hejola report for 02152016

Hejola report for 02152016.

 

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I amm Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

 

Barrio tax collector busted on sex charges.

 

Barrio 79 year old residents drowned.

 

And finally, barrio resident busted with 71 inch tv.

 

Henry Luna was arrested this morning around 3 am when he was spotted suspicion carring a 71 inch tv set on his bicycle handlebars. The officer on duty asked him where he got it from, and he replied que his girlfriend ran him off so he took his tv with him. Once the police contacted the man’s girlfriend she responded by saying Henry who? Charges will be filed against him for stealing.

 

 

 

In other news, This past weekend the constable found the body of a barrio 79 year old resident who had drowned a few months ago after he had heard enough of the world coming to an end. Martin Martin left a note inside his shirt telling us the reason why he had done this. But since the shirt had been in the water so long no one could read the message he gave. But did find evidence that he believe the world was coming to an end when the police visited him home and he had already packed his stuff maker good will.

 

 

 

Yesterday el constable cadena and some real cops from across the tracks arrested the ex- barrio tax collector for not collecting taxes but instead exchanged for sex and methamphetamine. He was taken to jail in his nasty g string and was not given a towel when he was escorted to the police car late last night. Some of the barrio residents claim que they had seen that g somewhere. Charges will be filed.

 

Ok raza have a great day.