(Editional note; we did have a major water leak over at our apartment and our lease does not cover any damages. Read the find print. So we are out of any type of luck so if you have a big heart you might want to drop us a few gift cards this xmas. Thanks).
Seasons greeting to all our friends from ocean to ocean to border to border to block to block …have a heck of a xmas and new years…. From Daniel the creator. This will be our last report I think for this year. If we die it was nice knowing you all.
12102009: barrio stock market report/ realtors/ barrio want ads:
Hello once again I am urbano yosabatodo con the almost end of the year barrio stock market report. Si mi raza it’s been a long year for our barrio spenders.
The major concern is what to except in 2010? Well we realize que this coming 2010 will be more draining our wallets, and our American pride. Si there are signs que South American is not looking so good como across the ocean for us Americans. Huh???
But that is one of many factors that will affect many of us the consumer. The year 2009 will be remembered as the year of expansions. Our market, the barrio stock market within several years have covered our regularly things that really matter to us. So we stand very firm on our slogan, “if you can’t eat it don’t buy it”.
In addition to all this we add the realtors report and recently the barrio want ads. We are hoping que the very few that do read this report are ulitlize very valuable information that can help us with this report.
Now for our award winning barrio stock market report:
La Baracoa de cabeza:
When we started to cover la barbacoa de cabeza several years ago, we were certain que we would solve this issue con the mad cow disease. It is a proof que la raza would not be affected by this mad cow stuff, you remember when we wrote about this several times,So what happens? Our own barrio farmers decided not to take chances instead, invest in some llamas! Hoping que llama meat will be the meat of the future here in the hood. La Baracoa de cabeza ended this week at $6.25 a lbs. and ease on the fat.
Las empanadas: We can tell you right now que when we starting 2006 war on empanadas makers we knew than que we could make a differences.. We here and you there love this breaded stuff and for them to have very little filling like they use to be is really uncalled for. So empanada brokers beware if you guys don’t start to fill them up, look out next year. Las empanadas ended the week at $.79 cent each.
Los tamales: Wow man let’s not go through this again but we must remind you que if you would have bought them a few months ago we would have this high cost on them now. Or shall I say you would have to pay that much for them now. Los tamales ended the week at a high of $6.50 a dozen. Almost one dollar higher than a month ago.
Los taquitos: I know I know that I am a small frame person for those that know me. But there is a restaurant here in our hood que makes the biggest taquitos I have ever seen. I hate that place. It makes me feel like I am a starving person. I just can’t eat there and leave food behind. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.59 cent each and coffee is extra.
Las tortillas: What better smell there is than a good old tortilla burning on that burner? It just leaves that unique odor in your home. Man I can still smell my grandmothers kitchen when I was a kid sitting there watching her make those circular delicious tortillas. Man o man those were the days my friend I knew them well. Oh well las tortillas closed the week at $1.50 cent to $1.25 a dozen. Boy oh boy do we miss those days.
And finally my favor market cheap beer: As I near my retirement, the age of kicking back and laying low one has to wonder why pay so much? I love that cheap beer, its taste and that heavy feeling still in my wallet. Cheap beer remains stable at $4.65 a six-pack. Even for the holidays.
Ok now for the barrio want ads:
After tons of email denouncing us for the mistreatment of our finest senior citizens, it is safe and great to say que there is no more seniors available for the holidays nor for the claiming on your income tax for 2009. It seems que some dude dress like sancho clause came by our Cruz roja center and took the remaining seniors. We are so happy now and for all those who hate us, for using seniors as part of our want ads... wow what can we say.
But we still have some ads:
Ad#002584 used sancho clause suit for sale.
Ad# 00254 stuff reindeer and sledge need minor,major repairs.
Ad#25640 man and woman willing to exchange their 32 year old son for used car or bike, no exchanges once deal is done.
And finally our realtors report. Did you know que that stuff sancho clause and that majic whatever cystal ball con a snowman insiding sitting on your front lawn? Yea that’s the one. Well where do you think its going to be in a few days? Raza raza raza don’t buy so much, try a little harder and save that stuff for next year. Hejola we act like we have lots of money? Or do we?
And finally raza we got a real Christmas card from some people in east l.a. thanking us for our daily news and how we make their day. So thank you. So if you do have any extra Christmas cards or gift cards mail them to 918 north Armstrong. We do need this funds due to the fact que all our computers, tv’s, keyboards got damaged and we are really hurting this year. So think about us please.
Editional note; we did have a major water leak over at our apartment and our lease does not cover any damages. Read the find print. So we are out of any type of luck so if you have a big heart you might want to drop us a few gift cards this xmas. thanks
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
westinghouse barrio mall newsletter: barrio awards for 2009/1209
Westinghouse barrio mall news letter for 12092009: a review of barrio 2009 awards.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of the Westinghouse barrio mall and here to announce que our conjunto dance land will be the location of this year’s awards to be presented. Our host for this coming year will be our Blanca Blanch Blanco. Now let’s go to Blanca.
Thank you Gloria an I am honored in being this year’s host for the following awards to be presented this coming January 2010.
1. BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2009.
2. OUR BARRIO PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2009.
3. CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2006.
So as you can see que we do have lots of things happening on that evening so let’s now go over back to Gloria at the mall center stage. Ok thanks Blanca now let;s go to Frankie tuxedo zuniga on an update for our Taqucha holiday bowls.
Si Gloria we are ready and geared up for our annual fantasy Taqucha Football bowl this coming new year’s eve. Oh yea, so come on down and bring all your family and money and help us bring in the new year. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie, well folks if you ain’t finish shopping for xma, make sure you come on by and check out all the special we might have for you and your family this coming Christmas. And make sure you bring your texas food stamp card because we don’t accept any major credit cards.
But for now have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx Hello once again I am Gloria Guerra the mall manager of the Westinghouse barrio mall and here to announce que our conjunto dance land will be the location of this year’s awards to be presented. Our host for this coming year will be our Blanca Blanch Blanco. Now let’s go to Blanca.
Thank you Gloria an I am honored in being this year’s host for the following awards to be presented this coming January 2010.
1. BARRIO MUSIC AWARDS FOR 2009.
2. OUR BARRIO PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2009.
3. CCHWNN CYBERSPACE AWARDS FOR 2006.
So as you can see que we do have lots of things happening on that evening so let’s now go over back to Gloria at the mall center stage. Ok thanks Blanca now let;s go to Frankie tuxedo zuniga on an update for our Taqucha holiday bowls.
Si Gloria we are ready and geared up for our annual fantasy Taqucha Football bowl this coming new year’s eve. Oh yea, so come on down and bring all your family and money and help us bring in the new year. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie, well folks if you ain’t finish shopping for xma, make sure you come on by and check out all the special we might have for you and your family this coming Christmas. And make sure you bring your texas food stamp card because we don’t accept any major credit cards.
But for now have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
awards and la raza interest by maria la vandi2209
Awards and la raza interest by maria la vandia2209.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Well folks I am maria la vandia and have been commission to do chingos de barrio studies from men wearing to reviewing musical awards. Which brings us to this study , “ does the barrio really care about any musical awards “.
It was a challenge to see what important information I could gather and really try to put together a non-scientist report together for you.
So first of all I try to see if anyone in general was really watching certain musical award program. And we were really surprise to see what our findings was:
You see the Grammy Awards ratings have been in slow decline for more than a generation, but from year to year they’re all over the map, presumably driven by the top award winners for that year. I wouldn’t know, or even care because, as far as I’m concerned all the music the world ever needed was recorded between 1964 and 1984 which was the end of era after thriller. All and all Grammy awards are for popular oppose to what is really good during that year.
So the question was what is the difference between the regular grammy vs.the latin grammy. And this was our findings:
We realize that it is time for the Grammy Awards and while that's not as big a deal as it used to be in the Latin music world. You see now that the Latin Grammy Awards are a regular part of our lives - it's always fascinating to look at the difference between the nominations in Latin music between the 'regular' Grammys and the Latin Grammys. There has to be a big difference because, while the Latin Grammys recognize artistic merit in 17 fields and, within them, 49 categories, the 'regular' Grammys narrow that down to 2 fields and 9 categories. Still, we'd expect to see the same major artists appear in both lists. And, to a certain extent, they do. But there are always surprises and differences.
But we didn’t stop there we decided to look at the secondary awards (too much football). One that strikes me the most and of course the most talked about is the tejano music awards,that has been around for about 24 years or so.
There was not too much to read about the rating but after asking at least 100 barrio members at our local cantina, only 5 percent new about such an award and less that one percent really cared.
So that tells me a lot. It all boils down to the handful of tejano who are either full time employes’s and have chingos of time to post their comments or a handful of disable raza that have nothing else to write about or do.
So before we bring down the wall on some poor innocent raza, tejano, or critic of la onda lets make sure que we do it in a moderate way and not a destructive matter. Because we still live in a free speech country that allows us to speak our peace but by speaking our peace can lead to war of words that no one really reads or care but that handful. And believe if you think a handful of folks can make a differences than welcome to America.
I am maria la vandia and what do I know I am just make believe.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Well folks I am maria la vandia and have been commission to do chingos de barrio studies from men wearing to reviewing musical awards. Which brings us to this study , “ does the barrio really care about any musical awards “.
It was a challenge to see what important information I could gather and really try to put together a non-scientist report together for you.
So first of all I try to see if anyone in general was really watching certain musical award program. And we were really surprise to see what our findings was:
You see the Grammy Awards ratings have been in slow decline for more than a generation, but from year to year they’re all over the map, presumably driven by the top award winners for that year. I wouldn’t know, or even care because, as far as I’m concerned all the music the world ever needed was recorded between 1964 and 1984 which was the end of era after thriller. All and all Grammy awards are for popular oppose to what is really good during that year.
So the question was what is the difference between the regular grammy vs.the latin grammy. And this was our findings:
We realize that it is time for the Grammy Awards and while that's not as big a deal as it used to be in the Latin music world. You see now that the Latin Grammy Awards are a regular part of our lives - it's always fascinating to look at the difference between the nominations in Latin music between the 'regular' Grammys and the Latin Grammys. There has to be a big difference because, while the Latin Grammys recognize artistic merit in 17 fields and, within them, 49 categories, the 'regular' Grammys narrow that down to 2 fields and 9 categories. Still, we'd expect to see the same major artists appear in both lists. And, to a certain extent, they do. But there are always surprises and differences.
But we didn’t stop there we decided to look at the secondary awards (too much football). One that strikes me the most and of course the most talked about is the tejano music awards,that has been around for about 24 years or so.
There was not too much to read about the rating but after asking at least 100 barrio members at our local cantina, only 5 percent new about such an award and less that one percent really cared.
So that tells me a lot. It all boils down to the handful of tejano who are either full time employes’s and have chingos of time to post their comments or a handful of disable raza that have nothing else to write about or do.
So before we bring down the wall on some poor innocent raza, tejano, or critic of la onda lets make sure que we do it in a moderate way and not a destructive matter. Because we still live in a free speech country that allows us to speak our peace but by speaking our peace can lead to war of words that no one really reads or care but that handful. And believe if you think a handful of folks can make a differences than welcome to America.
I am maria la vandia and what do I know I am just make believe.
hejola report for 12082009 higher education
Hejola report for 12082009 higher education.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz and back on that short vacation. Well as you might know by now que our creator has fallen in love by loving himself. But besides that, let’s talk about higher education; let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news.
Increase of barrio folks seeking higher education.
Increase of barrio folks getting in debt con educational loans.
And finally three vato’s plan on graduating this fall.
In this issue we gathered as much information on how many barrio members were going to college. In our study done by maria la vandia we came up con at least three vato’s whose address show Westside are planning on taking that giant set in completing their studies in to gain a college degree. Our hats off too Ben Torres known as el esa, and Jose Martinez known as el esa dos, and Juanito Juan Juarez also known as el esa tres will receive BFA this coming fall 2009. alright raza.
As barrio folks seek a higher education, so does their debt con the student loan programs. As you and I know we all have to pay these loans back sooner than later. Well at least in theory. But our study done by Maria la vandia has indicated que less and lesser folks are finish their set goals of getting that higher education and are working on attending vocational schools instead. I guess getting a trade is as good as getting a college education.
In addition to that small study due in our hood showed que there are more raza, well at least from our hood going to college or seeking a higher education based on Maria La Vandia latest study. Si, says Maria que more and more folks think que getting an education beyond a GED can really increase your income for the future. Alright raza.
Well there you have it and by the way if you do drink make sure and drive.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz and back on that short vacation. Well as you might know by now que our creator has fallen in love by loving himself. But besides that, let’s talk about higher education; let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news.
Increase of barrio folks seeking higher education.
Increase of barrio folks getting in debt con educational loans.
And finally three vato’s plan on graduating this fall.
In this issue we gathered as much information on how many barrio members were going to college. In our study done by maria la vandia we came up con at least three vato’s whose address show Westside are planning on taking that giant set in completing their studies in to gain a college degree. Our hats off too Ben Torres known as el esa, and Jose Martinez known as el esa dos, and Juanito Juan Juarez also known as el esa tres will receive BFA this coming fall 2009. alright raza.
As barrio folks seek a higher education, so does their debt con the student loan programs. As you and I know we all have to pay these loans back sooner than later. Well at least in theory. But our study done by Maria la vandia has indicated que less and lesser folks are finish their set goals of getting that higher education and are working on attending vocational schools instead. I guess getting a trade is as good as getting a college education.
In addition to that small study due in our hood showed que there are more raza, well at least from our hood going to college or seeking a higher education based on Maria La Vandia latest study. Si, says Maria que more and more folks think que getting an education beyond a GED can really increase your income for the future. Alright raza.
Well there you have it and by the way if you do drink make sure and drive.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
hejola report for 12032009
Hejola report for 12032009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Jonathon barrio twin brother de bill diaz who is on a vacation. Well it’s almost here again and have we got any money? Heck no. now let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
Local taverns owners all agreed they would ask drunks to go home early.
Believe it or not, garage sale permits go up.
And finally tres arrested for stealing plants along con el vato who caught them.
Yesterday morning around 4:am, el constable cadena responded to a 811 call from a resident who had caught three vatos stealing plants and he had them locked up in his garage. But once el constable started questioning the los tres vatos el constable realized que they had been locked up for three days. Well that’s when the shit hit the fan. El constable than arrested all three and the el resident who had caught los tres. The charges against el resident were taking the law into his own hands.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 rates for things you can do to your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. One of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be pass around the hood to see if we can lower this rates.
Yesterday tavern owners gathered at our local community center to discuss the major problems concerning the increase of drunks and the problems they were causing lately. It seems que since football season is almost over, more and more drunks have been coming out into the public taverns says one owner. Another owner also second that comment. The organization of cantinas y dancehall all agreed that these kinds of problems are just what we don’t need. After a few minutes of discussing these problems, it was determined que ten barrio residents were pointed out as the ones causing problems. So it was agreed by this organization que whenever this persons showed up at their bars they were going to be asked to leave and would refuse to service them. They were all sure que all of the problems would also go away, well in theory.
Ok, there you have it, I am jonanthon barrio and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Jonathon barrio twin brother de bill diaz who is on a vacation. Well it’s almost here again and have we got any money? Heck no. now let’s get to our award winning barrio headline news:
Local taverns owners all agreed they would ask drunks to go home early.
Believe it or not, garage sale permits go up.
And finally tres arrested for stealing plants along con el vato who caught them.
Yesterday morning around 4:am, el constable cadena responded to a 811 call from a resident who had caught three vatos stealing plants and he had them locked up in his garage. But once el constable started questioning the los tres vatos el constable realized que they had been locked up for three days. Well that’s when the shit hit the fan. El constable than arrested all three and the el resident who had caught los tres. The charges against el resident were taking the law into his own hands.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2010 rates for things you can do to your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. One of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be pass around the hood to see if we can lower this rates.
Yesterday tavern owners gathered at our local community center to discuss the major problems concerning the increase of drunks and the problems they were causing lately. It seems que since football season is almost over, more and more drunks have been coming out into the public taverns says one owner. Another owner also second that comment. The organization of cantinas y dancehall all agreed that these kinds of problems are just what we don’t need. After a few minutes of discussing these problems, it was determined que ten barrio residents were pointed out as the ones causing problems. So it was agreed by this organization que whenever this persons showed up at their bars they were going to be asked to leave and would refuse to service them. They were all sure que all of the problems would also go away, well in theory.
Ok, there you have it, I am jonanthon barrio and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
westside warrior news network for 12022009
CCHWNN: WESTSIDE WARRIOR NEWS 12022009 the beginning.
Kingsville, tx. hello once again raza i come from behind the smokey room and foggy eyes to let you know que we have been under extreme pressure from our minority groups que we don’t have a black staff person or black news back in 2006. This pressure has forced me to create a black staff person from our hood. The new staff person is LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, will have the ” west side warrior report” on things that have been happening here on the same side of the tracks, but in the dark side of town.… and starting today we will provide a special edition on the west side warrior news, and now I leave you from our side of the tracks, I am daniel lopez, creator.
Mr. Lewis Mojo Lewis has a college degree in speech and in history and is a specialist in Ebonics, who wrote the book ” ebonics, why not you”. Now here he is : I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with the “west side warrior news”;
Bbarrio Prostitutes Lobby protection against discrimination, and un fair taxation.
Ebonics the official barrio language.
And finally Bo Jack’s Slavor expands .
It was reported today que over 30 Prostitutes Lobbied our barrio founders and constable cadena for more protection against discrimination, and asking the westside fathers and mothers to lift the laws that forces prostitutes to pay a tax on their sexual activites. The group insists on having a tax free income on Šex and other things they do for money. The west side founders took a stand behind them saying, “that they will meet with each and every one of you, to discuss this matter”.
A small crew or number of black westside residents , informed “the westside warriors news” que they were thinking of asking the westside founding fathers and mothers to see if they could make Ebonics the barrio offcial language. This would make all stores and shops to post their information in ebonics.
a raza was not to happy with this move since la raza had been trying to get some of the public signs in spanish. Now con this request should make our next barrio city hall meeting very interesting.
And finally mr. Bo Jack’s Slavor owner of “Slavor B-B- Q” has just signed a contract to open his second location at the westinghouse barrio mall. This will be his number two restaurants will feature his entire classic menu…. we are very excited to be here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. So come on down and enjoy our fine meals on wheels.
ok blood there we have it the first report from ” west side warrior news” and you all have a great day.
Kingsville, tx. hello once again raza i come from behind the smokey room and foggy eyes to let you know que we have been under extreme pressure from our minority groups que we don’t have a black staff person or black news back in 2006. This pressure has forced me to create a black staff person from our hood. The new staff person is LEWIS MOJO LEWIS, will have the ” west side warrior report” on things that have been happening here on the same side of the tracks, but in the dark side of town.… and starting today we will provide a special edition on the west side warrior news, and now I leave you from our side of the tracks, I am daniel lopez, creator.
Mr. Lewis Mojo Lewis has a college degree in speech and in history and is a specialist in Ebonics, who wrote the book ” ebonics, why not you”. Now here he is : I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with the “west side warrior news”;
Bbarrio Prostitutes Lobby protection against discrimination, and un fair taxation.
Ebonics the official barrio language.
And finally Bo Jack’s Slavor expands .
It was reported today que over 30 Prostitutes Lobbied our barrio founders and constable cadena for more protection against discrimination, and asking the westside fathers and mothers to lift the laws that forces prostitutes to pay a tax on their sexual activites. The group insists on having a tax free income on Šex and other things they do for money. The west side founders took a stand behind them saying, “that they will meet with each and every one of you, to discuss this matter”.
A small crew or number of black westside residents , informed “the westside warriors news” que they were thinking of asking the westside founding fathers and mothers to see if they could make Ebonics the barrio offcial language. This would make all stores and shops to post their information in ebonics.
a raza was not to happy with this move since la raza had been trying to get some of the public signs in spanish. Now con this request should make our next barrio city hall meeting very interesting.
And finally mr. Bo Jack’s Slavor owner of “Slavor B-B- Q” has just signed a contract to open his second location at the westinghouse barrio mall. This will be his number two restaurants will feature his entire classic menu…. we are very excited to be here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. So come on down and enjoy our fine meals on wheels.
ok blood there we have it the first report from ” west side warrior news” and you all have a great day.
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