Monday, September 12, 2011

hejola report for 09122011

Hejola report for 09122011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan? I am Bill Diaz an find myself very unhappy con esa vato Romo. But that’s another story, for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:

El compadre Morales sues los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters.
Compadre Henry Gomez arrested after assaulting a7 year old boy.
And finally, husband and wife arrested for target shooting inside their apartment.
El constable is investigating an incident that happen this past weekend in which Mary Saenz allegedly fired an ak-15 rifle at a target inside her bedroom, in which the gunshot traveled through the wall and damaged a washing machine, and springing a water leak throughout the apartment complex. In addition says el constable cadena que her husband had fired shots too, and that it wasn’t the first time the couple had engaged in bedroom target practices. Thank god no one has ever got shot by these two mindless persons. Charges will be filed.
If things couldn’t get worse for Henry Gomez, he was arrested yesterday for assaulting his 6 year old boy in his trailer home at the end of the third and wells street, the complaint explains that after an argument over which t.v. program to watch, Gomez threw the t.v. remote hitting the child in back of his fore head as he made a run for it. The program they were arguing was when the kid insisted on watching cartoons while Gomez wanted to watch Mexican wrestling. Charges will be filed.
And finally,El compadre Morales complained to st. pauls medical center staff that he was kidnapped by los vato loco’s volunteers firefighters and should not liable for the $2500 medical bill when he was brought in by los loco’s after he had fallen off his bicycle along wells and third street. Morales refused and insisted at the scene that the firefighters not take him to the health center because he had no medical insurances. One of the loco’s was reported telling him that he didn’t need any medical insurances for the services just cash. Charges are pending.
Ok raza you can’t believe everything you hear nor read.

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