panzone calinte update shooting 11252006

Cchwnn: panzone clanite barrio music award winner shoot update: 11252006.
Now from our command post here is fideo vermcille. Como estan raza and we have an update on our friend panzone clainte who was shot yesterday five times at the Westinghouse barrio mall. Lets now go to our own constable cadena con his press release on this serious make believe bull shit:
Como estan I am constable cadena with an update del panzone calinte:
Panzone clainte , 47, was found just outside the Westinghouse barrio mall with several gunshots to his torso, according to the cchwnn. Investigators from el ojo junior barrio private eye agency barrio force666, el ojo junior, believe that panzone wounds might have been self-inflicted, but won't know for a few days whether a handgun found in the vehicle was the same as that responsible .
Panzone calinte founded his group in 1975, along with their brothers pewee and his first cousin Juanito calinte. The group became an important part of the barrio music scene in the early '80s and was one of the first winners of barrio music awards in 2003.
Panzone, lead singer and guitarist for the group, frequently used a vocoder voice- distortion box for his lead vocals. The group's future-funk and conjunto vibe provided its own style transition between the sloppy grooves of combos in the late '70s and the early electro foundations of hip-hop conjunto in the early '80s. Later in the decade, Panzone went solo and earned a crossover hit with the record "I love mi gorda" He later rejoined the family group under the moniker panzone clanite y su fojos.
He will remain in the hospital till further notice. No one has been arrested yet but we do have our barrio experts working in trying to solve this bad situation. The recent findings indicate que this shoots might have been self-inflicted but we are not sure at this moment. We will have another update tomorrow morning. Thank you and no questions.
Ok raza there you have it from our constable cadena on the status of one of our super barrio stars. I am fideo vermicelli from our command post here in Kingsville, texas.
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