable time standing on this corner.  El constable told us que he will have several of his barrio 666 task forces watch over this new sign

 

It started as a contest for the best polka dancing couple and ended up as a free for all outside the dance hall when a few contestants bumped into each other during the contest. El constable is not sure how or why but it seems que looked like when one made a dance turn con su partner, it seems  que it knocked down several of the other dancers. Chinga, that’s when chit hit the fan. The arrested dancers and a few on lookers were arrested but the bottom line was no winner was declared.

Now some good news, five men and women were honor late last night at our barrio community cruz rojo center on their brave efforts on saving a bunch of chickens on the express way from getting run over. Si, says el constable cadena que estos folks were on the express trying to round up estos pollos and nearly got run over. At that time they were arrested for being on the express way but charges were later dropped. Good job raza.

Ok raza have a great day, look both ways when crossing the street and don’t let your children play in the rain.