hejola report for 04292011

Hejola report for 04292011.
Cchwnn
Kingsville,tx, sorry but our stock market report will not be brought to you today, I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:
Several senior citizens were gun down con water guns.
Two arrested for making their own homemade fireworks.
And finally, la commadre has twins at the age of 67.
La commadre Maria Maria Maria, give birth to another set of twins this week. La commadre has 10 sets of twins already, along con with her 8 other children. After interviewing her she told this reporter que thank god she didn’t throw all her baby clothing away. Her husband, run down Manuel Soto told us que now he has completed his softball team he always wanted.
Yesterday afternoon along con the constable and his barrio task force 666, and law dogs from across the tracks arrested los Garcia Brothers for having a large number of gun powder and so highly risky explosives. When asked what they expected to do with this dangerous stuff, they said que they were going to make their own fourth of july firework stand. Both were arrested and charged con some serious shit.
Yesterday afternoon marked one of the darkest days in the hood when 17 barrio senior citizens were gun down but a group of brown necks by water them down as the marched towards the free meal center. Yes says el constable que this old folks were all watered down and some fell on the ground and others fell onto the city avoiding to get hit by passing cars. Several young men and women were surrounded up for questioning but no charges have been filed.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 04272011

Hejola report for 04272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Ten chicken, and several ducks to be sold at barrio auction.
Barrio leaders prepare for rain .
And finally, bingo house re-opened again.
After the state and federal officials reviewed on how the bingo house was operating they decided to allow them to continue using extra bingo numbers, just to assure que if bingo a ping pong fell on the floor que that bingo number was still be called due to the fact que there were several inside the machine anyway.
Yesterday afternoon an emergency task force met con la senora Sanchez who tells the future, que a large amount of rain was headed this way real soon. So she informed the group que we should make plans for it. The group left this important meeting once the free donuts and coffee had finish without laying a plan for this future stormy days.
The city barrio leaders have announced that they can no longer support a barrio operated animal shelter, so they have decided to auction all the animals that have been locked up for several days and months. Please visit the barrio website to see which animals will be auction of, But for sure ten chickens and several ducks. Please note that our auction will include that donkey and the three horses that no one claimed.
Ok raza have a great day raza, remember May 13.