hejola afternoon report for 02112016

 

Hejola afternoon report for 02112016.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra con today’s award winning barrio afternoon report:

Kotex vs Tampons protestors arrested.

Health issue is not an issue says a barrio leader.

Riot breaks out at the corner of third and wells.

And now some real alarming questions?

Why it is that la Raza has joined the republican call to make thing better when things were are as good as they get in the hood? One reason says our creator; pincha gringitos also want a piece of the rock and doing their best to not affiliate themselves as brown folks, because we are whiter that white”! Dang.

If things weren’t bad enough it seems that a herd of chickens and turkeys started a riot at the corner of third and wells protesting and burning their voting id cards. We are not going to vote this election year until we get our way and our way is the highway! We want to make things better than ever, so join us on over way to victory, one bystander yelled “yea to the slaughter house with them”!

Why are we worried about health issues when we haven’t had any issues in the past? Look say the barrio leader as long as las Raza have eggs we don’t need medical insurances puro que it’s just el ojo, which can be cured in a few hours.

 Protestors gather in front of el barrio constable office asking to be arrested due to their complaint that city and barrio leaders are forcing women to go back to using kotex and were going to follow suit that other cities are taxing tampon users. What in the world is going on says Chicana spoke person Maria La Bandia my god we are going backwards and not into the future. When she finished her speech she removed all her clothing and was arrested right there, several women tried to help here from getting put into the constable car but were overwhelmed by barrio security force 666. Several more protestors were arrested and taken to an unknown location.

Ok Raza lock your doors and hind, there coming to take us away, our guns and tampons pincha Obama.