hejola report for 06052015

 

 

Hejola report for 06052015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Alcardio Samudio con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio insurance agent arrested on burglary.

Barrio study shows illegal gambling up for 2015.

Vato Super Glue recalled.

 It seems that Marcos Benavidez, the owner and the creator of Vato super glue , yes the one that glues

everything real tight and can’t be moved unless you have that special formulated cream to release it from

what it is glued too? Well it’s that special formulated cream that has been recalled. Benavides tells que he

 has been forced to recall at last 100 cans of this special cream due to the fact que it did not release the

items that the Vato super glue the way it’s supposed to do. So if you have purchased any of this super

glue please make sure and give Mr. Benavides a call so he can replace it.

 

This past weekend was the most the constable and barrio task force 666 had arrested for all kind of

 illegal gambling. From illegal Mexican bingo to regular bingos, card games , dice games, fighting cock

games, dog fighting, arm wrestling, leg wrestling and big boo contest were all shut down this week on a

the biggest effort to lower the crime in our hood 2015. The constable tells us que almost 25 person we

jailed and later released on bond. Many of the folks were elder men and women, especially the big

boobs ones. You wouldn’t believe who was involved. The constable tells us que many of the folks

arrested were winter Texans looking of some excitement. The trial for all these gamblers we will be held

in a few weeks.

 

CONSTABLE CADENA yesterday charged a barrio model citizen Ernie Cruz with 25 counts of burglary.

 The owner of an insurance company, “EL Hood let me cover your ass” and also a part-time Sunday

school teacher, was accused of entering the homes of his barrio friends for over a 6-year period. He, Mr.

Cruz, knew they would be away and stole about 500 valuables things from their homes. According to

constable cadena, it seemed that Ernie was always late to a golfing foursome because he stopped off to

burglarize the homes of the barrio golfer partners. And another time he excused himself midway during a

lunch date, allegedly dashed away to burglarize his compadres home and returned as the main course

was being served. But the final blow came when He also allegedly stole from hospitalized friends' home

during hospital visiting hours but didn’t realize que his friend had invited his brother to stay at his home

while in the hospital. Further Charges are pending.

Ok raza if you can eat it don’t buy it.