hejola report for 02172016

Hejola report for 02172016.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello I am Vernoica the Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

God takes a break and barrio social media breakdown.

Antichrist makes a stop at the corner of third and wells.

And now some darn good news.

Now that the light has shine on his soul our creator has taken a step into the unknown, that’s the back room of his home that he has not visited in years.

Ten men arrested for stealing and blame everyone expect god.

Thanks to the lord that he was the only one not blamed by the ten vato’s that were arrested late last night when they were caught stealing Christmas lights. All the men swore that someone made them do it and that evil and good was involved in this whole matter. But the constable a known Christian told this report  them boys are going to hell!

Yesterday the travel carnival of Antichrist got a barrio permit to allow them to set up a carnival at the corner of third and wells. The antichrist himself Martha Lee Lopez told us que they were on a 40 day and 39 night tour of all the small barrio to let them know that there is life if god in not in it. He also explained that man and women speaking in behalf of god don’t know anything but a piece here and a piece there about him or something that they could relate on the internet. So he wants everyone to come by the visit his carnival throughout the weekend.

For some reason or another barrio social media shut down its access to the internet with the attempt to give god a break.  It seems that starting next week anyone looking for god on line will need a special permit to be allowed to him with a large fee of $105 Per minute. The creator and owner of the barrio internet were overwhelm with god this and god that and amen here and amen there, he decided to shut it down so folks could go to church and carry its daily business faith and reasoning there and you only have to give much less there.

Ok raza may your god watchita over you as you try to express bullshit false feeling about him to other that don’t really care if you care. May god bless my only soul and my family, my bills, my cats and dogs. I love god please provide more to those that need you more