hejola report for 12202018

Hejola report for 12202018.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. From the darkest side of the room are creator comes with words of wisdom;

As we approach another Christmas and another New Year, there will still be countless of children without Christmas gifts and Christmas food, plus there will be tons of folks still celebrating New Year like many before us and many more to come.

So what is different this year you might ask? Well in many ways it is but by counting the ways would really not matter or even make a difference in our life but it would be one that we all should appreciate like none before. We have god in our heart and family on our minds, in many cases there still be starving children, homeless folks, and of course sadness among many.

By if I learned anything this year is that we can’t solve all the problems of the world, we can’t safe all the people of the world and finally we can’t lose faith in the lord and in our self’s.

But by being a good person and realizing that we might just have it a little better than others should be enough to thank god and love our family and friends. God bless AMERICA  and regardless what tha moron says WE ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD..AMEN.

hejola report on christmas shopping 12182009

Hejola report for 12182018.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s coverage of Black Fridays , Green Saturdays, and Brown Sundays on our award winning barrio headline news:

Black Friday hit hard in the hood (toilet paper);

Well as we expected that this day and this day only brought the most ugliness in lots of barrio members. It seems that some folks just can’t pay for stuff at regular prices but wait till those thing are rock bottom cheap. That was the case con barrio toilet paper last Friday that went on sale for 50 rolls for $20. The only problem was that toilet paper that was on sale was at sales price was cheaper at regular price, dang.

Green Saturday giant t.v. empty boxes on sale;

I quess if you really look at it, it doesn’t make sense, does it! Look why in the world would anyone want to buy a giant t.v. box that has nothing in it? Those boxes sold out within 15 minutes. At total of 35 boxes were available that were empty. The cost was $25 a box limited 1 box per family basket Or cart. We asked one person that had 5 boxes in 5 difference shopping carts, it says that per carts, so I need five of them! But why, we asked again, oh just to impress them folks in the hood thinking we got them t.v.’s, he answered! 

And finally Brown Sunday was no different, check this out, there was a sale on women’ lingerie and used sex toys, you read it right; used sex toys and women and men’s lingerie. The sign said one size fits all.

Ok you cheap-ass shopper have a great tim.

hejola report for 12172018

Hejola afternoon report for 12172018.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. hello raza I am david Polar bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

It’s a miracle in the hood.

Crack head busted con su pet pig.

Two commadres arrested for fighting in public.

And now some darn good news.

You know our creator is going on vacation in a few days and  we might not have access to a place to do our hejola report till Jan. 4 . So if you don’t hear from us don’t think the worse about us, just call us at 361 558 2263, and hope we answer. Have a great holidays, and if santa gave you all too much here is my address so we can make good to others; 623 west elle, #2, Kingsville, Texas. 78363. Every year we try to make things happy for so few that this year we can’t even make us happy. Bye

La commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they heard through the grapevine even if they have  no evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.

It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable Cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.

Ok happy days are here again, it was going to be a sad day next week when the parents of la Chica named Blanca due to the fact que the parents didn’t have the funds to send her to some cheerleading camp, but this morning we were informed que a miracle on Third street had happened. You see they found around 15 chickens and 10 turkeys stuck or trapped inside their backyard. After a few hours of waiting to see who claims them no one showed up. Now the proud parents are having chicken plates and turkey legs and turkey plates for sale this weekend to see if they can pay that entry fee to the camp. My god that is a miracle, god bless America.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 12142018

Hejola report for 12152018.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,texas. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio Christmas sales down.

Two arrested for stealing plants.

And now for some honest darn good news.

What happened to our creator, he tells us que God saved him last week. Bless his heart but can we take him serious?AMEN. we sure can , a different man and different view on life.

For some having beautiful plants is just prefect, but for others they just don’t have that green thumb. That is the case con la family Debeefheart, Sonny and Soony were arrested yesterday evening around 6pm when someone spotted a plant that looked like the one that was stolen a few weeks ago at a plant sale being held at the corner of third and wells. After a few folks glazed at some of the plants many noticed que they sure looked like the ones they had and had been stolen. El constable cadena arrested both men. Now if you think any of the plants that are being sold looks like yours, you need to bring proof. But for the  mean time el constable tells us que you can get some darn good deals on plants

Local mechanizes are bit worried now that gas prices are down, reason is that now they have enough gas to go out of town or across the tracks to do their Christmas shopping say Dave Salinas owner of three penny stores. We have noticed a drop on sales and are a bit concern. We just wish the prices of gas go up asap, in order to save Christmas.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day and join our creator, the church of Daniel where all prayers get answered!