Friday, February 27, 2009

hejolia report for 03022009

Hejolia report for 030022009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:
Part-time security force employee shoots himself.
La commadre tries to please el compadre topless.
And finally the only deaf barrio resident arrested for using the middle finger.
Charges are pending and jail time also for one of the few deaf persons in the hood. Tom Lucus McCain Trevino, was arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells when some folks called el constable that there was someone at that corner showing off his middle finger to all the persons driving by. El constable arrested esta vato. But later released once they found out que he was deaf. He will go to court next week.
It seems que la commadre was so mad que she thought que el compadre, who came home late last night, was at the only barrio topless bar. So she figured que if el compadre wants to see so boobes, she surprised him when he walked inside the house topless. El compadre was real embarrass que all his other compadres had to witness this selfish act, that came home with him to drink a few beers. Charges are pending.
And finally, El ojo barrio private eye academic, will review its standards and rules that allows their want to be private eyes students to care a gun after one of them accidentally shot himself while taking a coffee break at the first floor of el Westinghouse barrio mall last night. We tried to contact el ojo barrio private eye, owner and director of the academic, but did not return our call. It seem que Little Johnnie Flores, ( 350lbs) a student at the academic shot himself with his gun in his pocket , when he tried to pay for his coffee at maria’s lunch stand in the mall. Charges are pending for caring a weapon at a public place.
Well folks there you have it, I am bill diaz.

raza around the world from russia. 2009

Raza around the world from Russia, 2009.
Cchwnn.
Saint Peterburg, Russia. Hello again my friends and how are you all doing. I am Jonathon barrio y my side kick Vernoica la lesbian. We are here at St. Peterburg, Russia, where it’s colder than my air conditioner will ever be. But putting that all aside, we having a great time and done some winter sports also up here. We should be leaving here soon, and hope que we will move on to warmer parts of the world.
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Raza вокруг мира от Россия, 2009. Cchwnn. Святой Peterburg, Россия. Здравствулте! снова мои друзья и как вы совсем делая. Я район y Jonathon моя лесбиянка la Vernoica сообщника. Мы здесь на St. Peterburg, Россия, где оно холодне чем мой кондиционер воздуха всегда будет. Но кладущ что все в сторону, мы имея большое время и сделанные некоторым спортам зимы также вверх здесь. Мы должны выходить здесь скоро, и que упования мы двинем дальше к более теплым частям мира.

tejano barrio non scientific unintelligent study for 2008

Tejano Barrio non scientific unintelligent study 2009 results.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Buenas days, I am La china Cano de china Nuevo Leon con a tejano barrio non scientific unintelligent study for 2008. We launched the study with the intention to show how unintelligent many of us are. Really, how dumb can a real smart barrio person be? These are the questions that I plan on answering con esta study. But first let me set the record straight. It took lots of elements to prepare for this study and it took chingos de time and beer to get folks to participate con las questions we had for them. But all and all here are our conclusions the seven questions.
1.We determined que raza that do more dancing at dances are less fat than raza que only go to dances and sit and watch and drink beer and eat chips.
2. We determined que many barrio adults still believe que children like clowns. We found out que, young people as old as 16 years of age dislike the use of barrio clowns for any kind of functions. Furthermore, many younger children are frightened by barrio clowns, especially at free dances.
3. We determined que many barrio women don’t like to be told they look fat in that one dress she always wears to ever freaking free dance. Its fun but a large amount of men will lie when asked by la commadre que “do I look fat in this honey”. Depending on how dumb you are compadre, few men when they are honest, are dumped by their girlfriends or la commadre.
4. we determined que many tejano dance goers think que many bars and dance halls owners over charge on beer, mix drinks, cokes and set ups and figure que if they can sneak in a beer or two will be ok. Even try a sneak a bottle of some favor alcohol and mix their own. Many believe that it is acceptable.
5. We determined que those vato’s that go to dances who consider themselves bullies and are always looking for fights are really disengaged and lack compassion for their victims and feel guilt for their actions regardless if they get their ass kicked.

6. we determined que people who work at tejano bars that are surrounded by alcohol have more alcohol problems, compared to persons in other industry, such as but not limited to let’s say clergy. It’s the proximity to and the availability of alcohol was partly to blame for why tejano bartenders and waitresses like their tipples.
7. We determined que many tejanos on line are not so honest, and are less likely to make a match. Tejanos know and have known que those matches don’t last, due to the fact que they are unsuitable partners. We can safely say que never assume things are the way they seem online.
There you have and we want to thank all la raza that helped us put it together.
I am La china cano de china nueva leon.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

barrio stock marker report for 02272009

Barrio stock market report for 02272009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am urbano yosabatodo con esta stimulus barrio stock market report. Doesn’t It seems que the new trend is just plain stimulus? Yea that’s the ticket. Everywhere we go its stimulus this and stimulus that. Our society has taken the word stimulus and applied to almost everything possible. Shoot, even those sex enhancement pins have a little stimulus to them. But for now, let’s just try to stimuluate the economic and leave our sex life out of it.
Now for that award winning report:
In the world of buying and selling barrio stock is nothing new to many of us, switching to a new market doesn't mean that they are doing the research that we do. So we don’t expect you to change or change any of your barrio stock market habits. Just hang with us. Ok.

Los tamales, if there is any way to beat el tamale market for this coming xmas season we insist that you buy now. Most tamale brokers are selling their stock at a real low rate this month but preparing to launch an interest on price before you know it. If you can, scoop up as much as you measurably can, all this will guarantee a whole lot of tamales for this xmas season. Oh by the way the tamale guy never came back. Los tamales ended the week at $5.50 a dozen a dollar down from last week.

Las tortillas: With the increase of wheat and gain this market has suffered a bit this month. Since the start of this quarter las tortillas have gotten much better. In terms of not too many found stuck together like several year ago. Who says nobody reads our barrio stock market. The tortilla war of 2005 really made a differences with this market. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.55 a pack.
Los taquitos up ten cents from last week, ended the week at $1.35 each and coffee is extra. But we found a place here in Kingsville got them going for 2 taquitos for $1.75.
la barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week at $6.50 a lb.
Barrio want ads:
Item 0321545: used women and men underwear lots of sizes from 12 to 18 in the women’s section and sizes from 36 to 48 waist for the men section. All sales are final.
Item 030548: used car tires for sell. All sizes only flat on the bottom.
Items 035698: easter chickens, turkeys and rabbits for sale, different colors and size. Some chickens are chicks from last year that weren;’t sold . now full grown but still some color in them.

Items 038574: jose lopez t shirts “ put me in jail if I fail” call or write about price and design. Pplease note que this not the joe lopez you think it is, its another vato con that same name, and in jail also. Pesse hejola..

Now for the barrio realtor report:
El primo Mendez tells us que the city is getting ready to knock down a bunch of crack houses, the owners tell us que they would like to know if anyone is interested in pick up the remains of this houses for free. Let us know no charge but there is a transportation tax in our hood.

Ok raza have a great weekend and make sure to go shopping at our dual malls.

a poem inspired by tony ham guerrero 2009

a poem inspired by tony Ham guerrero 2009.,…

You know and I am sure que many of us do.
Many of us really don’t think of what we post or say!
Could it be an instinct or just plain stupid?
I am really not sure.
But tonight a miracle was done.
It takes more balls,
to say and admit to things that really not there.

Why, We ask ourselves is it that when we get out of our realm,
Many try to be something that we are really are not.
Bu the sad part is when we really weren’t inside that realm from get go.
It’s hard to understand things until it hits you in the face.
Than at that point we try to correct matters.
But when dealing with that matter, it don’t really matter anymore.

The realm of life will be a burden to some.
Yet we are grown folks that need to understand our own burden.
Let no one say I didn’t try, but let no one say I did know him well .
Cause wellness only comes in theory,
but will you ever be as smart as I ?
So let me finish this selfness through my friend.

Ham the word honor is applied here to you.
Never feel that we were victims of things that have happen.
We have had the American dream,
Way before it was a slogan.
What have I done, you ask, you tell me?

anothe tejano lover manifesto for 2009.

Another tejano lover manifesto for 2009.

Con Johnnie el quemon, wow raza it’s been a while since the creator has let me out. But I am honor that I have had a chance to share this manifesto que I have been working on while on my tranquility.

Esta manifesto is for tejano music lovers. How have we grown? Just ask yourself where is tejano now? Jesus Christ. Its come on a rapid grown. We all know that debating this is issue has made many of us and not less than more, understand que the growth of tejano is only what you make it, but what its going to prepared to be.

That has been one of our longest theme in dealing con los que are lost in the world off not wanting to understand. But yet this year compared to the posting on issues at this time of year,we have had a whole different approach and come a long way.

We all seem to understand but there are those that insist on wanting to be on the lime light on an issue que you don’t know shit about. But you prevail and move on to other uninformed matters that really don’t matter, only to your uninformed agendia is what matters.

Uh, but yea, you could come back on that point and say don’t matter? THAN what really matters? Or does it really even matter? You see how one can be so freaking smarts but yet so dummy! Why does that matter?

Inclusion we have learned that our angry in dwelling in matters that could create matter so we can be concern about that matter really doesn’t matter. But what really matters is if understand the main question here. And that question is what have you done for la onda terjana today?

I am johnnie el quemon.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

westside warrior news network for 02262009

Westside warrior news network for 02262009. Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello my good friends how are we doing. I am lewis mojo lewis with todays barrio headline news:
Barrio milkman arrested for delivering weed.
Barrio woman loses la onda, and collides con el train.
And finally barrio drunk arrested.
It seems que la commadre Carmen Molina, age 89, collided con the only train that travels through the hood early yesterday morning. She told this reporter que she heard the whistle but thought it was those crack heads that hang out by the tracks whistling at her. Not realizing it was the train, she collided her three wheel bicycle into the side of the train. She was not seriously injured but the bike didn’t make it. Pieces of the three wheeler ended up all over the place. Charges are pending.
In other news, Our constable cadena tells us que Chris Garcia, a retired milkman for over 30 years, was arrested this past Saturday when one of our off barrio security force 666 stopped Mr. Garcia and his old milk truck for running a stop sign on our side of the tracks. During the regular inspection one of the officers bought a small bottle of milk, to his surprise found a small amount of marijuana inside the bottle. El senor garica was arrested for possession and supplying marijuana, driving without a licenses, no inspection sticker on the truck, expired milk union membership card, charged with acting as a milkman, selling milk without a permit, and many more charges still pending. The constable is going to go over the list of person he was delivering the so call milk. The constable is asking for your help in turning yourself in to him if you were one of his customers. It seems that the at this point Mr. Garcia‘s customers were elderly persons suffering from aches and pain.
And finally, the only public barrio drunk , Nancy Adams Rivera, was arrested Sunday morning around 11:50am when the owner of the only GO and STOP refused to sell her beer. She was informed que we don’t sell beer on Sundays till 12 noon. Nancy took it on her own to call 918 and complain about the owner of the go and stop not wanting to sell her beer before noon. Once the el constable got there, they arrested Nancy with disorderly conduct and was later released on bond. The constable told us que the store owner had already called them up to complaint about this woman wanting to buy beer before 12:00noon.
There you have it raza, cant buy beer before 12 noon on Sunday in some places, have a great tejano day and counting towards tejano roots. It could be our year.

howdy hejolia report for 02242009

Howdy Hejolia report for 02242009. Cchwnn. Kingsville,tx. Hello you all how we doing, this country pancho with you all barrio headline news: Barrio family trade in car burns down before it got to the dealer. 200 chickens make a quick getaway. Oh and finally a fund raiser for Little patty watty, chicken barbque plates for sale this Wednesday. It’s a miracle says la senora Roberta Quinoner, we just didn’t know how to get the money to send little patty watty to a cheerleading camp this weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall. But the family tells us that with the grace of god, he sends us about 50 chickens, which the family plans of barbequing this coming Wednesday. If you are interested on purchasing a chicken barbeque plate for just for $10. Just call us at the cchwnn command post. It’s a miracle! In some bizarre accident, La family Arispe, J.J. the owner of el barrio fowls farm crashed their delivery truck early Sunday morning around 2A.m. and about 200 chickens survived the crash an made a run for it. The owners called el constable cadena to report the accident. Up to this moment, none of the 200 or so chickens have been capture. A small reward is being offered for the return of some or all the escaped chickens, if you have any information pertaining to this matter please contact el constable. In other news, It seems that some folks just don’t know how to smoke cigarette, this is the case de la familia Reed. It seems que el senor reed was traveling in front of her wife in their old 1978 ford whatever this past Sunday afternoon driving towards the Westinghouse barrio mall used car lot to trade it in brand new used car. As he drove the 1978 ford whatever he threw a cigarette butt out the window, which flew back inside the back side window of their car, which started a fire in the back seat. El senior did not notice the smoke, but his wife did see the flames peeking out the back window. La senior reed tried to call him on his cell phone, which he left at home, to pull over. By the time he noticed the fire in the back sit, el senor hopped out of the car and he and his wife backed away to safety as that old 1978 ford whatever went up in flames. By the time los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters got there it was too darn late. Once the smoke cleared and the family managed to get a tow truck to haul the burn down 1978 ford whatever to the dealer for a trade. The dealer gave them $15. for the car and they used it to put on a down payment for that new 1979 ford whichever, which the dealer told them it was once owned preacher. Well there you have it. counting down towards tejano roots, it could be our year.

barrio mall newsletter for 02252009

Barrio mall new letters for 02252009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello raza como estan? I am bill diaz con today’s dilemma? As many of you know that we have two malls now and amazed on the way both have been acting. It seems that our creator has changed the title for Wednesdays mall news coverage. So with that in mind lets go to our friends at the Westinghouse barrio.
Hi, an am I a bit disappointed con the creator and the action he has taken in doing away con our report but have chosen to split the Wednesdays report con the new guys in town. But besides all that we have lots of things going on at our and only mall the Westinghouse barrio mall. First of all, lets go con maria la vandia.
Si Gloria, I understand how you feel con esta creator but that’s another story. But for now we would like you to know that we are bring back El TAQUCHA BASEBALL BARRIO LEAGUE STARTING NEXT WEEK, so if you have a make believe team please let us know so we can include them on our roster, ok back to Gloria.
Ok maria now let’s go con our own general, fideo vermicelli . Si Gloria I understand the pressure our creator is in but for now we want everyone to know that this coming Saturday will be tejano day, yes tejano day and we have a full line up of barrio music award winning jam, so stop by and spend some money, now back to Gloria. Well I guess that is our report now that we have to share this report, and thank you and be cool.

Now lets go to Special edition “ocean front properties mall” ash Wednesday 2009 grand opening..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Rosa buentello here, at the breaking ground ceremonies for a new barrio mall coming soon. “ocean front properties mall” has its plans on opening its doors today, this “Ash Wednesday 2009” and will be giving free stuff away to every single person that walks into the new mall area and gets some ass,oops I meant ash. There will be all kind of religious person here to do the ceremonies.
The mall will be a two level mall and will have around ten to twenty stores per floor. It will have all kind of tejano stuff that you can update your tejano wardrobes , boots, hats, belts, and lots of tejano cd and the most exciting thing is that some barrio award winning music groups will have their our stores here. So we are very excited but for right now lets go to the new mall manager Hilma Dalia Hawkin, from Hawkin’s barrio properties.
I want to thank cchwnn for doing this special on our new “ocean front properties mall”, we are extremely excited about opening this mall right here in our make believe web world. One thing we forgot to mention is that we will have a movie theatre here also, which can be converted into a drive inn theatre in the weekends. How created can one be. Anyhow thanks again and we will see you all on opening day. So take a bath during the week, shine those dancing shoes and comb your hair, and like our friend esmeraldboo says “ bring on the chicken greae” Thanks.
One of the very special things our mall will have during weekend holidays, barrio shoppers who don’t want to walk from one end of the mall to the other end, we will provide a small bus ride inside the mall and it will drop you off at any store you want to shop at.
So there you have for now, I rose buentello.
Ok guys have a great tejano day.

Monday, February 23, 2009

barrio leteracy and writer prize award winner for 2008

Presenting the barrio literacy and writer prize award winner for 2008. Hejola report for 02232009. Cchwnn. Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. We would like to present you with our creator’s acceptation speech for last year’s Barrio Literacy and Writer prize award for 2008. Now here is that speech: Thank you mi raza, tejanos y bill collectors, First of all I would like to accept this non monetary prize in behave of all my staff and myself for the long selfish hours we spend working on trying to uncover some deeper truths about life and about ourselves . In our studies we try to study life stories of our la raza, as well as our experience as la raza, and what la raza goes through life. Did you know, I am sure you have, que we have realized que there are more interesting truths to be revealed than to be found in el barrio in itself, as well as our self’s. We at the Chicano Cable hot wired News Network believe in the deconstructionism of our English language, as long as you clean up after you’re done. And we do not believe that masterpieces exist, nor do we want them to. We prefer the glory of brilliant mistakes, because without mistakes one will never really learn the englisss language. I am chicano an I can speak and spell englisss any way I want to me entiendes mendez, Thank you and god be with you . Daniel lopez creator . Wow there you have raza and we are so proud of our creator and his long time effort to not master the English language. I am bill diaz, an now back to our command post at 918 north Armstrong .

interview con los curtiaa's 12122008

Exclusive interview con Los Curtiaa’s,2008.Cchwnn.Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am blanca blanch blanco here con one of the youngest tejano bands on the market. Los Curita’s. my recent visit to Fort Collins, Colorado. Our visit con a very young tejano band named Los Curtia’s. So with that in mind lets go to fort Collins, where you can see the beautiful Rocky Mountians, with our new friends Juan and Juaquin.
BBB: I want to thank you guys, members of Los Curita’s for sharing some time with me here in your home in Fort Collins, Colorado?
Los C’s: First all, we want to thank you blanca, blanch blanco for taking the time to interview us. Are you bitter cold yet in our recent snowfall that landed almost 7 inches of snow today?BBB: Who has been the major inspiration in your young musical career?Los C’s: Juan: My (Pampo) Grandpa .Juaquin: My (Pampo) Grandfather and of course other artists like Jay Perez, Little Joe and Latin Breed.BBB: -We see that you named your group was named and founded by your grandfather. Long-time tejano musician and Colorado chicano music hall famer, Henry Salas (aka: pampo), how did his influences moderate your band?Los C’s? Juan: Well, our pampo helps us a lot with our music and our musicians and what he thinks we would like. But, he always lets us make the final decision on song selections etc... he's pretty old school-lol!Juaquin: My (Pampo) grandfather has always had a passion for Tejano music. He has a fantastic ear and we have been fortunate to have him teach us a lot. I don't think I could have learned what I've learned without him. He's also pretty honest and to the point with us. He takes his music pretty serious.BBB: – You started your musical career as a young children, What attracted you to these instruments?Los C’s: Juan: When my (Pampo) grandfather introduced me to the guitar and the bass, he had me play a polka and follow along with him. I really liked the song and I couldn't believe that I picked it up like nothing. I never put the instruments down after that. Juaquin = I have always had a passion to sing since I was about 3 years old. I don't know, my (Pampo) grandfather just always had me sing along to his guitar and then when I had my first opportunity to actually get on stage, it was at the Cinco De Mayo celebration in Fort Collins. After that, it was like no other experience!BBB: – Do you have a favourite piece of music that you guys perform?Los C’s: Yes! We love to get the crowd and the energy going and it's usually to a cumbia!
BBB: Are you guys pleased with choice of music and performaces you have done?Los C’s: Of course, we love Tejano music, but we can play a lot of other genres too. That's the cool thing about being a Tejano musician you can put tejano in just about anything.

BBB: How busy do you guys get in prepared a show?”Los C’s: We get pretty busy when we have a show because we have to practice a lot.
BBB: Do you have a definite start for any new release AND How about your latest cd/video?Los C”s: We don't have an actual date set to release our CD, but we hope to have it out by summer of 2009. We are working on our CD with some great established musicians right now. As far as a video, it is also in the works.BBB: -What can we expect from the forthcoming?Los C’s: You can expect more music coming from us soon! We also have a remix of Cuatro Vida's coming out that's slick! It will have a full 13 piece horn section and will be featured on a CD that's yet to be announced.BBB: and finally what would tell the young people that might be interested in pursuing a musical career en la onda tejana?
Los C’s: Juan: Never stop dreaming. Pursue your dreams and always remember to practice!Juaquin: If you have a dream and a passion for music, just do it! Always have a back up plan and practice and don't forget about school first.BB we want to take you guys and wish you the best in the future con la onda tejana, I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con chicano cable hot wired news network exclusive con Los Curita’s.Los C’s: Thank you again for interviewing us! I am Juan and I am Juaquin inviting everyone to visit our my space and be looking for us soon. Well raza there you have it raza I am blanca blancha blanco, have a great tejano day.

fatal shooting at barrio soccer 12012008

Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament 12012008 part 2.Cchwnn.Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz here at the command post here in Kingsville, tx awaiting a press conference from el constable cadena on update information on the Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament this past weekend. Now lets go con el constable.Hello I am el constable cadena here at cchwnn command post con some sad updated information on Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament this past weekend. Let’s set the record straight, it has been confirmed que Killed were two members of los tres vato’s, Eduardo vato y eddie vato. Both men were shot to the skull and inflicted large damage to the brain that caused instant death. The assassin or assassins used a hollow point bullet that inflict much damage to both men brains. Both were pronounced dead at soccer field. Now the number of wounded persons is still not cleared but we do know que ed vato was seriously wounded along con three more persons, who’s names have not been released to the public. Our investigations have lead us to questioned several gangs who’s activities have increased its violence this passed few weeks. One group has ties con a radical ass- hole group called T.I.C.HECK. I.E. WE ARE NOT sure what they stand for but we do know que this group is well formed inside our hood. And could have been involved in this shooting. Other leads are being followed and we assure the all hood members que we are trying to provide the best in protecting our hood and or barrios from all this crime.But for now we encourage the hood to be calm and stay indoors and be cool, let us do the work in trying to capture these killers. We will have an update as soon as we learn more. Now back to our command post.Ok constable. Gee raza, this is worse than going to a dance y chingos de chingasos. Oh well, I will keep all of you all in informed on any new news we get.

11242008 fatal shooting part 2

Fatal shooting at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament 11242208 part 2.Cchwnn.Kingsville,tx. Como estan I am bill diaz here at the command post here in Kingsville, tx awaiting a press conference from el constable cadena on update information on the Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament this past weekend. Now lets go con el constable.Hello I am el constable cadena here at cchwnn command post con some sad updated information on Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament this past weekend. Let’s set the record straight, it has been confirmed que Killed were two members of los tres vato’s, Eduardo vato y eddie vato. Both men were shot to the skull and inflicted large damage to the brain that caused instant death. The assassin or assassins used a hollow point bullet that inflict much damage to both men brains. Both were pronounced dead at soccer field. Now the number of wounded persons is still not cleared but we do know que ed vato was seriously wounded along con three more persons, who’s names have not been released to the public. Our investigations have lead us to questioned several gangs who’s activities have increased its violence this passed few weeks. One group has ties con a radical ass- hole group called T.I.C.HECK. I.E. WE ARE NOT sure what they stand for but we do know que this group is well formed inside our hood. And could have been involved in this shooting. Other leads are being followed and we assure the all hood members que we are trying to provide the best in protecting our hood and or barrios from all this crime.But for now we encourage the hood to be calm and stay indoors and be cool, let us do the work in trying to capture these killers. We will have an update as soon as we learn more. Now back to our command post.Ok constable. Gee raza, this is worse than going to a dance y chingos de chingasos. Oh well, I will keep all of you all in informed on any new news we get.

11242008/ fatal shooting of los tres vato;s conjunto

( please note this is only make believe, if you believe any of this your are a bigger moron than I am..)Exclusive report from Westinghouse barrio mall:Fatal shoot at la cupa del barrio soccer tournament 11242208. Cchwnn.Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill diaz back from vacation. This weekend a fatal shoot of several make believe conjunto members we shoot at the last game of the evening at to Westinghouse barrio mall cona Lozano sports complex this passed Saturday night. Now with that report lets go con Frankie tuxedo zungia.Si razz, I am Frankie tuxedio zuniga covering the sniper shooting of several conjunto members while they were playing soccer this past Saturday. The number of person shot has not been made clear yet but we do have confirmation that at least three were killed and two were wounded up to this point.Killed were two members of los tres vato’s conjunto, Eduardo vato, y eddie vato and ed vato was seriously wounded. Also killed was the leader of the band el mojado Moreno Martinez. No other member of this band were hurt.At the present time the whole barrio is under lock down and chingos de cops, narcs, y el constable con barrio task force 666 del ojo barrio private school are doing a house by house search for the sniper or snipers. It has not be made clear que anyone has been arrested or how many were involved. This is really a sad moment for the whole make believe world de los conjuntos. This is the second tragic killing of a barrio award winnier. As you might recall panzone caliente was killed a few years ago, along con el ojo junior barrio private who was doing the investigation. Those that were involved have been arrested. Again the soccer tournament has been cancelled for the rest of the games, until the sniper or persons involved in this shooting are found, located, or arrested or killed.

10152007 special edition to the death of panzone y el ojo junior solved.

10152007: SPECIAL EDITION TO THE DEATH OF PANZONE CALIENTE Y EL OJO JUNIOR BARRIO PRIVATE EYE.CCHWNN.KINGSVILLE, TX. Hello again ia general fideo vermicelli barrio investigator report con some real good news. It seems que el constable cadena y el ojo barrio private eye have arrested two men and three dogs con the murdering of panzone caliente y el ojo junior barrio private eye. But before we get to this lets go down back to where it all started.11252006: hello raza como estan I am General fideo vermicelli con this news breaking news, it was reported yesterday afternoon the band leader Panzone Clainte was shot five times outside the Westinghouse barrio mall as he walked to his touring van. El constable cadena will have a press release and a news conferences sometime today. It was also reported que Panzone was taken to St. Pauls medical center and later transferred to a hospital across the tracks. His present condition is not known. The law dogs from both sides of the tracks are looking for several low riders who had been seen talking to panzone right before he was shot. There are no details why they would have shot panzone.
Again, Panzone Clainte was shot five times yesterday afternoon as he was leaving the Westinghouse barrio mall. A press conferences will be held sometime this afternoon. We will keep you informed on his conditions and any information regarding this shooting. I am el general fideo vermicelli from our command post here in Kingsville, texas. Oh hope you had a great thanksgiving.We will cover this matter all this week. I am el general fideo vermicelli.

siloma griffin ruelas shot along con panzone 04302007

A very special hejola report for 04302007.Cchwnn.Kingsville,tx.: hello como estan I am Blanca Blancha Blanco con a very special interview con Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle, who was shot along and now decease Panzone caliente. Please note that the location of this interview is unknown. Now lets go to that interview:
Bbb: good afternoon Siloma, and how are you doing?
Sg: well blanca first off all I am so happy to be alive. I am very sad to had been present and witnessed the killing of panzone caliente. I want to thank god and my family and all my make believe friends for praying for my recovery.
Bbb: siloma, what is going to happen to that cd you y panzone were working on?
Sg: well blanca, its still on, based on what my promoter and el group los flojos tell me. You see panzone told me que I had to finish this cd in his memory if anything happened to him.
Bbb: while in the hospital, how is your recovery coming along?
Sg: well not too many folks know that I got shot three times with a small 22caliber pistal. I have been learning how to walk again and dr. tell me que I should be walking again soon.
Bbb: what do you think drove this people into killing panzone, el ojo junior and wounding you ?
Sg: look blanca, la onda right now is doing great at this moment. But con todo esto has made many of the make believe groups un easy. You see our fans are the greatest pero there are those few que can really ruin it for many.
Bbb: y finally siloma, do you think they will ever find out who was behind all this?
Sg: well as you know several folks have been arrested and not gone to court yet. But you and I know que we will never really know who was behind all this.
Bbb: thank you siloma and hope you get better.Well folks there you have an exclusive interview con barrio award winner Siloma Griffin ruelas del group siloma del valle. We all live in a real dangerous world now a days. I am blanca blancha blanco and have a great tejano day.

raza around the world from germany 2009

Raza um den Weltausflug aus Deutschland 2009. Cchwnn. Hannover, Deutschland, hallo raza, wie wir tuend sind, bin ich Veronica-Lalesbier mit einem Update auf unserem RAZA um den Weltausflug, der von Hannover, Deutschland Phasen ist. Da wir um die Welt reisen, ist es ein Vergnügen, zu sehen dass viele jede Völker, wo noch denken Sie, dass John Wayne noch lebendig ist. Aber schon, denken sie auch dass die Cowboys und Inder, welche noch die Landaufstellungsorte durchstreifen. Irgendwie sehen wir Sie allen später, von Hannover, Deutschland, dieses sind Barrios Veronica-y Jonathon.

hejolia report for 02232009

Barrio Hejolia report for 02232009.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hey what’s up folk how are we doing and it’s a great beautiful wonderful day. But with all that let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news.
Barrio man arrested for failure to show up for jury.
Yard sale, sells grandmother’s ashes.
And finally la commander Martha Owens was not pregnant.
La senoira Martha Owens is recovering real well from her surgery after a 20 pound tumor was removed from her stomach this past weekend. Martha was relieved to find out that it was only a tumor and not a baby like her real doctor told her.
In other barrio news, La familia Gomez were so happy to see that la senoira Perez, returned a ceramic dildo back to them. It seems that la familia Gomez mother was some kind of a sex pervert and wanted her ashes stuff into her sex ceramic toy. Well when the children of la familia Gomez decided to clean out the back room, while she was on vacation, they found this toy. Well they wanting no part of it, they decided to sell it at their front yard sale. After the senior Gomez came back from vacation she was wondering what happen to her mother’s ashes. Thank god it’s back, she said.
And finally, El senor Paulino Martin was arrested yesterday for failure to show up for Jury duty after he send the barrio county judge que he claimed to be a homophobic, a racist, and a habitual liar and loved to smoke dope. The county judge order him arrested for his self confession for smoking dope, charges are pending. One foot note it’s so easy to go to jury duty, than avoid jury dury.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.

Friday, February 20, 2009

panzone caliente funeral 03132007

Special edition: panzone caliente funeral!Cchwnn:03132007.Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz here at the Westinghouse barrio mall, the location of LA FAMILIA MORRA FUNERAL HOME, this is were tejano make believe fans and barrio music award wining groups will pay their last respect to our good friend panzone caliente.
La familia Morra tells us que their focus has always been on simple cremation and giving our families the peace of mind that we are experts at what we do and will care for their loved one with the utmost respect and dignity. There is no pressure by our staff for family members to buy more costly goods or services at the time of a loved one’s death, in this case panzone caliente.
We are being told que there has been two factor have arisen now que panzone has passed away. As his body lies here at the funeral home, there will be a hearing at our justice of the peace office precinct uno Christina Ocha Morgan, to see who will take panzones body. It seems que his ex wife Alicia Vela, panzones first wife, in which he next did, divorced told us this morning que he hopes to take panzone back with him, somewhere in Kansas. The other factor is panzones new wife Margarita Hinjosa joslin, tells us que panzone wanted his ashes be kept by her, at their newly build home que panzone had build for his new wife.
The courts will also determind who will keep panzones clothes and all his belongings. Again its looks like a awful thing to talk about but things need to get done in order to put panzone to rest. The cremation of panzone will happen this coming Wednesday. The body can be reviewed at the funeral home the next two days, and the funeral home folks tell us que they will be open 24 hours the next two days to make sure que panzones fans get to see him for the last time. El constable cadena told us que his staff will be on hand to handle the crowd control.
Well there you have raza the final days are here and we will keep you updated on who gets to keep panzone ashes, I am bill diaz, have a great day

panzone offical died 03102007

Cchwnn: its official panzone caliente died? 03102007.Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz, which this public announcement:
Yesterday afternoon at about 2:30 p.m. panzone caliente was shot three times and died at Michelle records studio, where two more persons were wounded. We also found out que Siloma Griffin Rueleas del groupo siloma del valle, was one of the two persons who shot but we don’t have an update on her conditions. We are being told by the recording studio representive said que ms. Griffin ruelas was recording and working con panzone on a cut of his new cd.
Authorities are telling us que after they raided the studio this morning around 10:30am, they found the bodies of several persons. One of the bodies was that of panzone caliente, ms griffin rueleas was found a short time after in one of the closets of the studio and her body guard was also wounded. All three have been taken to an undisclosed center for medical attention across the tracks.
Authorities have also placed a curfew to all residents on our side of the track and have cancelled all spring break programs for at least two days. The authorities are not saying much about this terrorists. But they did release an offical statetment on this matter:
El constable cadena along con su barrio security force 666 raided two locations this morning and arrested several individuals believed to be part of a terrorist group living in our hood. The constable also told us que at the studio three mask armed men entered the stubio and shot dead panzone caliente age 36. y also wounded two other persons. One of the wounded person has been confirmed as siloma griffin rueles age 27, and her body guard pancho cisco kid martinez age 34 was also wounded. The terrorist are believe to have escaped from the studio and are being sought by local law enforcement agencies.
At the location on third and wells, there were two barrio security force members died in a small bomb explosion yesterday afternoon and three were wounded an were taken to st pauls barrio medical center at the Westinghouse barrio mall. This morning raid, there was three arrested made, which names have not been released to us but we know que at least two terrorist were shot dead. El constable did not say mucho about panzone but we are expecting a press release sometime this weekend concerning his death.
Well folks it’s a bad way to start this spring break but at least we know que we got some of the bad guys. I am bill diaz con chicano cable hot wired news network, have a great tejano day.

bombing and killing panzone03092007

Cchwnn: exclusive coverage of bombing in the hood and shooting?03092007.Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am bill diaz con this news breaking news. there has been reports que several shoots were fired and que there is a stand off at this moment at the corner of wells and third st. its seems que el constable cadena y el ojo junior barrio security force 666 have engaged in a shoot out con several gang members at this moment. Let us go live con el general fideo vermcillee con this live feed:
El general: si bill I am here across the street from where el constable tells us que they have several individuals surrounded in this home. This location we are told is housing several gang members that were involved in the shooting of el ojo junior barrio private eye. This group is also are the ones that issued a warning to el constable live.
(gun fire and alarms going off in the back ground, a semiautomatic gun going off and a small bomb explosed near us). Wow man everybody down on the ground. Folks that was close and we are not sure what type of explosive that was but I do see several security forces members have been hit by that small bomb and los vato locos volunteer firefighters have been called to aid the injuired. Its really a mad house here folks.
Hold on folks we just got word que several shots have been fired at another location and we have just been informed que el panzone caliente has been killed on that other location we are trying to get to, so folks hang in here and we will try to keep you all informed on this new news breaking information, several armed men have been surrounded in two locations here in the hood and several security force members have either been killed or shot. And we are trying to confirm que at the other location que panzone caliente had been killed by a small bomb and we are tying to comfirm that.
I am general and now back to bill/..
Pesse hejola raza there are some much going on right now que we will be back con todo esto. Once again several shoots have been fired in the hood and several armed men are being surrounded in two different location here in the hood and que there have been some persons shot pero right now we heard que panzone caliente had been killed but we can not confirm this . anyhow we will be back. I am bill diaz.

funeral coverage for el ojo jr. 02212007 part 2

Westinghouse barrio mall special edition : el ojo junior funeral partone and two. 02212007.Cchwnn. Part one.
Speciall funeral coverage of EL ojo junior barrio private eye 022120.Cchwnn.Kingsville, Tex. Hello I am Gloria Guerra manager del Westinghouse barrio mall con this special coverage of el ojo junior funeral being held right here at our mall. Lets go to our live coverage at the MORRA FUNERAL HOME, and now con that report is General fideo Vermicelli.
Si Gloria I am el general here in front of Morra funeral home inside the mall where the viewing del EL ojo junior barrio private eye is being held. The body will be viewed till about 3:oo p.m. and then will be taken to a crematory an then will be stored on the second floor of the mall where el ojo barrio private academy is housed. A memorial service will be held at midnight tonight.
Security is really high here an lots of famous folks and raza have come down to share this sad moment. El constable tells us que additional guards were hired and that he is expecting panzone caliente to arrive around noon today. el constable tell us que barrio music award winner panzone caliente will have lots of security around him and no traffic will be allowed inside the parking lot of el mall and has block traffic for at least ten blocks. No type of cars or trucks will allowed in the area.
The car bomb that killed el ojo junior and several more folks was a childish act of pincha vato si huevos, said el ojo senior and promise to find them folks that did this. Anyhow lets go back to Gloria con this part of the story.
Si thanks general. I had a chance to speak con el ojo senior y el ojo tres on this whole matter:
El ojo: its really ruff to lose a son and then to lose him the way I did. Killing my son was childish act of vatos si huevos and uncalled for. The shooting of panzone and then kidnapping was solved by my son el ojo junior and his barrio security force 666. it is very possible que junior was on to something. we are still investigating this matter and don’t want to share to much on our leads we have.
El ojo tres: si like my dad said it was uncalled for and they are going to pay for it. Now that my dad has appointed me director for el ojo barrio private eye school, we will improve our educational skill on what we train our students for. Junior was very proud of his school and had a job placement of 90 percent after you graduated, and if he couldn’t find you a job he would hire you to work con su barrio security force 666. we hope to continue this tradition.
Ok guys I want to thank you tres y senior for your interview and giving us some time during this awful situation. Well folks there you have for right now, I am Gloria Guerra mall manager and covering the funeral of el ojo junior barrio private eye. Like senior says: we don’t want to solve the problem we want to be part of the problem.
Part two el funeral del el ojo barrio private eye.
Kingsville, tex. I am Blanca blancha blanco sitting in for Gloria Guerra who is covering this event for cchwnn. Lets go to Gloria now somewhere in the mall>
Si thank you Blanca, I am Gloria Guerra here at the morra funeral home where the el ojo junior body lies for viewing till about 3p.m. this afternoon.
We have some breaking news now, lets go to our roaming report el gerneral fideo :
Si Gloria we just got word that barrio music award winner and his crew have just left the mall area after spending a few hours inside the funeral home and at the office of el ojo barrio private eye. Security was real high this pass few days and hoping que this gangs would not make another attend to kill panzone. Back to Gloria.
Ok thanks general. Well as you can see this funeral has bought lots of musicians, public officals, and chingos de relatives have come to pay their last respect to el ojo junior barrio private. Back to blanca.
Thanks Gloria y el general. Well there you have it for today, the funeral for elojo junior barrio private eye, rest in peace.

funeral coverage for el ojo jr. 02212007

Special funeral coverage of EL ojo junior barrio private eye 022120.Cchwnn.Kingsville, Tex. Hello I am Gloria Guerra manager del Westinghouse barrio mall con this special coverage of el ojo junior funeral being held right here at our mall. Lets go to our live coverage at the MORRA FUNERAL HOME, and now con that report is General fideo Vermicelli.
Si Gloria I am el general here in front of Morra funeral home inside the mall where the viewing del EL ojo junior barrio private eye is being held. The body will be viewed till about 3:oo p.m. and then will be taken to a crematory an then will be stored on the second floor of the mall where el ojo barrio private academy is housed. A memorial service will be held at midnight tonight.
Security is really high here an lots of famous folks and raza have come down to share this sad moment. El constable tells us que additional guards were hired and that he is expecting panzone caliente to arrive around noon today. el constable tell us que barrio music award winner panzone caliente will have lots of security around him and no traffic will be allowed inside the parking lot of el mall and has block traffic for at least ten blocks. No type of cars or trucks will allowed in the area.
The car bomb that killed el ojo junior and several more folks was a childish act of pincha vato si huevos, said el ojo senior and promise to find them folks that did this. Anyhow lets go back to Gloria con this part of the story.
Si thanks general. I had a chance to speak con el ojo senior y el ojo tres on this whole matter:
El ojo: its really ruff to lose a son and then to lose him the way I did. Killing my son was childish act of vatos si huevos and uncalled for. The shooting of panzone and then kidnapping was solved by my son el ojo junior and his barrio security force 666. it is very possible que junior was on to something. we are still investigating this matter and don’t want to share to much on our leads we have.
El ojo tres: si like my dad said it was uncalled for and they are going to pay for it. Now that my dad has appointed me director for el ojo barrio private eye school, we will improve our educational skill on what we train our students for. Junior was very proud of his school and had a job placement of 90 percent after you graduated, and if he couldn’t find you a job he would hire you to work con su barrio security force 666. we hope to continue this tradition.
Ok guys I want to thank you tres y senior for your interview and giving us some time during this awful situation. Well folks there you have for right now, I am Gloria Guerra mall manager and covering the funeral of el ojo junior barrio private eye. Like senior says: we don’t want to solve the problem we want to be part of the problem.

panzone caliante rest cancelled 02192007

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: PANZONE CALIENTE FEST CANCELLED.Cchwnn.02192007.Kingsville,tex. Once again I am General fideo Vermicelli, with an update on the car bombing that happened this passed week. Before we go any further this is all make believe and hope que you haven’t gone an bought a gun to protect yourself. Well cause I did.
I am standing in front of Morras Funeral home here at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The south part of the mall has reopened and business as usually. There have been no arrested made on concerning this bombing.
But all the festivities were cancelled this weekend due to the fact que there are forces out there that want panzone caliente die. At the present time the where about of panzone and all his family, cousins, relatives, and just plain folks are not known. But the good news is that constable cadena has some leads. But for now el ojo barrio private y his third son el ojo tress will be taking over the el ojo junior barrio private school located here at the mall.
So lets go over the facts of what we know:1.We know as a fact que 10 people members of panzone’s fan club have been arrested for their involvement in the kidnapping of panzone.2. An increase of violence has erupted this passed few weeks due to the fact que this new gang named. This group has ties con a radical ass- hole group called T.I.C.HECK. I.E. WE ARE NOT sure what they stand for but we do know que this group is well formed inside our hood. 3. the car bombing killed several folks and the investigating team tells us que the folks that blew this car up knew what they were doing.
The funeral for el ojo junior will be this coming Wednesday. Any make believe donation should be made out to our creator, or just leave blank. Anyhow the constable wants you all to know que there is a reward of 100 pounds of recycle cans being offered for any information pertaining to this bombing and killing.
Well a few words on this matter. The killing of this innocence people happens all over the world on a daily bases. Its just a matter of time que we all will be subjects of this kind of treat. I am el general fideo vermicelli

car bomb kills several at westinghouse barrio mall 02192007

Exclusive report: car bomb kills several at westinghouse barrio mall.Cchwnn. 02192007/Kingsville,tx. Hello I am bill Diaz here in front of our Westinghouse barrio mall where el constable cadena y law dogs from across the track are investigating a car bomb that struck the north end of the mall where our hero panzone caliente was to perform this weekend. Our report tells us que three security guards along con el ojo junior barrio private eye were killed when the explosion struck the parking lot.
An increase of violence has erupted this passed few weeks due to the fact que this new gang named. This group has ties con a radical ass- hole group called T.I.C.HECK. I.E. WE ARE NOT sure what they stand for but we do know que this group is well formed inside our hood.
El constable tells us que he got a phone call from them taking responsibility for the bombing where several were killed and 30 wounded. El constable is thinking about asking for federal help in solving this bombings an has imposed a vehicle ban everywhere west of the corner of wells and third street down to ella street up to north 14th street and than back to ave. e and then left to west ave I and then up the street to wells again and turn right and go ten blocks and stop and turn right and along the Armstrong trail and then up to corral. If you are in those areas please make sure that you stop at those check points for now.
Once again a car bomb has struck the westinghouse barrio mall and several have been killed along con el ojo junior barrio private. We will have more details later. I am bill diaz, y keep your eyes and ears open raza.

panzone calienta 02142007case

Update on panzone caliente case:02142007.Ccwhnn.Kingsville,tx. Hello once again I am alcardio samudio alley reporter for cchwnn con a totally update on panzone caliente kidnapping and return alive. First of all lets clear the air a bit. Panzone was rescued a few days ago from his captives and 12 persons were arresested, now with that report is el ojo junior barrio private eye.
Elojojr: as we reported que the names of the leader of the gang that kidnapped panzone is Javier ruelas, along con c.l. west, floyd barrera, a.s. Rodriquez, Roberto, Juan, chuy, and Emilio barrientes. The two females were Juanita Garza y Susie Mota. It is reported que all of this ten persons were devoted fan club members and we are told now que they wanted to make sure que panzone didn’t died in the hands of that barrio medical center. Our sources tell us que esta group claimed to be part of panzones fan club but our investigation findings tell us que they belong to a much bigger fish. This group has ties con a radical ass hole group called T.I.C.HECK. I.E. WE ARE NOT sure what they stand for but we do know que this group is well formed inside our hood.
We have made arrangement con barrio groups such as let me put the finger on you and so other find folks to help us locate them in the hood.
This just in we are told by Gloria Guerra que security will be at its highest level tomorrow when panzone will make his first appearances since last nov. when he got shot at the mall and then kidnapped at the mall medical center. For some reason or another panzone has had no real luck here.
Our secret sources tell us que they might make another effort to free their group members from across town jail but that too is on high alert. All this has brought panic to our hood and the increase sales of guns and bullets and vests is on a surge. Where will this all lead to? Now back to alcardio.
Thank you ojo. Well there you have it folks and one last note.
To the organizers of this TICHECKIE group you aint going to win so you might as well give it up pal/ we here in the hood will stand behind our panzone till the day he dies. Finally we want to talk to el constable cadena on his efforts.
El constable: well al as you can see el ojo y su security barrio force 666 are on full alert. I am working at this moment con the gang department from across the tracks to see if we can crack this case soon. Esta groupo de pendejos wont get it there way. We have beef security all over the hood for tomorrow and hope que things will go smooth.
Ok el constable thanks. Well there you have I am alcardio samuido for cchwnn.

panzone found alive

Barrio breaking news: panzone calienta found alive! Cchwnn 02092007. Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con this barrio breaking news, with that report lets go to el ojo junior barrio private and owner of barrio security force 666, somewhere in the hood.
El ojo: si bill, we have so good news and that is que we have just found barrio music award winner panzone caliente alive. Mr. caliente was found at a house on the edge of night and the corner of wells street . we are not sue of the conditions of mr. caliente is in but our vato locos volunteer firefighters were called in to assist panzone. The law dogs from across the track have come in an takend over this case, along con el constable cadena.
Who or whom was responsible for kidnapping el panzone, we are not sure but the constable tells us que a press hearing will be held tomorrow morning to give us full details on this case. But for now Panzone caliente has been found alive at the edge of night and corner of wells street. Back to bill.
Ok ojo can you tells us on how many people were involved in this kidnapping? Elojo: no bill the constable will have this infor for all of us tomorrowing morning but we are aware that at least ten people have been arrested in regard to this case.
Ok thanks again ojo. Well there you have raza, finally panzone is coming home , I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
_________________your business is our businee and my business is none of your business

panzone return of panzoe 02092007

Exclusive update on the return of panzone caliente!02092007.Cchwnn.Kingsville, TX. Hi I am bill Diaz with this exclusive press coverage of panzone caliente return. Let us go now con el general fideo vermicelli.
General: we are here in front of our command post 918 north Armstrong attending a press conference on the return of panzone caliente. Now lets listen to our own constable cadena:
Constable: yesterday afternoon around 4:00pm central time, el constable y el ojo junior con su barrio security force 666 surround a farm house right at the edge of night in the hood. The constable got a lead que panzone was been held. The raid also includes the law dogs from across the tracks y los vatos locos volunteer firefighters 811 unit. As you might remember que panzone was kidnapped from the st. Paul medical center here at the mall and was in a coma.
When they raided the facilities, they found panzone tied to a pole in the middle of the room. It seemed que panzone had come out of his coma, the conditions of panzone were good and he is now at a secret location for his own safety. The constable has arrested ten people and three were shot yesterday. The conditions of those shot are good and will be booked this afternoon across the tracks. The ordeal was an awful one for our friend and hero panzone caliente, and the whole hood are glad que he is back and in good health and safe.
The name of the leader of this gang is Javier ruelas, along con c.l. west, floyd barrera, a.s. Rodriquez, Roberto, Juan, chuy, and Emilio barrientes. The two females were Juanita Garza y Susie Mota. It is reported que all of this ten persons were devoted fan club members and we are told now que they wanted to make sure que panzone didn’t died in the hands of that barrio medical center.
So as you can see it’s going to be a heck of case for those who will handle this case in court. On one hand we have a kidnapping and on the other he was kidnapped to make sure he lived. And the end results was panzone did come out of his coma and doing better. Pesse hejola.
I am el general fideo vermicelli, now back to bill diaz.
Ok thanks general, please keep us informed on this case. I am bill diaz and happy to say que panzone caliente is back and well, have a great tejano day.

panzone caliante kidnapped from medical center12162006

Cchwnn news break: Panzone caliante kidnapped from medical center:12162006.
Kingsville, Texas: hello once again I am fideo vermicelli con this barrio news breaking news. It has been reported to us by el constable cadena y el ojo barrio private que at 2:32 pm today a group of men dressed like doctors and emergency crew walked into st. pauls medical center here at the Westinghouse barrio mall and kidnapped barrio music award winner panzone caliante from his hospital room. The where about for this men and panzone are not known at this moment.
We want to go now to the medical center where el dr. chon chingo chon has some very important issues concerning panzones medical conditions:
Dr.ccc: hello as it has been reported that panzone caliante was kidnapped this afternoon at 2:32 pm. along con panzone the men that did this were very aware of panzones health and were able to steal lots of medical stuff that would have been needed to keep panzone alive. That is all we have to say but we want to let those people that kidnapped panzone que bring him back because he is in need of lots of medical care.
El ojo: we have join forces con law enforcement security guards from both sides of the tracks looking for a white van that looks like an ambulance. If anyone has seen this ambulance please write to us as soon as you can.
Constable cadena: Because of the formality and unforgiving nature of this case and its on going proceedings, it is critical that you remain calm and we will make sure que we will get panzone back successfully and we will make sure que those who are involved con todos estos de panzone will go to go jail on this federal criminal matters.
Ok thank you to all three of you for keeping us informed on this developing story, the kidnapping de panzone caliante, I a fideo I will be back,

panzone calinte update shooting 12092006 update

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Panzone calinete medical update 12092006 part one: Cchwnn:
Hello, y como estan? I am General fideo vermicelli, with the number one barrio news network con this,
news breaking news this Friday evening. Wanting to make sure that when you go to bed tonightl, you will have the band leader Panzone Clainte who by the way was shot five times outside the Westinghouse barrio mall as he walked to his touring van a few days ago in your prayers.
Our coverage tonight might be in two parts:
the investigation behind panzone’s shooting and a medical update on his present conditions. We sorry if we have to break give it too yo in two editions but that’s the only way we can make you get all this bull shit down.
The investigation: First of all, lets go to our roaming report veronica la Lebanese at the Westinghouse barrio mall area:
(at the mall parking lots some where in lala land)
Si como estan yo soy veronica la Lebanese y thank you general. The private investigators that has been assigned to this investigation es el ojo junior barrio private and owner of barrio security force 666. now here are his comments a few moments ago.
El ojo jr,: at the present time we have been unable to speak con panzone who is presently in a coma and that will be discussed sometime tonight on his present conditions.
Our investigation has lead us to some new facts that we would want to announce on how and why panzone was shot. At our last press conference there was talk about panzone shooting himself. We can now say que panzone was shot five times by several people based on some reliable witness and now have five persons that we are wanting to interview concerning this matter. The names of this persons will not be released until contacted. If any charges will be filed we will make sure que cchwnn will be the first to know. The reasons why panzone was shot are still not clear. We will not take any question at the moment and we want to thank you Ronnie for your coverage and wanting to make sure dear, que if anyone in hood ever ever need any thing just let us know, el ojo barrio private agency.
Ok thanks junior on that new information que five suspects have been picked up and might be charged sometime tonight, yes that’s right general five persons will be charged real soon. ok lets go back el general, I am veronica la lebenase with an special update on the shooting of panzone caliante.
El general: oh Ronnie, thanks, but I really don’t think que el ojo said anything that you just concluded about having five person charged? But were just make believe news , and as we all know que the real news does it all the time so why not. Now lets take a word count and will be right back with a medical up date.
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panzone calinte update shooting 12092006

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:52 pmPost subject: Panzone caliante update part two the medical update 12092006
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------exCLUSIVE REPORT: THE CONDITIONS OF PANZONE CALAINTE. Part two medical update. 12092006.
Kingsville, tex.: hello I am el general fideo vermicelli con an update on the on going investigation del shooting del barrio music award winner Panzone Caliante.
Let us go to our part two, panzone’s medical status. As you might recall que panzone was brought to the mall where few barrio doctors that work here at st. pauls medical center reported to us que he is not out of trouble yet a few days ago. In addition, panzones conditions were not helped since it took them several hours to get medical attention, due to the lack of insurances causing panzone to fall into a deep coma and has not recovered yet. But lets introduce our barrio doctor in charge of St. Pauls medical center Dr. Chon chingo Chon and is caring for panzone.
Si thank you general, right, yo soy el doctor CHON CHINGO CHON, and I have been asked to speak on panzone’s present conditions. A few days ago we mention que panzone was in a coma status. Panzones injurious come from one of five guns shoots that stuck mr. panzone caused a servere head injury. We However are very sadden, que panzone has not regain consciousness, both reactivity and perceptivity are not present. Reactivity and perceptivity are necessary for a state of awareness. It is often the case that some parts of perceptivity such as speech and self care must be relearned in this case we are not sure if that will be possible. We have learned in the pass que here in el barrio About 5% to 10% of all coma patients are incapable of conscious behavior, and end up vegetative, which most of the public think of as prolonged coma.
We are recommending que panzone be admitted to our special st pauls medical Coma Rehab unit, where our aims would be to stimulate arousal of comatose and try to rehabilitate panzone to a higher level of functioning. We are hoping que our Coma Recovery team will evaluate panzones comatose and hoping to designs individualized stimulation programs that can be carried out by panzone’s ' families. We believe que for now panzones Family and many other support groups have volunteer to provided such care for free.
We here at the st pauls medical center will give panzone free room but all his medical bill will be charged to his foundation that has been established to pay for this make believe story (Hey other people have done it so why not).
That is all I have for now, I am dr. chon chingo chon head doctor here at our st pauls medical center. Ok thank you doctor.
Now a few words from this reporter on this information pertaining to panzone y su medical care:
"Here's a typical barrio scenario: if dr chon , a barrio physician decides to have a specialist evaluate his patient, in this case panzone, what would be the the first step in allowing another medical opinion.. we are sure que this new doctor would first have to get authorization from the health plan, which is typically done over the phone, in this case the family in charge of any money that the foundation has. El doctor would have to fills out a st. pauls medical referral, make copies of panzones charts, and mails it via barrio express to the specialist. This specialist from across the tracks will sees charts and visit con panzone and returns his or her evaluation in writing. The whole process can take as long as 10 days, and in four out of 5 times such results or requests simply gets lost in the system."
Of course, we can make a lot more of assumptions on panzones conditions an what went on at this medical center., we know one thing is true an that is que any number of activities went on in the hospital in trying to help panzone, many taking place outside of the operating room that barrio surgeons had nothing to do with. Even if this operating room was not the right one for such a terrible injuiry, the assumption that the surgeon’s were in control were ever true, since they also play as receptions to the center , and it has became less and less true as operating rooms became more complex and the persons on whom the surgeon depended became more specialized and educated keeping records of bills and files instead of their medical duties. But all this is,is just another story., I am el general fideo vermicelli con this medical up de panzone caliante. For the cchwnn have a great evening.
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the conditions of panzone calainte pt2

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: THE CONDITIONS OF PANZONE CALAINTE. Part two 11292006.
Kingsville, tex.: hello I am el ojo junior barrio private eye and I am in charge of the on going investigation del shooting del barrio music award winner Panzone Caliante. We would like to introduce our barrio doctor in charge of St. Pauls medical center Dr. Chon chingo Chon.
Si thank you ojo, yo soy el doctor CHON CHINGO CHON, and I have been asked to speak on panzone’s present conditions. Here is our official statement on his conditions:
First of all let me explain what is a coma. A Coma is an extended period of unconsciousness from which a person cannot be aroused even with the most painful stimuli. Panzones injurious come from one of five guns that stuck mr. panzone caused a servere head injury.
In pazone’s case he has small caliber bullet logged in his brain. The bullet is a bit off The brain and spinal cord make up the central nervous system. Somehow the bullet entered panzone at the cranium (the top of the skull) surrounds and protects the brain. The spinal cord is surrounded by vertebrae (hollow spinal bones). Also, it seems que some muscles serve to pad and support the spine have been damaged.
The second bullet entered panzone at the right hip, right below waist and above the left leg. Now the third bullet entered the left inferior lobe - the bottom lobe of the lung on the left side of the body, and the fourth shoot hit his liver and the fifth bullet entered and exited his left foot.
So as you can see mr. panzone has lots of injurious and we are waiting to see if panzone will come out of this coma. Most comas do not last longer than four weeks. The bullet is not causing any bleeding yet, in a coma shift to a persistent vegetative state, in which panzone’s breathing, maintaining normal blood pressure, digesting and eliminating foods continues without the patient's awareness.
We are hoping que panzone will begin to emerge from this coma. However, to regain consciousness, both reactivity and perceptivity must be present. Reactivity and perceptivity are necessary for a state of awareness. It is often the case that some parts of perceptivity such as speech and self care must be relearned. And just for your information, Statistic tell us que Every ten minutes head injury claims the life of another child and Head trauma is the number one cause of death and disability among people between the ages of 1 and 44., and finally About 5% to 10% of all coma patients are incapable of conscious behavior, and end up vegetative, which most of the public think of as prolonged coma.
That is all I have for now, I am dr. chon chingo chon head doctor here at our st pauls medical center. Ok and I am el ojo barrio private eye. We will continue to provide la raza con information pertaining to our barrio hero. You know that hero’s never ever die. I am el ojo junior barrio private eye. And our slogan : I don’t want to solve your problem I want to be part of the problem.
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panzone calinte update shooting 11282006

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: THE CONDITIONS OF PANZONE CALAINTE. Cchwnn 11/28/2006.
Kingsville, tex: como estan I am el general fideo vermicelli this afternoon we were able to attend a press hearing conducted by el ojo junior barrio private and owner of barrio security force 666 consider the shooting of el barrio music award winner Panzone caliante. El ojo jr,: at the present time we have been unable to speak con panzone who is presently in a coma. The few barrio doctors that work here at st. pauls medical center have reported to us que he is not out of trouble yet. Since it took them several hours to get medical attention, he fell into a deep coma and has not come back yet. Now dealing with this case,Was it attempted murder or attempted suicide? That's the question that launches many here in the barrio, and all barrio law enforcement looking into this case. Many of your antagonist may wish to confound police and detectives into believing that an attempted death was self-inflicted; it's our detective's job to determine otherwise. We have kept all our options opened . but are confounded with not enough clues to solve the mystery? First we will be looking for a definitions involved this case. Was it attempted murder, attempted manslaughter, could it have been a self defense, or just plain attempted suicide? We have had some witness come up and tell us what they saw, and right now we do have definitions that are pretty consistent with our on going investigation, but with the right information provided we will be able to piece our results of this terrible insistent but we do want to remind you that the boundaries can be blurred, either accidentally or by design. We do not want to imply ,for instance, que it was an attempted murders can be made to resemble suicides, or manslaughter can become murder if sufficient motive and premeditation can be proved. We are making sure que we don’t make a mistake an claim to be a suicide staged to look like a murder. We hope to have more details within a few days. Ok raza there you have it with the latest on this case, I am el general fideo vermicelli, from our command post here in Kingsville tx.
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panzone calinte update shooting 11252006

Cchwnn: panzone clanite barrio music award winner shoot update: 11252006.
Now from our command post here is fideo vermcille. Como estan raza and we have an update on our friend panzone clainte who was shot yesterday five times at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Lets now go to our own constable cadena con his press release on this serious make believe bull shit:
Como estan I am constable cadena with an update del panzone calinte:
Panzone clainte , 47, was found just outside the Westinghouse barrio mall with several gunshots to his torso, according to the cchwnn. Investigators from el ojo junior barrio private eye agency barrio force666, el ojo junior, believe that panzone wounds might have been self-inflicted, but won't know for a few days whether a handgun found in the vehicle was the same as that responsible .
Panzone calinte founded his group in 1975, along with their brothers pewee and his first cousin Juanito calinte. The group became an important part of the barrio music scene in the early '80s and was one of the first winners of barrio music awards in 2003.
Panzone, lead singer and guitarist for the group, frequently used a vocoder voice- distortion box for his lead vocals. The group's future-funk and conjunto vibe provided its own style transition between the sloppy grooves of combos in the late '70s and the early electro foundations of hip-hop conjunto in the early '80s. Later in the decade, Panzone went solo and earned a crossover hit with the record "I love mi gorda" He later rejoined the family group under the moniker panzone clanite y su fojos.
He will remain in the hospital till further notice. No one has been arrested yet but we do have our barrio experts working in trying to solve this bad situation. The recent findings indicate que this shoots might have been self-inflicted but we are not sure at this moment. We will have another update tomorrow morning. Thank you and no questions.
Ok raza there you have it from our constable cadena on the status of one of our super barrio stars. I am fideo vermicelli from our command post here in Kingsville, texas.
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Cchwnn news break: PANZONE CLAINTE Y SUS FLOJOS shot at mall? 2006 #1

Cchwnn news break: PANZONE CLAINTE Y SUS FLOJOS shot at mall?
11252006:
hello raza como estan I am General fideo vermicelli con this news breaking news, it was reported yesterday afternoon the band leader Panzone Clainte was shot five times outside the Westinghouse barrio mall as he walked to his touring van. El constable cadena will have a press release and a news conferences sometime today.
It was also reported que Panzone was taken to St. Pauls medical center and later transferred to a hospital across the tracks. His present condition is not known. The law dogs from both sides of the tracks are looking for several low riders who had been seen talking to panzone right before he was shot. There are no details why they would have shot panzone.
Again, Panzone Clainte was shot five times yesterday afternoon as he was leaving the Westinghouse barrio mall. A press conferences will be held sometime this afternoon. We will keep you informed on his conditions and any information regarding this shooting. I am el general fideo vermicelli from our command post here in Kingsville, texas. Oh hope you had a great thanksgiving.
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11252006:
hello raza como estan I am General fideo vermicelli con this news breaking news, it was reported yesterday afternoon the band leader Panzone Clainte was shot five times outside the Westinghouse barrio mall as he walked to his touring van. El constable cadena will have a press release and a news conferences sometime today.
It was also reported que Panzone was taken to St. Pauls medical center and later transferred to a hospital across the tracks. His present condition is not known. The law dogs from both sides of the tracks are looking for several low riders who had been seen talking to panzone right before he was shot. There are no details why they would have shot panzone.
Again, Panzone Clainte was shot five times yesterday afternoon as he was leaving the Westinghouse barrio mall. A press conferences will be held sometime this afternoon. We will keep you informed on his conditions and any information regarding this shooting. I am el general fideo vermicelli from our command post here in Kingsville, texas. Oh hope you had a great thanksgiving.
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middle east corrrespondents 2007

Exclusive edition: la voice from the middle east.02072007.Somewhere in Iran/Persia: hello once again from our darkest room in the world I am Daniel the creator of this wacky world. Well since we got into this war we have been relying on those different world wide news networks que keeps us informed on war matters. We here and you there, felt que how could our barrio play a role in that war. Well we went to a friendly country of Iran and hired un vato que seemed kinda chicano and spoke Spanish like we do. After long hours of drinking home made wine and a few cheap beers we all agreed to hired esta vato.
Let me introduce our new middle east expert correspondent Senor Aref Agapito Basir Gonzales Bina.El senor Bina is a college graduate from some college in good usa. And is also a graduate from some business college in good ole usa. Now a few words from our man in the middle east Bina.
AABGB: tank u dan and I want to tell all the good cowboys in americaaaa that you are very goode too me. My newest job here with cchwnn is to cover the middle east war and the haapy things that come with war. So not all the tings we see on that American tube is truu. So its veady important that you get the right info and keep a clean open mind…and keep americaaa clean.
Ok thanks Bina (beaner). Well there you have it. We sure hope que we can close the gap on the middle east issue. I am Daniel the creator…

country pancho y county leroy cd 2006

Barrio music update con blanca blanck blanco. Cchwnn 04142006.
Once again como estan I am blanca blanck blanco con esta special music update. Well as you could expect it. Sooner than later soon conjunto had to come out con chingos de protest songs or corrios de the wars around the world. Well believe it or not our boys are at it again. Country pancho y county Leroy are in the studio right now working on their fourth cd titled: “proud to be an American pero hejola”.
Proud to be an American pero hejola was influenced says country pancho by our report on the increase of concrete blocks y the sells of gas masks. So esto two hillbillies chicanos came up with five songs for their new cd. They also tell us que the wars that are going on all over the world was another factor. You see estos vatos have cable tv and are up to date con current events.
Anyhow here are the titles of this news breaking cd that will tell the way things are really are:
1. I’m an American. 2. Nuevo Laredo will never be the way it use to be. 3. its not them mojos it’s the cartel were after. 4. building me a bunker and buy myself a couple of gas masks. 5. just another day, 24/7.
Well folks there you have it . we claim the first cycber protest cd del barrio on world issues. Pesse hejola… I am triple b.

la ondaman interview for 2006

Cchwnn: exclusive interview con El ONDAMAN. 03242006Hello once again raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con an exclusive interview we conducted a few days ago in New Mexico con a Tejano Fanatic, named El Ondaman. A few days ago on our way back from cyber space we decided to stop in the New Mexico, the land of enchantment. If you ever want to see the most beautiful sunset, visit the state of New Mexico. Man oh man it?s a site to see. Our visit con El ondaman lets us discover lots of things that many of us just didn?t know about him. Con todo esto here is our interview. Somewhere along the border of Texas and New Mexico.
Bd: hello Mr. ondaman how is we today, and I just want to thank you for allowing us to visit with you and conduct this interview: Ondaman: hello there Mr. Diaz. BTW, we're situated much more towards the border of Arizona con New Mexico. Gracias for the interview. When I saw your old ford station wagon I said mira esos locos. What are they smoking in that pipa? Luego I recognized that it was the cchwnn crew.
Bd: that?that’s great, ondaman, no wonder it seemed like a long way over here. Lets start right off con your dialog with another poster named Albert. It seems que sometimes you have gotten into some real heavy debate issues, would you want to comment on this?
Ondaman: Well, Albert's a good guy, but I don't agree with all of the comments he's made. Tejano is a small market compared to Norteño, but the thing is that Tejano music grows on you and once it does you just can't stop having enough. As for Norteño music you tend to get bored of it fast. The only thing Norteño is good for is when you wanna go drinking with your buddies y quieres get drunk and party. And even then we tend to get bored of it and the rest of the night it's Puro Tejano Jams and English jams blaring from the speakers. This all in my opinion of course.
Bd: being raised in new mexico, would you say que the music you listen to was a bit different then what it is in texas?
Ondaman: There are similarities in the New Mexico music and Tejano music. The difference is that the New Mexico music beat is way too fast for my liking and a little too off-beat. Also, the vocalists here don't hold a candle to Tejano music's top vocalists. There's potential singers/bands, but they need to work at it here.
Bd: I see that you live in el paso, texas, as a Texan, how did you get so involved con la onda tejana?
Ondaman: Well the first time I lived in El Paso I was still in elementary school and would hear it on KBNA when my parents had the station playing in the car. I was too young and not into the music, but when we lived there in 1993 I was already in High School and some of the first bands that caught my attention were La Sombra, Shelly Lares, Mazz, Ram Herrera, La Mafia, Little Joe, Los Fabulosos Cuatro, Selena, Culturas, Fama, Laura Canales, Pio Treviño y Majic, David Lee Garza y Los Musicales, Fandango USA, etc. From then forward I have never stopped buying all this great Tejas style of music.
Bd:wow those are some heavy folks there. In your observation from the different postings on la onda tejana, what direction do you think que La onda is headed? Ondaman: That is a difficult question. As a Tejano music listener, I would like to say I see nothing but good things for Tejano music's future, but as a realist, unless we get more promotion for the music we love, Tejano music is at a standstill. Tejano music has a vast amount of potential, but many people don't promote it. Yes, we have the internet and online radio and all of these tools have greatly helped our onda. We are in a better state than what we were seven years ago, but we need more than just online, since not all Tejanos have the internet. Musicwise, I think Tejano music is getting better and better. That magic of the 80's needs to be sprinkled on today's recordings also. Get some great producers and arrangers, because there are many bands with potential. Also, the fans NEED to support by hearing Tejano radio in their cars or at work, buy the CD's with your favorite artists and songs, and attend Tejano events and concerts. We fans can make a major positive difference.
Bd: if you were in charge of present music business, what changes would you make in terms of la onda tejana ? exposure, marketing,etc?.if any ? Ondaman: Marketing for sure. Promote Tejano music as much as I could. Get people to know Tejano music. Make it their first choice in any music selection. Definitely make sure that the real Tejano stations get each and every artists demos. Make sure that the stations and DJ's have an email address where the artists can email their songs for airplay. I would also make sure the CD's were stocked in every Wal-Mart across the nation and also every Music shop in every Mall across the country. Make sure every mom & pop store was well stocked. BTW, I would put a new single in rotation every four months. I hear singles off of artists new CD's and that's the only song, from the whole CD, and they'll play it for almost 10 months.
Bd: what are some of your plans for this 2006 tejano year? Ondaman: Keep buying Tejano music and making others aware of the great CD's coming out. Also making sure that the radio DJ contacts I know, are playing the new music from both upcoming artists AND also established artists.
Bd: well sir it has been a pleasure spending sometime with you sir, is there any final words you would want to share us? Ondaman: Just to keep nuestra onda going and do not let anyone bring us down in our efforts. Diosito es muy grande and he will help us keep nuestra musica going. Thank you very much and let me get in my truck and help jumpstart your 1975 Ford Cadillac whatever. LOL.
Bd: thanks you sir.and that was a 1979 whatever ford, man that’s funny, lol.Well raza I think we did accomplish what we had set ourselves off to do, and that was get closer to our friend el ondaman. Many many times we read postings from different folks but we really never get real close to them and see where they are coming from. In this case, thanks el ondaman. I am bill Diaz. Have a great tejano day.

old inteview con tejano roze y sueno

Cchwnn: exclusive interview con el Grupo Sueno>03272006 Hello raza I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con today's very special exclusive interview con Tejano RoZe, Dream Team Management Team, de grupo Sueno, now lets go to that interview somewhere around dallas, texas> BBB: Hello ms. TR, can you give us a little background on when the grupo Sueno?TR: Grupo Sueno has been around for going on 5 years. These guys have more than paid their dues. Being on their own label, they tend to work hard for what they are paying out of their pockets to do. Bbb: that's an odd statement, why is that? TR: Why? Because they really believe in this band. Grupo Sueño is a brotherhood within. These guys are like brothers, always hanging out together, partake in each other's family lives. When you see one of them out and about, you are to surely see most of the band hanging out with him. BBB: D o you believe this kind of friendships holds a band together? TR: I truly believe that one of the main reasons why these guys are being successful is because of the chemistry they have on stage. They know each other's thoughts, and respect the front men. There are 7 leaders in this band, no dictators. They all listen and respect one another. Right before they go on stage, they bow down and pray to our Lord, and then they all say "Let's have some fun"! Bbb: that is far out, can you give us a breakdown on the band members and the role they play within the band? TR: Carl Gomez and Isaac Gonzalez are the 2 vocalists in the band. Carl is the main, and Isaac is back-up. Isaac, aka "Iceman", is the coordinator and songwriter of the band. Besides playing Bass, he also belts out a tune or 2. He's got a great voice range. Alvino Torres (Guitarist), and Gabriel Gonzalez (keys) are ex-original Stampede members. We were lucky enough to recruit them and we are happy that they really believe in this band. Timmy Trevino is our drummer. For only being 15 yrs old, this kid can hang with the big guns. I can imagine this kid winning awards when he's 20. He's awesome and a great asset to the band. Matt Calderon (percussionist) and Abel Casillas (squeeze box man) have been with the band since their conception. Abel has composed a great polkita, which will be in the CD. So much talent in this band.Benny Treviño (Manager) and Joe Chapa (Manager#2 and Promoter) have so much faith in Sueño. They bust their butts trying to help the guys reach the top. I consider myself lucky to associate myself with such admirable human beings. They help create the band. Bbb: how versital is el Grupo Sueno? TR: Grupo Sueño is the most versital band in DFW. They are listed under Tejano and R&B. When they are not performing at Tejano venues, the same band members have created a band called "Tekila Sol" when they perform out of the Tejano genre. They play anything from K.C and The Sunshine Band to Maroon 5. And as great they sound on stage in Tejano, they really kick azz in R&B, Top 40, Funk, and Pop. There are no limits to this band. BBB: Can you give us an idea of some of the travel the band has had within the last few years? TR; They have traveled all around Texas and many states up north with their music. Earning one fan at a time. When these guys get off stage, they love to mingle, dance with their fans, and be themselves, when I have seen other bands go to the bus, or backstage and refuse to sign autographs until the end of the night. They are great guys. Ordinary Joes with a dream. BBB: OK you know in the pass we have shared our views on different matters, can you share some information about you? TR: About me. Hmmmm..well where should I begin? LolI am from West Texas and I am in love with TEJANO MUSIC. Being such a Tejano Diva, I have been involved in the Tejano industry for over 20 years, and I have aquired such great friends in the business. I am an awesome vocalist and have performed with my own and many other bands. I now have been working with Dallas' Elite band, Grupo Sueño, for 3.5 years. I wear many hats here, and being such a devoted member, I am now part of the band's management team. Working close to the band manager, and promoter has taught me so much. I am now a promoter amongst other roles. Grupo Sueño is a rising Tejano Talent that will make a mark in the industry. BBB: Do you think your passed experiences has helped el grupo sueno? TR: I am proud that I have made a difference with them. In addition, I created Grupo Sueño's website for the fans who want to know more about the band. I have dedicated it to the fans, because without them, the band would not have existed. That is why you will see many fans' pictures posted on there. Because it is about THEM. I love the website. I have spent countless hours building it, and it just keeps on growing. We have the largest Tejano band website around,and we are proud of it. BBB: Can you give us an idea of your kinda style of music? TR: I am a soulful singer with a strong voice and great range. Not only do I perform with tejano bands, I also performed with Mariachis. I think I like singing Mariachi better. :) I work for a great Spanish speaking newspaper (#1 in N. Texas), and one of the thrills of working there, I have met many great artists. This also has many great advantages. I am an avid Tejano supporter, and I have been for many years and will continue to be till the end of my time. and not only that,I know I will also someday return to performing with my own band again BBB: Now tell us about this Dream Dolls idea? TR: Ever heard of the Bud light girls? Well.........New to the Tejano scene, are Grupo Sueño's Dream Dolls. Letty Mota and Vero Vargas have been enlightening the band's fans with their hard work in Grupo Sueño's merchandise sales, promotions, and dancing on stage. These ladies have done an outstanding job in promoting the band and doing charitable work for the community. Sueño Dream Dolls have been a part of the band since 2005. Look for them at our big shows and outside events!Bbb: When is the CD coming out? TR: Now that's a great question! LOLBeing that we have no support by recording labels, or anything like that, the guys are pretty much paying out of their pockets. I had no idea how expensive it is to record one CD. But we feel it's a good thing because we will not wind up owing any label anything and being a chicken on a hotplate, so to speak. No one is making money off of the guys, so what they make, is exactly what they keep. It's tough to keep up with the expenses, so that is back up mula. Lol! The CD is complete, but there are those "plus, plus, plus", and that gets very expensive. But I guarantee it will be out very soon! OK????LOL I have already heard the tracks and they sound so awesome. Most of the songs are definitely hits! This will be a "must have"! So to all you Sueño Faz and Sueño Tribers, patience is a virtue! Your anticipation will pay off! I promise! Bbb: wow, we didn't realize all that, TR is there any last words you would want to share with us? TR: Please come and visit our website at www.gruposueno.comWe have a great website with contests giving out all kinds of goodies, and talk to the guys on our message board. The guys loves their fans very much! BBB: we want to thank you TR for your time and sharing all this information about el grupo SUENO> TR: Thank you Blanca for your support, and thank you for asking to interview us. We are very grateful. The one and only *Tejano RoZe* BBB: well there you have raza from el grupo Sueno, kicking some doors down as they move on, in their great future en la onda tejana, hey have a great tejano day.

frankie firme interview for 2005

“Hello Frankie”….
Orale, David. Welcome back to the Land of 1000 Dances. Doing great, thanks . How are you?

“On all your travels”….Steven, Pepe and I were welcomed warmly by the Gente in Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. We were honored to be at the Tejano R.O.O.T.S Hall of Fame Ceremony in Alice, and we met a lot of real good people. We got to party con Mario & MaryAnn “DHOC” Gonzalez, Bobby Butler, Ham Guerrero and his son Alfredo, their lovely Ladies, and the guys from The Latin Express Band were simply “in the zone”. Of course Crazy Chuy Hernandez and I came in our customary Zoot Suits, and The Latin Express Band opened things up with a “pachuco boogie” song in our honor, publicly welcoming Steven Chavez, Pepe Marquez, and myself. Everywhere we went and met the Gente, the food , drink, and love flowed. It was a truly memorable experience. On the way back, we stopped in San Antonio and were guests of Robert and Dolores Gonzalez, and they made us a feast, and gifts of music. Crazy Chuy Hernandez and his family gave us a real nice personal tour of Dallas and San Antonio.

“Your exploration of Texas”….
First of all, Texas is BIG!! We made stops in Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio, Adrian, Waco, Waxahachie, and of course Alice. Every town I went to, I put on the radio and checked out the local radio action. It’s very evident that La Onda is alive, but for some reason, people seem somewhat disconnected. I don’t know, maybe it’s the distance, but people in Adrian, for instance, had no idea what was happening in San Antonio, Houston, or Alice. I had mentioned to a few people that Lil’ Joe, Ruben Ramos and occasionally Sunny Osuna make it out our way and to Las Vegas, and I got a puzzled look, almost of disbelief, like they were unaware that TEJANO has spread so far outside of Texas proper. Crazy Chuy Hernandez has helped with that BIG TIME, and he has also helped us come into the Texas market with our West Coast sound. Pepe Marquez and Steven Chavez were really surprised and touched that so many people came up to them at the Tejano R.O.O.T.S. ceremony and complimented them on their music. I was really honored to have met so many people that told me they listen to my show It’s all about connecting, forming bonds, and spreading the music. That’s what will keep our people connected for generations to come .I was really impressed with the Latin Express Band and the Saenz family. 4 generations of musicians!

“The latest spin”…
First of all, I’m really pleased that the Gente in Texas are joining us in Califas in separating the AMERICAN~CHICANO music scene from the traditional MEXICAN and South American scene. Don’t get me wrong, there are some talented artists for sure, and I mean NO disrespect, but I just can’t wrap my mind around cowboy hats and Norteno, Banda, and Quebredita , and brass that sounds like it’s from 1800’s Germany or Austria. ( I really try not to giggle when I hear somebody booming this in their car in L.A.) Sorry. That’s just not me.
Secondly, since the political~protest scene doesn’t really specify ( and it’s no secret that I hate the word “Hispanic”) , the Chicano Music scene , bi-lingual and all, is truly an AMERICAN product, made in America, by Americans of Mexican decent. I am not being an elitist, but it used tick me off when the national TV networks would air the “Latin Grammys” in the U.S. , to a U.S. audience, supposedly representing the American Latino music tastes, and all the winners were from Cuba, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and South America, with music I had NEVER heard. Where was the Chicano segment, I used to wonder? Who were they trying to fool? Like I said, I’m not being an elitist, and I welcome any artist from every corner of the planet to please keep alive and share the art of music, but not at the exclusion of anybody else, know what I mean?

“What does 2006 bring?”…
I’ve just celebrated my 1st year Anniversary as a guest DJ on Crazy Chuy’s Chicano Express Radio Network (www.chicanoexpress.com) , and Chuy and I have agreed to continue working together, joining our people through the cultural bond that is Chicano music. I’ve also just started doing shows for Arizona based Q~Vo Radio (www.QVORadio.com), and will continue with my weekly show on KCLA FM out of Hollywood. (www.kclafm.com) . There are a lot of shows, concerts, books, movies, and CD’s coming out that will expose the World to Chicano music on a level never before seen, and it all starts in 2006 ! And I will continue as a contributing writer on www.LatinoLA.com , joining some of the finest contemporary writers in Aztlan today. I’m in good company!

“If you noticed,sir”…
First of all, it takes a lot of heart to publicly announce your views and opinions in any website, make no mistake about that. You always run the risk of somebody publicly challenging or contradicting you, and feelings sometimes get hurt. This handful, as you say, has actually set the tone for dialogue that is needed in any forum, if the issues are to produce any positive action. All websites are a form of journalism, and the primary function of Journalism is to inform, educate, and entertain. If it hadn’t been for MaryAnn “DHOC” Gonzalez’s TEJANOVIEW website, myself, and a WHOLE LOT of people in Califas would have never heard about the state of TEJANO music, Crazy Chuy, or La Onda Tejano in general. I applaud any and all of those who post.

“Comparing la ondas”….
It’s really no secret that las Ondas de Califas y Tejas are so much alike…we’re just closer to the beach and have more of a Black influence in Califas, while Los Tejanos have more of a country and Mexico influence. But we ARE Chicanos, we love music, and as Chicanos, we take what’s there, mix it up, turn it inside out, and do it OUR WAY! Music is geographical, and it just makes sense to see what an audience appreciates, but it doesn’t hurt to experiment. I mean, you’re never going to get a Black Rap group from Chicago or New York to perform at a KKK rally in Mississippi , and expect great ticket and CD sales, right?...then again…ya never know! Music progresses, yet there is an appreciation for a classic element. A middle ground is what Chuy and I are trying to accomplish, and listener participation and support is what’s needed. As I’ve said before, CHICANOS can do it all, in 2 languages. We should try to expound upon that , instead if taking a isolative stance.

“It has been said”….
In Califas, because of density of population, the varied population that it is, and the fact it just happens to be where Hollywood is , there is by far more attention given as the “entertainment capitol of the world” for sure. Up until the 1960’s , Chicanos, who make up a major part of the population in Southern Califas, were excluded and disregarded as a group artistically, and simply labeled “Mexicans”, thus, stereotyped into Spanish language EVEYTHING. After such events as the Chicano Civil Rights Movement, The Chicano Moratorium, Cesar Chavez’s UFW, The student walk outs beginning in 1968, The Viet Nam War (where a high number of CHICANOS earned Medals of Honor for bravery in combat), The Chicano Riots on Whittier Boulevard, and the birth of the West Coast East Side Sound ( a truly unique CHICANO experience in American music) , English speaking, American educated, capable and talented Mexican-American artists became more credible, thanks to visionaries like the late Eddie Davis, founder of RAMPART RECORDS, and Black entertainment legends like Johnny Otis.
I know this doesn’t sit well with a lot of “Hispanics”, “Mexican Americans”, “Spanish Americans”, or ‘Latins”, but CHICANOS relish a good fight, especially if there’s an underdog involved, and our side is it. That is not to say that every fight takes the form of physical violence, indeed, don’t let the racial stereotype of the “Aztec Warrior” color your impression of that statement.
One of the biggest things TEJANOS can do to gain support for their struggle is to LET PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT IN AN INTELLIGENT, NON-THREATENING MANNER. I remember at the Tejano R.O.O.T.S. Hall of Fame Ceremony, as I was leaving, some guy in a cowboy hat and too tight shirt, heavily intoxicated and reeking of alcohol, came over and put his arm around my shoulder and literally BREATHED in my face while slurring “…ese..carnal…let the Gente aya en Califas know we got it going on down here tambien..” He had no idea how idiotic he looked, how offensive he was, and my good friend Ham Guerero had joke, “Hey, carnal…. aren’t you glad he wasn’t up on stage with you?”. How could this brother ever expect ANYBDY to take him seriously?

“Is it possible”…
By all means, Internet and Satellite radio is World Wide , and formats are not limited to just their neighborhoods. They are the future, and the future is here.

“we know that this year”….
As I said earlier, I just celebrated my first year anniversary with Chicano Express Radio, and the results are more than ever dreamed of ! Of course Chuy Hernandez and his family are most gracious hosts, y la Cultura Chicana is alive and well in their house. Chuy has amassed an impressive library of music that his children will be blessed to inherit, and he has instilled the virtues of respect, education, and responsibility, as well as the love of music, into all his children. He has almost single handedly brought Tejano Radio to Califas!


“and finally”…

By all means, yes!! I thank all my fans in Texas, as well as all over the World, for your love and support of Chicano Music, from the bottom of my heart!

“Frankie, it was a pleasure”….
Thank you David. The pleasure was all mine.