hejola afternoon report for 02102016

 

 

Hejola afternoon report for 02102016.

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Kingsville,Teas. Hello again I am Alcardio Samudio con this afternoon hejola report :

Vato busted for practicing medicine without a licenses.

Tejano dance ends early due to lend.

Aggravated assault charges filed.

It seems that folks just can’t watch tv in peace now a days. That seems to have been the case with Martha Hope, age 36 and her older husband Ben Hope, age 58, when he hit her over the head with a hammer as they were watching television. Mr. Hope told us que the argument started when his wife accused him of not knowing chit about gun smoke T.v. program.

Last night was the first tejano dance for the lent seasons. The purpose of these dances says one of the organizers is to give tejano dance goers and opportunity to see if they really gave something up for lent, such things as tejano dances, drinking, stop watching judge judy, cussing, cheating, eating, talking, lying, spending, farting, desserts, sending mad messages to people,   and so on. But that wasn’t the problem. When a few church goers decided to stop by the dance and see who was there. Some were so offended que the felt que they were being spy on and took it on their own to teach them a few lent a lesson or two. All ten people were arrested and we asked to sit in the corner for a few hours at the jail house.

After ten tons of complaints the federal, state, county and local law dogs came down hard on el comparde Luis Mata, mc, md, sp. Well, he was arrested yesterday afternoon for practicing medicine without a licenses. It seems that Mata had created a medicine or shall I say a miracle drug that would eliminate that turkey neck look (the skin that hangs under your neck). This medicine was nothing but a cream that folks use for hemorrhoids. Once a person applied it to their neck, they had to make sure they use it every day of the week. The only problem was once you ran out of it; the skin kind of came back and made a person look like an older turkey and the skin hanged a little bit longer, like around you’ll chest. Charges are pending.

Ok Raza never argue con yourself, some might just win.