Hejola report for 02012016.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s
barrio award winning headline news:
La comadre plead guilty.
Ten county inmates escape work crew.
And finally I am too good for the hood.
Those were the last words we heard from la commadre Rosita
Bueno after she promise never to shop in the barrio again. It seems que the
hood is so behind in fashion que I have to go Dallas o Houston or even Three Rivers
to do my shopping. One shop owner whose name we will not mention said que if la
comadre wasn’t so enormous she could find what she wanted here in men’s sizes.
It was a bad idea from the get go, says el constable Cadena
when ten county inmates from across the tracks were assigned to hard labor work
on our side of track escaped. El constable is seeking el barrio and Westside
resident for their assistances in capturing three dark and brown looking men,
five Anglos men and three or four who knows what they were. If you know
anything about them or seem then there is a small reward for any information
leading to their arrest.
And finally la commadre Luz Diaz was found guilty for
stealing, cheating, lying, and just plan being ugly to all her friends who
donated chingos de clothing, money and lots of goods when her supposedly burned
down. It was discovered que she had made all this up. She will be in court this
coming Monday.
Well there you have it Raza and for those who think que the
fashion in south Texas is behind the times. Yu are right. Again,how far does a
person have to go to buy men’s blue jeans? I am bill Diaz.
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