Hejola report for 02042016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news:
Ten chickens and five turkeys found.
Junior high large crow mascot shot died.
School cafeteria staff being investigated.
And now some darn good news.
Well it’s finally here, where all those well-known Democrats
in the hood that are so proud have shown their true colors. We say this because
we have gotten word that them boys are true republicans hang out con us. And are
using some of the same actions to down play some real democrats, so to you boys
who want be good ole boys, how much weight can one gain if elected, dang?
Yesterday school district official visited el Centro for
education school cafeteria after charges were filed against some of its cooks
for substituting power eggs for real eggs on their school menu. The report tell
us que the cooks at the centro cafeteria had been taking home large number of
eggs on a daily bases, claiming que they weren’t any good or were egg shells.
But it turned out que while trying to dump them in the trash, several relatives
of them workers were waiting to pick up the load of eggs and rush them home to
real sale to local chain stores go and stop. Charges are pending and it might
take up too several days to determine who was on this scam.
A well- known local gun smith and a sharp shooter, Benny
Mayo, was demonstrating his gun skills to a group of special ed. children when
his gun went off accidently and killed the school mascot, the largest Crow ever
seen in this parts of the world. It so happen que the crow was sitting in the
corner of the class room when the gun went off, shooting the crow’s head off.
No children were injured, but a large number of teachers and the school nurse
tried to super glue the crow’s head back
on to no prevail. School official are determining if charges should be filed
again Mr. Mayo, or just ask him to replace that crow. I guess they didn’t have
vato super glue. Oh well.
In other news,The constable is asking for your help in
determining who this chickens and turkeys belong to. The constable told us que
he came across them late last night and it took him about one hour to either
gather them together or just plain run over them with his car. He told que
these poor little animals were kind of seriously hurt but some might be able to
half survive being running over. Please contact our office if you have any information
about them. Oh by the way each little
animal did have a voter ID.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great Tejano day
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