Hejola report for 09202011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
World did come to an end but for el compadre.
Barrio protestor killed after protest.
And finally pet monkey wounds several barrio members.
We thought it would be real funny to see if we could get a picture taken con our pet monkey with a handgun says Jamie Hernadez. Well the joke was on them, when the monkey took the gun and pointed to the owner and its friends the darn thing went off and wounding several folks. No charges will be filed against the monkey but some charges might be filed against the owners of the monkey and the gun. Please remember when dealing with monkeys are like relatives, They can get even sometimes.
Yesterday was a day when all the barrio motorcyclists decided to march on city hall to protest a new mandatory- helmet law that went into effect this weekend. Juan Jose was pronounced dead after he lost control of his motorcycle and hitting his head on the pavement after he left the area. El constable told this reporter que it is surely possible que esta vato would have survived had he been wearing a regulation helmet.
A 57 year old barrio man named Lestor Huerta, drowned yesterday afternoon in a sink hole that he had filled with water and decided to jump in after he heard that the world would not end as predicted by a barrio evangelist, trying to make money from such nonsense. Not realizing that the sink hole was only 20 feet deep. No charges will be filed against anybody or anything.
Ok monkey lovers have a great tejano chan-go day.
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