hejola report for 02222016

 

Hejola report for 0222016.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello raza how are we doing today? I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

New budget cuts proposed for 2030/2031 barrio budget by barrio group.

Tejano fans busted and arrested at local motel hotel.

Tejano Star Lil Red in the house.

And now some scary darn good news.

What in the world is wrong con la raza today, you asked? Have we gone crazy, or are we just plan stupid? Now for our barrio headline news:

It never fails says Gloria Guerra mall manager, every time we bring Lil Red and her four Mariachi dude there is always trouble that follows. It seems that at least 20 person got arrested while she was driven into the mall area. El constable and he barrio task force 666 sealed off the whole mall area until lil red left the mall after her very very short performaces. The mall is closed for now due to some damages done by her fans. More details as they arrive.

It seems that some fans just don’t know when to stop their careless ways of supporting their tejano stars. It seems that at least ten persons have been rounded up for the damages they did at the Barrio E-Lay motel/hotel holiday inn. It seems that these ten people had rented the bottom rooms from where the most famous make believe Tejano star Lil Red and her band were schedule to stay for the weekend.

But the managers of the resort confirmed que these ten persons had made a hole in the ceiling right above where she was too staying. But not knowing how the second floor furniture was arranged the second floor caved in on those crazy fans on the bottom floor. Once los vato’s loco volunteer firefighters arrived they were able to rescue all ten fans from the underneath the second floor stuff that fell thru the floor. All ten were arrested. By the way Lil Red was not in her room, nor her band members.

The proposal review committee for “La Raza a better way of life” submitted their recommends to the committee to review 2030 budget and a copy the 2031 budget committee on what areas of the city budget cuts can be made to make our barrio better. Overall the La Raza suggested at least 240 programs needed to be cut an additional 241 new programs were recommended to be added those fiscal year budgets. No word from those committees on La Raza Recommendations.

Ok raza let’s think before we say anything about you know who?