barrio stock market report for Nov. 182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Urbano here,As we approach the end of the year its only fair to say que its been a fairly good fiscal year. I know que many of us didn’t get that raise this year but we did manage to make it. Sometime I am sure que we all wonder how long does it take to be successful, but chit I don’t know and if I did, I would have written about it a long time ago.
Las empanadas believe it or not took a dip this week. From .89 cent each it dropped to .69 cent each. We believe its just a matter of time they will go back or even higher.
Los tamales have beenp retty stable this past month maintain a price of $5.50 a dozen, but hold on too your pants, we foresee them going to $6.00 at the end of the month.
Los taquitos, well here they have been pretty stable and will stay that way till the end of the year. Barrio restaurants taquitos are at $1.25 each, coffee is extra and watch out for refills.
cheap beer is still at $2.99 a six pack. Please note que we never have and never will, unless someone pays us but we don’t mention beer’s names. If you work for a beer company and want our opinion, hey just mail us a check and will be glad to.
And finally have a great weekend, “ if you cant eat it don’t buy it”.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
hejola report for 11142011
Hejola report for 11142011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Tejano gay bar under heat.
Ten cowboy fans arrested.
And finally, tejano gay and regular cowboy fans complaint to local barrio cable services.
In an unusual rally was held by a mixture of cowboy fans, both gay and not, marched to the local barrio cable services to complaint about not showing the last quarter of the cowboys football game. Many were asking why and why not finish the game, since them boys having been winning to many games this year. No cable representatives were present to answer their demands.
This past weekend the only tejano gay bar in the hood was shut down for a few hours after several bomb threats were received by phone, and via email. El constable was not taking any changes so he demanded the bar to be shut down for awhile. Lots of its customers were really pissed off, that’s cool if they want to run us off, but at least do it when the cowboys game was over (Oh by the way the local programs did not show the last quarter of the cowboy game) says one of the customers.
After the only tejano gay was shut down yesterday afternoon, the crowd inside decided to take matters on their own by rioting outside the bar. They did this by standing at the corner and in the middle of third and Wells Street. At least ten cowboy fans were arrested, so of them were dress in drag and actual cowboy out fits. All will be charged for disturbing the peace.
Ok raza have a gay tejano day.
Editors note: The term Gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Veronica la lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Tejano gay bar under heat.
Ten cowboy fans arrested.
And finally, tejano gay and regular cowboy fans complaint to local barrio cable services.
In an unusual rally was held by a mixture of cowboy fans, both gay and not, marched to the local barrio cable services to complaint about not showing the last quarter of the cowboys football game. Many were asking why and why not finish the game, since them boys having been winning to many games this year. No cable representatives were present to answer their demands.
This past weekend the only tejano gay bar in the hood was shut down for a few hours after several bomb threats were received by phone, and via email. El constable was not taking any changes so he demanded the bar to be shut down for awhile. Lots of its customers were really pissed off, that’s cool if they want to run us off, but at least do it when the cowboys game was over (Oh by the way the local programs did not show the last quarter of the cowboy game) says one of the customers.
After the only tejano gay was shut down yesterday afternoon, the crowd inside decided to take matters on their own by rioting outside the bar. They did this by standing at the corner and in the middle of third and Wells Street. At least ten cowboy fans were arrested, so of them were dress in drag and actual cowboy out fits. All will be charged for disturbing the peace.
Ok raza have a gay tejano day.
Editors note: The term Gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
hejola report for 11102011
Hejola report for 11102011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.
More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.
And finally voter registration on the raise.
The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once and in while.
Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.
Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.
Ok raza keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio elections debate breaks into a fist fight.
More jobs and new homes promisedby Mr. Gringo.
And finally voter registration on the raise.
The county tax assessor told us que there was a 10 percent increase of registered vote this year compared to the 50 percent increase last year at the same time. The only differences is that last year’s 90 percent of the applications were not acceptable due to the fact que the majority of the 90 percent of the voter cards had people names of persons that had died about 30 years ago. Huh no further investigation was done on this matter. El constable told us que it was not unusual to have died people vote once and in while.
Yesterday Gringo Moore, running for state representing of our county decided to take a chance and stopped by el barrio cruz roja community center to give his beef on what he planned on doing for us if he won. But after a few meeting promising chit to the 10 persons present, who by the way were there waiting for a free meal were honored to listen to this man talk. But Gringo didn’t finish his speech due to all the yelling and screaming in the next room where the Gomez brothers were debating for that barrio tax assertor job. Gringo told the group que they need to make sure they go out and vote this coming elections.
Yesterday los tres brother’s Gomez, all running for barrio tax assertor. John, John Boy, and Little Johnnie Gomez got into a fist fight when asked who was the smartest of all three hommies. Once the constable got there the fight was under control and all three were sitting behind a table and were debating on who started the fight. Once the constable listened to the debate going on, he decided to all three mules asses were in the wrong were arrested. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way based on the 3 people present at the debate declared Little Johnnie the winner of the fight not the debate.
Ok raza keep it tejano.
barrio survey for 2011
Barrio survey 2011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again Maria La Vandia here with more results from our barrio study survey done this pasted year. The real question is why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
I had the chance to survey at least 100 vatos in the hood at a party we had concerning this matter… our findings were very interesting….
Let see, on the question “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
85% of los vatos reported que they had thought about trying on la comadres underwear on, but didn’t.
32% of los vatos talked about it con su comadre and she understood their feelings, but did she really understand?
18% of los vatos we interviewed did say que they had wore la comadres underwear in front of her and maybe other stuff too, and then they wish they hadn’t.
Wow after they had a few more drinks esto vatos really really laid it out and did they talk and share a lot more that expected.
And finally the real disturbing results was que 8% of los vatos had wore women’s underwear in front of other women and not la comadre….wow que loco…….gee what in the world is going on…
First of all some final points on this topic “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”? it is not hard to realize que men are a lot like women and women are a lot of men… could it be que it’s a new trend for both sexes…….
Now the bottom line is que mucho de our hood don’t want to hear or read stuff like this and we can see why…..pincha gente don’t want to realize que there is lots of things going on beyond la 23rd street to the end of wells street…..
Hey there is more to come.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Hello again Maria La Vandia here with more results from our barrio study survey done this pasted year. The real question is why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
I had the chance to survey at least 100 vatos in the hood at a party we had concerning this matter… our findings were very interesting….
Let see, on the question “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”?
85% of los vatos reported que they had thought about trying on la comadres underwear on, but didn’t.
32% of los vatos talked about it con su comadre and she understood their feelings, but did she really understand?
18% of los vatos we interviewed did say que they had wore la comadres underwear in front of her and maybe other stuff too, and then they wish they hadn’t.
Wow after they had a few more drinks esto vatos really really laid it out and did they talk and share a lot more that expected.
And finally the real disturbing results was que 8% of los vatos had wore women’s underwear in front of other women and not la comadre….wow que loco…….gee what in the world is going on…
First of all some final points on this topic “hey vato why do you have la comadres underwear on”? it is not hard to realize que men are a lot like women and women are a lot of men… could it be que it’s a new trend for both sexes…….
Now the bottom line is que mucho de our hood don’t want to hear or read stuff like this and we can see why…..pincha gente don’t want to realize que there is lots of things going on beyond la 23rd street to the end of wells street…..
Hey there is more to come.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
hejola report for 11092011
Hejola report for 11092011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again big tejano spenders? How is your wallet today?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio grandmother arrested for gambling life savings.
Another barrio women arrested, blames the devil.
And finally, barrio man caught inside home using bathroom.
Yesterday afternoon, el vato Henry Garcia called el constable que he had a man trapped inside his bathroom. When el constable showed up, they found Mill Ochoa, locked inside the family bathroom. Once the constable opened the door to release Mill, he had chit on his pants and hands and shoes and all over the bathroom. It seems que Mill had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t wait so he climbed inside the Garcia bathroom to dump some of his chit. Charges will be filed. No chit.
Commadre Gloria Stevenson Munoz Lopez Garcia, was arrested yesterday at the barrio penny store where she was accused of stealing $.50 cent worth of gum found in her purse as she left the store. The constable asked her why she ripped the stuff of and she replied que the Devil made her do it. Charges were filed and will go to court.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was forced to arrest la senora Maria Shine, age 95, for gambling her life savings on la loteria bingo game at her home. She had her weekly loteria partners come over once a week for about 30 years. In those 30 years she lost an average of $50 per week. Her relatives were real pissed off at her thinking que she was going to leave that money to them when she died , hoping que real soon. Oh by the way the relative had to return all the goods they bought with the so call hope to get the money soon. Charges will be appealed. By the way we do think que the charges will be dropped, hello.
Ok, have a great tejano day>
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again big tejano spenders? How is your wallet today?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio grandmother arrested for gambling life savings.
Another barrio women arrested, blames the devil.
And finally, barrio man caught inside home using bathroom.
Yesterday afternoon, el vato Henry Garcia called el constable que he had a man trapped inside his bathroom. When el constable showed up, they found Mill Ochoa, locked inside the family bathroom. Once the constable opened the door to release Mill, he had chit on his pants and hands and shoes and all over the bathroom. It seems que Mill had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t wait so he climbed inside the Garcia bathroom to dump some of his chit. Charges will be filed. No chit.
Commadre Gloria Stevenson Munoz Lopez Garcia, was arrested yesterday at the barrio penny store where she was accused of stealing $.50 cent worth of gum found in her purse as she left the store. The constable asked her why she ripped the stuff of and she replied que the Devil made her do it. Charges were filed and will go to court.
Yesterday afternoon el constable was forced to arrest la senora Maria Shine, age 95, for gambling her life savings on la loteria bingo game at her home. She had her weekly loteria partners come over once a week for about 30 years. In those 30 years she lost an average of $50 per week. Her relatives were real pissed off at her thinking que she was going to leave that money to them when she died , hoping que real soon. Oh by the way the relative had to return all the goods they bought with the so call hope to get the money soon. Charges will be appealed. By the way we do think que the charges will be dropped, hello.
Ok, have a great tejano day>
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
hejola report for 11082011
Hejola report for 11082011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio members are issued eviction notices.
Barrio man rescued from laundry mate dyer.
And finally, Christmas loans are now available
Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.
89 year old Juan Perez was rescued yesterday evening when somehow he fell inside a laundry mate dyer. El constable is still trying to determine if he just fell inside or someone pushed him inside the dyer. Anyhow el constable told this reporter if it wasn’t for the kids inside the laundry mate that saved him, who know what would have happened.
Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address given to them for failure of payment. We know it’s a hard decision to make but we need our money also. Plus the extra space can be resold
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio members are issued eviction notices.
Barrio man rescued from laundry mate dyer.
And finally, Christmas loans are now available
Yesterday el barrio bank announced que it was going to wave bad credit ratings and was willing to bail everybody who is anybody out of debt and into new debt. Yea, says el bank president LIL Penny Morgan, we want our barrio members to have a good Christmas and we are willing to risk it and give out loans, but of course, they will have to leave something down, just in case they can’t make the payments. The bank gave us a list of things they were willing to take : homes, cars, kids, tvs, wife, husband, uncle, aunts, grandparents or food stamps. Please contact your local bank for more information on this matter.
89 year old Juan Perez was rescued yesterday evening when somehow he fell inside a laundry mate dyer. El constable is still trying to determine if he just fell inside or someone pushed him inside the dyer. Anyhow el constable told this reporter if it wasn’t for the kids inside the laundry mate that saved him, who know what would have happened.
Yesterday the Sun Set cemetery issued more than 300 eviction notices to barrio members who have not made payments for their cemetery plot or payment for a buried day relative. The warning came after the cemetery staff informed us que they were going to start pulling dead peoples casket and dropping them off at the last address given to them for failure of payment. We know it’s a hard decision to make but we need our money also. Plus the extra space can be resold
Friday, November 4, 2011
barrio stock market report for 11042011
Barrio stock market report for 11042011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo. How big is your wallet today? Or shall I say what do you have in your wallet?
Anyhow. The excitement is over and we will move on to the next phase in life and that is to live. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos market may not end up being as happy with a Obama administration, as investors may assume," la raza united we stand group”, told clients and barrio members at this pass Wednesday at their weekly meeting. "While equity markets could bounce near-the end of the year, we doubt that such a lift for taquitos will be lasting in the face of likely further downward earnings estimates revisions and the increase of beef and pork an all those other things needed to make taquitos," Salinas said. President de la raza for better prices in the hood. Taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each.
Las tamales, It is very unlikely that next coming summer stocks or price of tamales will be at around $6.00 a dozen, but we really have fell que some gains or even a slow steady amid recession and even a slower recovery, that's not likely to continue this last quarter of the year. It seems que los tamales sales brokers tell us que "Consumer stocks tend to perform better under a Republican administration, and homemade tamales tend to perform better under Democrats," said a drunk at a local bar yesterday. As he tried to speak, he said something like "The last three years have fit the Democratic mode almost perfectly," he added. "las tamales will go up this last quarter and will out performed any tamales that you might have on stock or frozen and we are sure que you will eat all you can consume this holiday season." Los tamales will end the week at $6.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas have been predicting since the beginning of the year that consumers will tighten their purse and are preparing to face higher empanada prices for this coming year, compared to the prices during this period last year. We really don’t think que things will change with any upcoming election. But we know for sure que they will never ever go back to four for a dollar.
and finally cheap beer, if this president himself doesn't have the power to move the price of cheap beer markets back to the way it was, its going to be a long four years. Our raza love its beer, but this group in the hood, has an awful lot to do with what happens in the economy and very little con el barrio stock market. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go and spend some pennys. I am urbano yosabatoda..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo. How big is your wallet today? Or shall I say what do you have in your wallet?
Anyhow. The excitement is over and we will move on to the next phase in life and that is to live. Now for the barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos market may not end up being as happy with a Obama administration, as investors may assume," la raza united we stand group”, told clients and barrio members at this pass Wednesday at their weekly meeting. "While equity markets could bounce near-the end of the year, we doubt that such a lift for taquitos will be lasting in the face of likely further downward earnings estimates revisions and the increase of beef and pork an all those other things needed to make taquitos," Salinas said. President de la raza for better prices in the hood. Taquitos ended the week at $1.10 each.
Las tamales, It is very unlikely that next coming summer stocks or price of tamales will be at around $6.00 a dozen, but we really have fell que some gains or even a slow steady amid recession and even a slower recovery, that's not likely to continue this last quarter of the year. It seems que los tamales sales brokers tell us que "Consumer stocks tend to perform better under a Republican administration, and homemade tamales tend to perform better under Democrats," said a drunk at a local bar yesterday. As he tried to speak, he said something like "The last three years have fit the Democratic mode almost perfectly," he added. "las tamales will go up this last quarter and will out performed any tamales that you might have on stock or frozen and we are sure que you will eat all you can consume this holiday season." Los tamales will end the week at $6.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas have been predicting since the beginning of the year that consumers will tighten their purse and are preparing to face higher empanada prices for this coming year, compared to the prices during this period last year. We really don’t think que things will change with any upcoming election. But we know for sure que they will never ever go back to four for a dollar.
and finally cheap beer, if this president himself doesn't have the power to move the price of cheap beer markets back to the way it was, its going to be a long four years. Our raza love its beer, but this group in the hood, has an awful lot to do with what happens in the economy and very little con el barrio stock market. Cheap beer ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.
Ok raza got to go and spend some pennys. I am urbano yosabatoda..
Thursday, November 3, 2011
hejoa report for 11062011
Hejola report for 11032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
hejoa report for 11062011
Hejola report for 11032011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz on vacation. I am Vernoica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Occupy the hood draws a large crowd.
Additional security placed in the hood.
And finally camping permits on the raise attracts east side residents.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena elected to appoint 10 more barrio 666 task force to oversee the occupation of those barrio group wanting some kind of bull shit justice. The 10 new guards will watch our the community center and its bathrooms. A present time there are more than 3 people camping out in front of the center.
Barrio Occupy group have moved their movement to el barrio cruz rojo community center. The group decided to leave the previous protest site, the barrio food stamp center, to a more of an impact by occupying the community center. Several reason were given for the movement, which we sure don’t want them to take names down and cancel our food stamps, furthermore the community center has public bathrooms, says one of the organizers.
And finally, El county clerk reported yesterday que there has been an increase of camping out permits within the last five days and most of the permits sold are from those residents living on eastside. We are worried that this folks are taking advantage of the situation and find it easier to go camping on Westside than instead traveling to a national park. We are concern says one of the west side residents.
Ok raza have to go now, take care and keep it tejano.
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