hejola report for 02032016

Hejola report for 02032016.

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 Kingsvile,tx. Hello raza como estan, y hope que everything is going alright. I am Bill Diaz back from assignment. Let’s abandon  all this talking and get right back to our award winning headline news:

The chicken crossing the street gets it.

Local chicken farm reports missing chickens.

And finally, five barrio residents get arrested for helping those chickens.

Before you knew it , the local chapter of “lets save the chickens “ we arrested just out sides the barrio chicken farm as they attempted to save 100 chickens from getting slaughtered. Si, says el constable cadena, esta people climbed into the chicken yard and rounded up about 100 of them chickens into some plastic bags and tried to removed them from the chicken farm. But before they were able to gather the chickens they were surrounded by at least 10 chicken farm workers and were held there until el constable got there to arrested them for trespassing.

Yesterday afternoon around 5p.m. el constable was asked to investigate who let loose about 325 chickens from los Garcia’s chicken farm. Yes sir, says el constable we have not been able to track or see any off those chickens that got loose. We are wondering if someone stole them or just set them free. Again just for the record, a small group of women organized a group meant to protect those poor little chickens. El constable is asking for your help in locating those dam chickens. Please contact our office. A small chicken reward is being offered.

And finally, We have all heard about the chicken that crossed the street, well this one chicken didn’t make it. That’s the trouble with this side of the tracks says el constable cadena who was asked to investigate who ran over the chicken as it crossed the street. Oh just for the record , you can have farm animals inside the city limits.

Well there you have it, have a great tejano day.