hejola report for 02252016

 

 

Hejola report for 02252016.

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Kingsville,Txas. Hello raza, Maria La Bandia, I am back on probation but they can lock me up but they can’t hold me back con todays award winning barrio headline news. But before we can to that, Women take a good look at yourself; young, beautiful and sexy. How long do you think that will last con todo’s los tattoos que you have placed on your body? But than what do I know I’m just make believe! Now with our report;

Barrio repo agent spoils shoplifter.

La commadre severely injured con jealous.

Hunting season; not good for barrio wild life zoo.

And finally some darn good news.

As we said before we try not to get involved with any type of political issues nevertheless matters. But my god where has la raza got to? It seems that every day we find evidence that barrio members mostly with some education and illusions , like a ged/esl, have jump on the band wagon of hate and wanting to kick someone butt. Let us hope que they don’t take any of this stuff serious or believe everything they hear is true. I just hope that no one has 50 bullets smeared in Tabaco sauce and wanting to share it with mexicannnn.

This past month barrio hunters, Benny Garcia, and his partner  Benny Morales, shot and killed two wild turkeys and were later informed que they had inadvertently wandered into the area of the Barrio Wild life zoo, where they had shoot  two rare turkeys, and that, thanks to them the zoo turkey rare population was now down to three.

Jealous can actually kill you, well almost, that was the case con la commadre Brenda Munoz, age78, was severely injured when she was angrily chasing her estranged husband, Ben, age 89, who was with another woman. As she was chasing them she had a head-on accident with some other folks. Charges will be filed when she gets out of the Barrio health center, if she does, neither of those two were hurt nor the driver of the suv she chased into.

El Barrio Repo man is always on alert and that was the case late last night. It seemed that el compadre David Rosales, 48, was shoplifting electronic items from some stores inside the Westinghouse barrio mall, was arrested while on foot near the mall. El constable tells us que he found out que he had actually driven his car to the mall but that while he was inside shoplifting, El Barrio repo agent confiscated his car, who by the way had followed Rosales there.

We there you have it, you know being on probation is actually lots of fun, I get meet new folks that have the same issues I do. Hell yea.