ejola birthday report for 09292011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Hejola birthday report for 09292011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday?
Three birthday things you really want for your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news. But for right now, our creator Daniel Lopez has just stepped into the golden years as one young woman at the age of 64 calls it. I am not sure our creator is ready to set into this illusion, but it has a certain sensation that is a bit artificial and could play trick with his poor little mind that is always living in a state of figment of his imagination. But for now let’s get to that darn report:
Six things that could happen on your birthday?
Three birthday things you really want for your birthday.
60 year old Birthday party gone wrong.
And finally, 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.
Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail.
Yesterday las commadres y some compadres pitched in to hire a stripper or someone for el compadres 60’s year birthday party. Now please understand el compadres is a modest man, hard worker and has been faithful for as long as we known him to be. So la commadre Ester Hummer Suckyourtoes agreed to do this charming thing, where she would pop out of a giant box designed to look like a cake. Well when all the party goers got there and were all under the family car port, they tried to wheel in the giant cake, when all of sudden the dam thing tipped over and fell on top of the table were all the goodies were causing a chain reaction of destruction. The bottom line is the birthday cake flew in the air and landed on top of el compadre’s head, cause a small fire on top of his head from the 60 candles that were lid up. La commadre Suckyourtoes suffered a major head injury, requiring emergency care. It took them about one hour to pull her out of that giant box she was in. charges are pending. Oh by the way the party ended right after that without opening his only present, which was the giant box designed as a cake. Chinga
And finally, a local author, Ted Nopal told us que he had come up con six things that could happen on your birthday:
1. You get home from work and find a booger on your shirt that must have been there all day.
2. You spot a dead thing on the middle the road and you run over it again, resulting in a flat tire.
3. You are forced to use Microsoft Windows version 2001.
4. You pick up your laundry find out you pick up the wrong dyer.
5. You get a giant zit on your face after you swallowed some chewing tobacco.
6. You pay for sex with a check and then she asks you if you can cash it.
Ok raza have a great day.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
hejola report for 09282011
Hejola report for 09282011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again sport fans, I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Pedro Gomez indicted.
Barrio task force 666 officer fired.
And finally barrio resident arrested and fined.
Lisa Vela was arrested after she had passed out inside the Westinghouse barrio mall when she was discovered stealing women’s underwear. When confronted by mall security guards, she boo-boo-poo-poo in her pants and passed out. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way she will be required to come and clean up the chit she left behind.
In other news, Yesterday el constable told a group of concern citizens’ que Juanita Luna, better known as Deputy barrio Dog Luna, was fired for quietly after he adding barrio residents to a barrio hot check list. El constable told us que esta vato was pissed off at all his present and past girlfriends que he took it on his own to list them on a barrio wachata list for hot checks. All 18 women were present at this public hearing. No charges will be filed but he is on the list for hot checks. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday afternoon was a very sad day for a barrio man, Pedro Gomez, age 75, indicted for robbery a barrio liquor store located at the corner of third and wells. His indictment was not so much for the robbery of the barrio liquor store but for the chase he put on afterward. When he was caught he was covered in blue and white dye from where the owners of the liquor store threw Easter egg dye at him as he fled the store. The constable told us que he was giving Gomez some style points for the run, where he managed to hold on to his beer in his hand during the entire chase.
Ok raza got to go and do some action Jackson..
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again sport fans, I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Pedro Gomez indicted.
Barrio task force 666 officer fired.
And finally barrio resident arrested and fined.
Lisa Vela was arrested after she had passed out inside the Westinghouse barrio mall when she was discovered stealing women’s underwear. When confronted by mall security guards, she boo-boo-poo-poo in her pants and passed out. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way she will be required to come and clean up the chit she left behind.
In other news, Yesterday el constable told a group of concern citizens’ que Juanita Luna, better known as Deputy barrio Dog Luna, was fired for quietly after he adding barrio residents to a barrio hot check list. El constable told us que esta vato was pissed off at all his present and past girlfriends que he took it on his own to list them on a barrio wachata list for hot checks. All 18 women were present at this public hearing. No charges will be filed but he is on the list for hot checks. Pesse hejola.
Yesterday afternoon was a very sad day for a barrio man, Pedro Gomez, age 75, indicted for robbery a barrio liquor store located at the corner of third and wells. His indictment was not so much for the robbery of the barrio liquor store but for the chase he put on afterward. When he was caught he was covered in blue and white dye from where the owners of the liquor store threw Easter egg dye at him as he fled the store. The constable told us que he was giving Gomez some style points for the run, where he managed to hold on to his beer in his hand during the entire chase.
Ok raza got to go and do some action Jackson..
dancing con el barrio competicion 2011
update con dancing con el barrio competiciion 2011 better known here in the hood dancing con la comadre first round results..
the first group to go is:
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics. were voted out... \
more to come. keep it tejano raza.
Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley
reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
the first group to go is:
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics. were voted out... \
more to come. keep it tejano raza.
Verocina la lesbian “dancing con el barrio competición 2011”.
08312011.
Cchwnn.
Westinghouse barrio mall center stage: hello my name is Gloria Guerra with our new barrio reality series “dancing con el barrio competicion”, hosted by our very own Verocina la lesbian.
Thank you Gloria I am your women’s nightmare Verocina la Lesbian con our barrio reality series dancing con el barrio competicion 2011. The main issue was selecting the barrio members to participant con this event. So the creator gave it lots of thinking and decided to asking barrio leaders, conjunto artist, business persons, and a whole lot of others will to dance. So here is our lineup for this seasons’ dancing con el barrio competicion 2011:
Five couples will be competing this season, and the couples names are:
1. El constable cadena dancing con Gloria Guerra mall manager.
2. Lil red conjunto artist dancing con Johnnie el quemon barrio economics.
3. Alcardio Samudio cchwnn correspondent dancing con Maria la bandia alley
reporter and director of barrio news network.
4. Santa Cecilia on the road reporter dancing con El mojado Moreno martinez, del groupo los chellos del norte.
5. El ojo barrio private dancing con Alma Rein del conjunto las tres feyas del valle.
Please stay tune for the first round and all the updates dealing with this years dancing con el barrio competicion 2011.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
hejola report for 09272011
Hejola report for 09272011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news. Today we found it very interesting on how children’s nursery rhymes found their way into our award winning barrio headline news.
Little jack Horner busted.
Snow white and her seven sons arrested.
And Jack be limbo breaks both legs.
Little Jack Horner Morales got busted somewhere along third street, when el constable pulled him over for overloading his small automobile con 250 chickens . When they asked him where he got all those chickens, he reply que he was just sitting in a corner, eating his morning taquito, when low and behold all them chickens walk right by him. He said, “ que he was only able to catch 250 of them and had nowhere else to put them but inside his small compact car”. Some kind of charges will be filed, but the constable hasn’t determined what they are, or who the chickens belong too.
Nieve Blanca, better known in the hood as snow white, was arrested yesterday at her home along con su seven children who intervene when el constable was trying to serve a warrant for her arrest. It seems que Nieve never shown up for court , after she had been accused of providing her seven sons with some stolen x rated movies and kinky clothing. The oldest of her sons, Shorty, age 37, couldn’t see why they wouldn’t have ask her to come along instead of dragging her out of the house and shooting her twice con a stun gun. All seven sons were arrested while trying to free their mother from this brutal attack on her. Charges will be filed against Shorty, age 37, Marty, age 35, Skinny, age 33, Chump, age 29, Humpy, age 27, hazily, age 23, and Little Willie, age 5 and of course Snow white.
And finally, Jack Luna, better known as Jack be limbo, a name given to him when he was a kid, broke both of his legs, late last night when he rode his bicycle along third street to see what all the commotions was about at the Blanca home. While looking to see what was going on he drove his bicycle right into el constable parked car and broke both legs, crushing them on the back side of the car. Charges will be filed against him says el constable, “That’s what he gets for getting involve in chit that don’t matter to him”.
Ok raza keep up the good work and remember que keep it tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news. Today we found it very interesting on how children’s nursery rhymes found their way into our award winning barrio headline news.
Little jack Horner busted.
Snow white and her seven sons arrested.
And Jack be limbo breaks both legs.
Little Jack Horner Morales got busted somewhere along third street, when el constable pulled him over for overloading his small automobile con 250 chickens . When they asked him where he got all those chickens, he reply que he was just sitting in a corner, eating his morning taquito, when low and behold all them chickens walk right by him. He said, “ que he was only able to catch 250 of them and had nowhere else to put them but inside his small compact car”. Some kind of charges will be filed, but the constable hasn’t determined what they are, or who the chickens belong too.
Nieve Blanca, better known in the hood as snow white, was arrested yesterday at her home along con su seven children who intervene when el constable was trying to serve a warrant for her arrest. It seems que Nieve never shown up for court , after she had been accused of providing her seven sons with some stolen x rated movies and kinky clothing. The oldest of her sons, Shorty, age 37, couldn’t see why they wouldn’t have ask her to come along instead of dragging her out of the house and shooting her twice con a stun gun. All seven sons were arrested while trying to free their mother from this brutal attack on her. Charges will be filed against Shorty, age 37, Marty, age 35, Skinny, age 33, Chump, age 29, Humpy, age 27, hazily, age 23, and Little Willie, age 5 and of course Snow white.
And finally, Jack Luna, better known as Jack be limbo, a name given to him when he was a kid, broke both of his legs, late last night when he rode his bicycle along third street to see what all the commotions was about at the Blanca home. While looking to see what was going on he drove his bicycle right into el constable parked car and broke both legs, crushing them on the back side of the car. Charges will be filed against him says el constable, “That’s what he gets for getting involve in chit that don’t matter to him”.
Ok raza keep up the good work and remember que keep it tejano.
Monday, September 26, 2011
hejola report for 09262011
Hejola report for 09262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
hejola report for 09262011
Hejola report for 09262011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato goes crazy, and beats up his mother’s mother.
Robbing a 7 year old girl turn bad.
And finally barrio man confronted after burglary
The three men from our side of the tracks, must have not been thinking, when the confronted a 7 year old girl, and asked her for all her money. Them didn’t know that Lil Robin Hernandez, barrio karate and judo champ, defended herself when she tried to hand them over the money she was able to pull off some self defense moves, injuring all three men. Charges will not be filed against her but the three men will have to go to court.
Bob Mora, who is not well, was sentenced to 45 days jail time for beating up his mother’s, mother. The argument started when she asked him for a favor, but instead he yanked out her dentures, and took off on his tricycle and while trying to put them on, they fell out of his mouth and he ran them over his tricycle. Oh by the way the family, Mora is asking for your help in locating some of the missing teeth.
David Nelson Diaz, was arrested and charged with burglary this past weekend when he broke into a home somewhere around third and wells, and took a bath. Daiz did not realize que the owners of the home, la familia Bonito, was in another part of their home and came with is two killer dogs and a gun, when he confronted Diaz through the closed bathroom door, Diaz called 918, fearing for his life, urged the constable to come over as fast as he could and arrest him. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got to go and do some work.
Friday, September 23, 2011
barrio stock market report for 09232011
Barrio stock market report for 09232011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Here we are remote live in san anto,texas right next door to our good friend Albert. The medium size shirt guy. At this moment we can bring albert here due to the fact que we are make believe and we are really sitting down in front of my desk at work. So with that in mind let’s get to that stock market report.
Raza as we get closer to the end of the year many of us have not started keeping track que Christmas is a quarter of a year away. We still wonder what every happen to layaway plans? I am not sure many clothing or any stores want to mess with layaways. But here in the hood we are proud to announce que the New Layaway Super barrio store will be opening its doors real soon, but might not be in time for this year’s Christmas.
Las tortillas remained stable but we did see a new brand of corn tortillas just this week. The weird part of that was it was located in the meat section and were inside some heated box, calling themselves fresh. Well we bought a pack, for about $1.89 and took them home. When I opened the fresh package, about three of them were crumbled. Huh so we let them get a bit cooler and they were fresh and were able to stay together. We are thinking of sending them a letter to ask them to unplug that heater that keeps them warm. Tortillas ended the week at around $1.85 a package.
Las empanadas, were up a bit this week at $.65 cent each.
Las tamales, well this has been a real bad year for them. Now that our tamale guy can’t get around to much due to the fact que he is getting older. So we realize que this man has earned his way into the tamale hall of fame, So with that in mind the tamales ended the week at about $6.00 a dozen. Hey Christmas is just around the corner, I would recommend to buy buy buy …
Los taquitos, well since I have made arrangements with a co worker, where I buy they paid, has worked out great. Los taquitos closed the week at $1.35 each. Oh by the way the restaurant has a sign in the front door that says, “new menu, new prices”. Chinga.
Cheap beer- has taken a new direction, Up on the prices! Yes, you heard it and I am sure you don’t need us to tell you that. But we did find a new way to make sure that six pack last for at least two days, so what we do now is buy that cheaper beer that no one likes and drink a few due to the fact que its some bad shit, that way I am more than sure que I still have beer for tomorrow and I don’t have worry about it . cheaper beer ended the week at $4.25 a six pack. Hejola.
And now la barbacoba, wow I had not eaten any in a while and my god its taste great and filling. So now once in a while we do buy some,pero it’s a bit too high for my blood and money. La barbacoba ended the week at $7.00 a lbs. wow.
Barrio want ads:
#45633- barrio man willing to paint a sign in front of your home, office or any place that he can do his thing. Call us up and ask for Al.
#394858- tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Belts, boots, socks, pants, shirts and tejano bras. Sizes from 16 to 25 .. female clothing only.
#87344- tejano poster for sale.
#23457- used bicycles for sale, only flat on the bottom. Make offer.
# 564544- wanted young female age from 42 to 63 to move in and help elder tejano man. Maid outfit provided.
Barrio realtors report:
The lot at the corner of third and wells is for sale again, willing to move house, tree, backyard, fences, garden, sidewalk and trash to new location. Make offer.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Here we are remote live in san anto,texas right next door to our good friend Albert. The medium size shirt guy. At this moment we can bring albert here due to the fact que we are make believe and we are really sitting down in front of my desk at work. So with that in mind let’s get to that stock market report.
Raza as we get closer to the end of the year many of us have not started keeping track que Christmas is a quarter of a year away. We still wonder what every happen to layaway plans? I am not sure many clothing or any stores want to mess with layaways. But here in the hood we are proud to announce que the New Layaway Super barrio store will be opening its doors real soon, but might not be in time for this year’s Christmas.
Las tortillas remained stable but we did see a new brand of corn tortillas just this week. The weird part of that was it was located in the meat section and were inside some heated box, calling themselves fresh. Well we bought a pack, for about $1.89 and took them home. When I opened the fresh package, about three of them were crumbled. Huh so we let them get a bit cooler and they were fresh and were able to stay together. We are thinking of sending them a letter to ask them to unplug that heater that keeps them warm. Tortillas ended the week at around $1.85 a package.
Las empanadas, were up a bit this week at $.65 cent each.
Las tamales, well this has been a real bad year for them. Now that our tamale guy can’t get around to much due to the fact que he is getting older. So we realize que this man has earned his way into the tamale hall of fame, So with that in mind the tamales ended the week at about $6.00 a dozen. Hey Christmas is just around the corner, I would recommend to buy buy buy …
Los taquitos, well since I have made arrangements with a co worker, where I buy they paid, has worked out great. Los taquitos closed the week at $1.35 each. Oh by the way the restaurant has a sign in the front door that says, “new menu, new prices”. Chinga.
Cheap beer- has taken a new direction, Up on the prices! Yes, you heard it and I am sure you don’t need us to tell you that. But we did find a new way to make sure that six pack last for at least two days, so what we do now is buy that cheaper beer that no one likes and drink a few due to the fact que its some bad shit, that way I am more than sure que I still have beer for tomorrow and I don’t have worry about it . cheaper beer ended the week at $4.25 a six pack. Hejola.
And now la barbacoba, wow I had not eaten any in a while and my god its taste great and filling. So now once in a while we do buy some,pero it’s a bit too high for my blood and money. La barbacoba ended the week at $7.00 a lbs. wow.
Barrio want ads:
#45633- barrio man willing to paint a sign in front of your home, office or any place that he can do his thing. Call us up and ask for Al.
#394858- tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Belts, boots, socks, pants, shirts and tejano bras. Sizes from 16 to 25 .. female clothing only.
#87344- tejano poster for sale.
#23457- used bicycles for sale, only flat on the bottom. Make offer.
# 564544- wanted young female age from 42 to 63 to move in and help elder tejano man. Maid outfit provided.
Barrio realtors report:
The lot at the corner of third and wells is for sale again, willing to move house, tree, backyard, fences, garden, sidewalk and trash to new location. Make offer.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
hejola report for 09222011
Hejola report for 09222011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vato arrested for theft on his bicycle.
Another vato arrested for steal an office safe.
And barrio woman charged with additional counts at her court hearing.
Margie huerta was in court for stealing clothing a few months ago, and a store clerk on the witness stand pointed out Margie to the jury and noted that she was wearing clothing she had stolen from that stores. She was sentenced to one year probation and asked to return the clothing that was not recovered.
Daniel Botallo pleaded guilty to a theft stealing an office safe that he took one evening from the corner store at the corner of third and wells. He would have gotten away says el constable but only if he would have stored that safe inside the car and not sticking out his trunk half way open. He was sentenced to 2 years probation.
And finally, if Johnnie b goode Gomez,would have had a car he might just gotten away with this crime says el constable cadena. But instead esta way, carried the 64 inch tv set he stole on handlebars as he peddled his bike down third street. He was sentenced to 1 year probation and 100 hours of community services.
Ok raza got to go. Have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vato arrested for theft on his bicycle.
Another vato arrested for steal an office safe.
And barrio woman charged with additional counts at her court hearing.
Margie huerta was in court for stealing clothing a few months ago, and a store clerk on the witness stand pointed out Margie to the jury and noted that she was wearing clothing she had stolen from that stores. She was sentenced to one year probation and asked to return the clothing that was not recovered.
Daniel Botallo pleaded guilty to a theft stealing an office safe that he took one evening from the corner store at the corner of third and wells. He would have gotten away says el constable but only if he would have stored that safe inside the car and not sticking out his trunk half way open. He was sentenced to 2 years probation.
And finally, if Johnnie b goode Gomez,would have had a car he might just gotten away with this crime says el constable cadena. But instead esta way, carried the 64 inch tv set he stole on handlebars as he peddled his bike down third street. He was sentenced to 1 year probation and 100 hours of community services.
Ok raza got to go. Have a great tejano day.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
hejola report fo r09202011
Hejola report for 09202011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
World did come to an end but for el compadre.
Barrio protestor killed after protest.
And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.
We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernadez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.
Yesterday was a day when all the barrio motorcyclists decided to march on city hall to protest a new mandatory- helmet law that went into effect this weekend. Juan Jose was pronounced dead after he lost control of his motorcycle and hitting his head on the pavement after he left the area. El constable told this reporter que it is surely possible que esta vato would have survived had he been wearing a regulation helmet.
A 57 year old barrio man named Lestor Huerta, drowned yesterday afternoon in a sink hole that he had filled with water and decided to jump in after he heard that the world would not end as predicted by a barrio evangelist, trying to make money from such nonsense. Not realizing that the sink hole was only 20 feet deep. No charges will be filed against anybody or anything.
Ok monkey lovers have a great tejano chan-go day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
World did come to an end but for el compadre.
Barrio protestor killed after protest.
And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.
We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernadez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.
Yesterday was a day when all the barrio motorcyclists decided to march on city hall to protest a new mandatory- helmet law that went into effect this weekend. Juan Jose was pronounced dead after he lost control of his motorcycle and hitting his head on the pavement after he left the area. El constable told this reporter que it is surely possible que esta vato would have survived had he been wearing a regulation helmet.
A 57 year old barrio man named Lestor Huerta, drowned yesterday afternoon in a sink hole that he had filled with water and decided to jump in after he heard that the world would not end as predicted by a barrio evangelist, trying to make money from such nonsense. Not realizing that the sink hole was only 20 feet deep. No charges will be filed against anybody or anything.
Ok monkey lovers have a great tejano chan-go day.
Monday, September 19, 2011
hejola report for 09192011
Hejola report or 09192011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Diaz and how about them cowboys? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Increase of accidently shooting themselves.
Barrio elementary principal fired.
And finally, who is in charge.
After several weeks hanging in a tree, a dead decaying cow by now, was reported to el constable for someone to remove it from the tree. After a few hours several city, county, state and federal government agencies visited the gross site and couldn’t determine which agencies was to remove the cow. After a few hours of discussing this matter los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters climbed the tree and removed the decayed cow.
Yesterday afternoon during a dallas cowboy games , the barrio school board fired local principal. Lydia Ozuna, principal to el barrio get your education center, was fired Sunday after an investigation revealed que she had temporarily unenrolled 37 barrio adult students and regular students this past spring semester for several days for the sole purpose of keeping them from annual statewide tests. She told this reporter que she felt that she had not done anything wrong, all she was trying to do was to keep her schools test scores up, and in doing so she did what she had to do. Of course all the students were re-enrolled after the testing. No charges will be filed.
This weekend says el constable que more people got shot on their own que never before:
Martin Martinez blew off most of his left hand fingers for trying to shoot off a large wart to his right hand. Juan Castillo a barrio task force 666 member shot himself in the hip when his gun went off inside his holster. Lil John Ray shot himself in the testicles while playing with his gun inside his tree house. And finally, El compadre Juan, shot himself in the face when he tried to scratch his nose and the gun went off.
Ok raza thank you and have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill Diaz and how about them cowboys? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Increase of accidently shooting themselves.
Barrio elementary principal fired.
And finally, who is in charge.
After several weeks hanging in a tree, a dead decaying cow by now, was reported to el constable for someone to remove it from the tree. After a few hours several city, county, state and federal government agencies visited the gross site and couldn’t determine which agencies was to remove the cow. After a few hours of discussing this matter los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters climbed the tree and removed the decayed cow.
Yesterday afternoon during a dallas cowboy games , the barrio school board fired local principal. Lydia Ozuna, principal to el barrio get your education center, was fired Sunday after an investigation revealed que she had temporarily unenrolled 37 barrio adult students and regular students this past spring semester for several days for the sole purpose of keeping them from annual statewide tests. She told this reporter que she felt that she had not done anything wrong, all she was trying to do was to keep her schools test scores up, and in doing so she did what she had to do. Of course all the students were re-enrolled after the testing. No charges will be filed.
This weekend says el constable que more people got shot on their own que never before:
Martin Martinez blew off most of his left hand fingers for trying to shoot off a large wart to his right hand. Juan Castillo a barrio task force 666 member shot himself in the hip when his gun went off inside his holster. Lil John Ray shot himself in the testicles while playing with his gun inside his tree house. And finally, El compadre Juan, shot himself in the face when he tried to scratch his nose and the gun went off.
Ok raza thank you and have a great day.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
hejola report for 09132011
Hejola report for 09132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio prepares to pass law for cats need to be on a leash.
Barrio health care services shut down.
And finally vato arrested for paying its meal with pot.
Augstine Ramirez, 27, was arrested at the corner of third and wells right after he left tacos on the run stand when one of its employees called the constable to report that a customer had paid for his meal with pot. Once the constable got there, the employee handed over an ounce of pot to the constable as evidence, against Mr. Ramirez. He was arrested and the constable took the pot so he could test it and see if it was really good weed or not.
Yesterday state, federal and local authorizes arrested the owner of el barrio senior home health care services and shut it down for the poor service it was providing its clients. In one case, says el constable cadena, Maria Chapa owner of the health care services had allowed one of its workers to neglect an elderly woman and allowed her to keep her pets at home. The 92 year old lady when found was huddling around 40 cats, 10 ducks and various other animals, including turkeys and a small dog. The small home was reeking with animal urine, and two dead cats were found in the freezer. Charges are pending against ms. Chapa and her staff.
The “let me put the finger on you committee” met yesterday afternoon at the barrio cruz rojo community center to discuss a new city law requiring every cat to be on a leash when taken outside. The new law will be enforce within several weeks, allowing barrio residents time to get their cats to wear collar with tags with the name of the owner and another tag to prove they had their rabies shots. Another debate is schedule for next week concerning this new law.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio prepares to pass law for cats need to be on a leash.
Barrio health care services shut down.
And finally vato arrested for paying its meal with pot.
Augstine Ramirez, 27, was arrested at the corner of third and wells right after he left tacos on the run stand when one of its employees called the constable to report that a customer had paid for his meal with pot. Once the constable got there, the employee handed over an ounce of pot to the constable as evidence, against Mr. Ramirez. He was arrested and the constable took the pot so he could test it and see if it was really good weed or not.
Yesterday state, federal and local authorizes arrested the owner of el barrio senior home health care services and shut it down for the poor service it was providing its clients. In one case, says el constable cadena, Maria Chapa owner of the health care services had allowed one of its workers to neglect an elderly woman and allowed her to keep her pets at home. The 92 year old lady when found was huddling around 40 cats, 10 ducks and various other animals, including turkeys and a small dog. The small home was reeking with animal urine, and two dead cats were found in the freezer. Charges are pending against ms. Chapa and her staff.
The “let me put the finger on you committee” met yesterday afternoon at the barrio cruz rojo community center to discuss a new city law requiring every cat to be on a leash when taken outside. The new law will be enforce within several weeks, allowing barrio residents time to get their cats to wear collar with tags with the name of the owner and another tag to prove they had their rabies shots. Another debate is schedule for next week concerning this new law.
Ok raza there you have and have a great tejano day.
Monday, September 12, 2011
hejola report for 09122011
Hejola report for 09122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan? I am Bill Diaz an find myself very unhappy con esa vato Romo. But that’s another story, for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
El compadre Morales sues los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters.
Compadre Henry Gomez arrested after assaulting a7 year old boy.
And finally, husband and wife arrested for target shooting inside their apartment.
El constable is investigating an incident that happen this past weekend in which Mary Saenz allegedly fired an ak-15 rifle at a target inside her bedroom, in which the gunshot traveled through the wall and damaged a washing machine, and springing a water leak throughout the apartment complex. In addition says el constable cadena que her husband had fired shots too, and that it wasn’t the first time the couple had engaged in bedroom target practices. Thank god no one has ever got shot by these two mindless persons. Charges will be filed.
If things couldn’t get worse for Henry Gomez, he was arrested yesterday for assaulting his 6 year old boy in his trailer home at the end of the third and wells street, the complaint explains that after an argument over which t.v. program to watch, Gomez threw the t.v. remote hitting the child in back of his fore head as he made a run for it. The program they were arguing was when the kid insisted on watching cartoons while Gomez wanted to watch Mexican wrestling. Charges will be filed.
And finally,El compadre Morales complained to st. pauls medical center staff that he was kidnapped by los vato loco’s volunteers firefighters and should not liable for the $2500 medical bill when he was brought in by los loco’s after he had fallen off his bicycle along wells and third street. Morales refused and insisted at the scene that the firefighters not take him to the health center because he had no medical insurances. One of the loco’s was reported telling him that he didn’t need any medical insurances for the services just cash. Charges are pending.
Ok raza you can’t believe everything you hear nor read.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan? I am Bill Diaz an find myself very unhappy con esa vato Romo. But that’s another story, for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
El compadre Morales sues los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters.
Compadre Henry Gomez arrested after assaulting a7 year old boy.
And finally, husband and wife arrested for target shooting inside their apartment.
El constable is investigating an incident that happen this past weekend in which Mary Saenz allegedly fired an ak-15 rifle at a target inside her bedroom, in which the gunshot traveled through the wall and damaged a washing machine, and springing a water leak throughout the apartment complex. In addition says el constable cadena que her husband had fired shots too, and that it wasn’t the first time the couple had engaged in bedroom target practices. Thank god no one has ever got shot by these two mindless persons. Charges will be filed.
If things couldn’t get worse for Henry Gomez, he was arrested yesterday for assaulting his 6 year old boy in his trailer home at the end of the third and wells street, the complaint explains that after an argument over which t.v. program to watch, Gomez threw the t.v. remote hitting the child in back of his fore head as he made a run for it. The program they were arguing was when the kid insisted on watching cartoons while Gomez wanted to watch Mexican wrestling. Charges will be filed.
And finally,El compadre Morales complained to st. pauls medical center staff that he was kidnapped by los vato loco’s volunteers firefighters and should not liable for the $2500 medical bill when he was brought in by los loco’s after he had fallen off his bicycle along wells and third street. Morales refused and insisted at the scene that the firefighters not take him to the health center because he had no medical insurances. One of the loco’s was reported telling him that he didn’t need any medical insurances for the services just cash. Charges are pending.
Ok raza you can’t believe everything you hear nor read.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
hejola report for 09082011
Hejola report for 09082011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
An increase of rescues this past weekend for los vato’s locos.
Legal action against Ben Blanco.
And finally, barrio robbery gone wrong.
El gun shop at the corner of third and wells was being robbed by an unidentified barrio man ( chuy Garcia) when he tried to distract the clerk by laying a $40 on the counter to buy a box of bullets, then pulled a gun and demanding all the shop money. Well the shop clerk thwarted the robbery by pulling his own gun ( of course since it was a gun shop) and scaring the robber off, while leaving his $40 behind. The shop owner told us what a great tip. No charges will be filed.
El senor Manuel Diaz, lawyer for Ben Blanco, admitted to justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye, que his client Blanco did things that were abhorrent, sick and creepy but didn’t make him a criminal. Blanco had been charged with two felonies for his counseling depressed barrio members on line con techniques and virtues of suicides. For example he recommended positioning for a noose to an ill barrio member who hanged himself a week later. Sentencing is still pending.
In other news: Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters reporter to us that this weekend they got a large number of calls for rescues in the hood:
9: 00 am. Los volunteers answered a 918 call where they rescued a 87 year old woman after spending at least 5 days stuck in her special toilet. After several hours of pushing and pulling they managed to carry her with a portion of the toilet still stuck tightly to her body. She was taken to St. Pauls medical center for additional care.
1:00pm. Los vato loco’s were called to the corner of third and wells street where a senior man age 79 was rescued after he got his left testicle caught in a toilet seat at a public bathroom.
3:00pm. Los vatos loco’s answer a call from la commadre Joanna Banana after she reported que her pet cat was stuck on top of a telephone pole. Once the loco’s got there they managed to knock the cat down by throwing empty beer cans and rocks at it. The cat fell off the pole landing on top of a bare wired fence, cutting the cat in half. The loco’s tried to super glue the poor little cat together before la commadre came out to see how it was going. No charges will be filed. Oh by the way the cat did survived the fall, but died later for blood poisoning from the glue and internal bleeding.
All right raza have a great day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
An increase of rescues this past weekend for los vato’s locos.
Legal action against Ben Blanco.
And finally, barrio robbery gone wrong.
El gun shop at the corner of third and wells was being robbed by an unidentified barrio man ( chuy Garcia) when he tried to distract the clerk by laying a $40 on the counter to buy a box of bullets, then pulled a gun and demanding all the shop money. Well the shop clerk thwarted the robbery by pulling his own gun ( of course since it was a gun shop) and scaring the robber off, while leaving his $40 behind. The shop owner told us what a great tip. No charges will be filed.
El senor Manuel Diaz, lawyer for Ben Blanco, admitted to justice of the peace el ojo barrio private eye, que his client Blanco did things that were abhorrent, sick and creepy but didn’t make him a criminal. Blanco had been charged with two felonies for his counseling depressed barrio members on line con techniques and virtues of suicides. For example he recommended positioning for a noose to an ill barrio member who hanged himself a week later. Sentencing is still pending.
In other news: Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters reporter to us that this weekend they got a large number of calls for rescues in the hood:
9: 00 am. Los volunteers answered a 918 call where they rescued a 87 year old woman after spending at least 5 days stuck in her special toilet. After several hours of pushing and pulling they managed to carry her with a portion of the toilet still stuck tightly to her body. She was taken to St. Pauls medical center for additional care.
1:00pm. Los vato loco’s were called to the corner of third and wells street where a senior man age 79 was rescued after he got his left testicle caught in a toilet seat at a public bathroom.
3:00pm. Los vatos loco’s answer a call from la commadre Joanna Banana after she reported que her pet cat was stuck on top of a telephone pole. Once the loco’s got there they managed to knock the cat down by throwing empty beer cans and rocks at it. The cat fell off the pole landing on top of a bare wired fence, cutting the cat in half. The loco’s tried to super glue the poor little cat together before la commadre came out to see how it was going. No charges will be filed. Oh by the way the cat did survived the fall, but died later for blood poisoning from the glue and internal bleeding.
All right raza have a great day.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
hejola report for 09072011
Hejola report for 09072011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx, hello raza como estan I am Bill Diaz, back from a long holiday, but for now let’s get to that award winning barrio headline news:
Cat owner owned by cat.
Barrio man victim of medical exam.
And finally barrio resident turns himself in.
Yesterday during the day, Daniel Ruiz, turned himself in after authorities released a surveillance tape of a break in and vandalism at the corner bar off third and wells street. The camera showed a large man, breaking into the tavern. Mr. Ruiz, a big man confessed to going on a drunken prowl with his friends, but said only remembered the break in only when he saw the video and recognized his distinctive image from the back, including several inches of his butt crack.
Sometime around noon el senor Mr. John Mora, entered el constable cadena’s office to report que he had been victimized by a barrio medical exam, which was conducted in back of a 1978 ford stationwagon, By a lone doctor wearing a white lab coat. Mr. Mora claims que this Lone doctor used toothpicks for acupuncture pressure points, and who was prescribed a container of dietary pills with an expiration date of Feb.2000. He claims that he paid $75.00 for the treatment and is not sure he got his money’s worth. The constable will investigate this matter.
And finally, la commadre Maryland Ocha was taken too el barrio st. paul’s medical center by los vato locos’ volunteer fire fighters for treatment after she lose the fight with her house cat. Ms.Ocha who was armed with a 12inch butcher knife took on the angry beast. But somehow the attacking cat caused her to lose her balance and fell on the 12 inch blade. No charge will be filed against the cat.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx, hello raza como estan I am Bill Diaz, back from a long holiday, but for now let’s get to that award winning barrio headline news:
Cat owner owned by cat.
Barrio man victim of medical exam.
And finally barrio resident turns himself in.
Yesterday during the day, Daniel Ruiz, turned himself in after authorities released a surveillance tape of a break in and vandalism at the corner bar off third and wells street. The camera showed a large man, breaking into the tavern. Mr. Ruiz, a big man confessed to going on a drunken prowl with his friends, but said only remembered the break in only when he saw the video and recognized his distinctive image from the back, including several inches of his butt crack.
Sometime around noon el senor Mr. John Mora, entered el constable cadena’s office to report que he had been victimized by a barrio medical exam, which was conducted in back of a 1978 ford stationwagon, By a lone doctor wearing a white lab coat. Mr. Mora claims que this Lone doctor used toothpicks for acupuncture pressure points, and who was prescribed a container of dietary pills with an expiration date of Feb.2000. He claims that he paid $75.00 for the treatment and is not sure he got his money’s worth. The constable will investigate this matter.
And finally, la commadre Maryland Ocha was taken too el barrio st. paul’s medical center by los vato locos’ volunteer fire fighters for treatment after she lose the fight with her house cat. Ms.Ocha who was armed with a 12inch butcher knife took on the angry beast. But somehow the attacking cat caused her to lose her balance and fell on the 12 inch blade. No charge will be filed against the cat.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.
tejano manifesto for 2009
Another tejano lover manifesto for 2009.
Con Johnnie el quemon, wow raza it’s been a while since the creator, let me out. But I am honor that I have had a chance to share this manifesto que I have been working on while on my tranquility.
Esta manifesto is for tejano music lovers. How have we grown? Just ask yourself where is tejano now? Jesus Christ. Its come on a rapid grown. We all know that debating this is issue has made many of us and not less than more, understand que the growth of tejano is only what you make it, but what its going to prepared to be.
That has been one of our longest theme in dealing con los que are lost in the world off not wanting to understand. But yet this year compared to the posting on issues at this time of year,we have had a whole different approach and come a long way.
We all seem to understand but there are those that insist on wanting to be on the lime light on an issue que you don’t know shit about. But you prevail and move on to other uninformed matters that really don’t matter, only to your uninformed agendia.
Uh, but yea, you could come back on that point and say don’t matter? THAN what really matters? Or does it really even matter? You see how one can be so freaking smarts but yet so dummy! Why does that matter?
Inclusion we have learned that our angry in dwelling in matters that could create matter so we can be concern about that matter really doesn’t matter. But what really matters is if understand the main question here. And that question is what have you done for la onda terjana today?
I am johnnie el quemon.
Con Johnnie el quemon, wow raza it’s been a while since the creator, let me out. But I am honor that I have had a chance to share this manifesto que I have been working on while on my tranquility.
Esta manifesto is for tejano music lovers. How have we grown? Just ask yourself where is tejano now? Jesus Christ. Its come on a rapid grown. We all know that debating this is issue has made many of us and not less than more, understand que the growth of tejano is only what you make it, but what its going to prepared to be.
That has been one of our longest theme in dealing con los que are lost in the world off not wanting to understand. But yet this year compared to the posting on issues at this time of year,we have had a whole different approach and come a long way.
We all seem to understand but there are those that insist on wanting to be on the lime light on an issue que you don’t know shit about. But you prevail and move on to other uninformed matters that really don’t matter, only to your uninformed agendia.
Uh, but yea, you could come back on that point and say don’t matter? THAN what really matters? Or does it really even matter? You see how one can be so freaking smarts but yet so dummy! Why does that matter?
Inclusion we have learned that our angry in dwelling in matters that could create matter so we can be concern about that matter really doesn’t matter. But what really matters is if understand the main question here. And that question is what have you done for la onda terjana today?
I am johnnie el quemon.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
hejola report for 09012011
Hejola report for 09012011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store gets sued.
Barrio donor gets award.
And finally seven vato burger gets robbed.
The family of the late Pablo Lozano filed a lawsuit late last night over the fatal head injuries he received when a bicycle knocked him down in a Barrio penny store parking lot late last year. The driver of the bicycle, Jimmy Moore, who was trying to get away from Mr. Lozano, was not sued. Based on the lawsuit, the cause of the fatal injuries was the negligence by the penny store, because it had mindlessly placed its tip jar in full view on a counter, thus provoke Moore into snatching up the money and make a run out the door, which inspired Lozano, as a good Samaritan, to chase moore and try to retrieve the employee’s tip jar back. The lawsuit will go to court in a few years.
Yesterday evening at our local barrio youth club el senor Marcos Garcia an elite donor of the youth club was honor during half time of a basketball game for his contribution to the club was no where around to accept his award, due to the fact que he was ejected from the stands in the first half of the game for harassing a volunteer referee about the officiating.
And finally, The Seven Vato Burger at the corner of third and wells was robbed by seven persons, well actually six men and one woman. Shortly after were arrested somewhere down the street. It seems that one of the seven persons involved with the robbery was an employee and son of the owner, el senior Sixto Kid. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza see you all later gator.
hejola report for 09012011
Hejola report for 09012011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio penny store gets sued.
Barrio donor gets award.
And finally seven vato burger gets robbed.
The family of the late Pablo Lozano filed a lawsuit late last night over the fatal head injuries he received when a bicycle knocked him down in a Barrio penny store parking lot late last year. The driver of the bicycle, Jimmy Moore, who was trying to get away from Mr. Lozano, was not sued. Based on the lawsuit, the cause of the fatal injuries was the negligence by the penny store, because it had mindlessly placed its tip jar in full view on a counter, thus provoke Moore into snatching up the money and make a run out the door, which inspired Lozano, as a good Samaritan, to chase moore and try to retrieve the employee’s tip jar back. The lawsuit will go to court in a few years.
Yesterday evening at our local barrio youth club el senor Marcos Garcia an elite donor of the youth club was honor during half time of a basketball game for his contribution to the club was no where around to accept his award, due to the fact que he was ejected from the stands in the first half of the game for harassing a volunteer referee about the officiating.
And finally, The Seven Vato Burger at the corner of third and wells was robbed by seven persons, well actually six men and one woman. Shortly after were arrested somewhere down the street. It seems that one of the seven persons involved with the robbery was an employee and son of the owner, el senior Sixto Kid. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza see you all later gator.
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