Hejola report
for 2/11/2016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. hello raza I am Urbano yosabatodo con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
Weird woman chased from behind mall.
Ten chickens and five turkeys terrorize
birthday party.
Increase of barrio fires on the rise this
past weekend.
And now some good news.
How easy it is for many of us that hit it
good forget about the hard times many of us go through, don’t get too
discouraged. There is an old saying don’t burn all the bridges on the way up because
in some cases you might need to cross them later. So don’t worry about tattoo, don’t
worry about how folks spend their food stamps or monthly check, its none of
your freaking business. Oh by the way don’t try to use the old it’s my taxes. Well
we all pay taxes regardless what income level we are, raza!
Los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters
were real busy this past weekend with an array of fires. It all started late
Friday night when la familia de Carmen Gonzales called los loco’s to report a
small fire in one of her bedrooms that he son started while trying to kill a
cockroach. Early Saturday morning la familia de Hermimia Recio called 918 to
report a fire she accidentally started trying to kill a swarm of killer bees,
burring down her home to the ground. Than mid-day Saturday, la familia de
Javier Escobar accidentally caused severe fire damage to their brand new Jonnie
Walters home while trying to install a water heater. And finally Sunday morning
Ben Torres from Torres used tires and rims called 918 reporting a big fire at
his shop. How the fire started los vatos locos weren’t sure but they did manage
to get there on time to see the whole dang place burn down. It was reported que
one of los volunteers told someone there que “what could they do con only eight
buckets”?
Having live chickens and turkeys at an
adult birthday party wasn’t a good idea after all. La familia Gomez felt que
having this extra activity for adults and children to chase around would look
like lots of fun, until the chickens and the turkeys held their ground and
started chasing the party goers around the back and front yard. Since the
constable was not working this week, they, the party goers had to shoot all ten
chickens and all five turkeys. The good thing was that they were able to cook
most of this that afternoon. No injuries to the real folks.
Someone called el constable office
regarding a woman in a black trench coat hanging out for hours behind the
Westinghouse barrio mall was acting kind of weird. Once the constable and the
mall security showed up the woman had left the area. But some folks who saw the
woman said que she was only wearing that black trench coat con UN g-sting
underneath.Dang commadre.
Dang have a great Tejano day, not you
gringitos. You have a greater day,lol.
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