hejola report for 06282012

Hejola report for 06282012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Family Gomez took all the cookies, more for us?

Reunion of semi-pro baseball team.

And finally few tejanos pissed off.

Today was nothing different from other days, when we have single tejano’s and their supporters, not athletic supporter but individuals that drink from the cup pissed off when they were asked why  their  group was wanting to hold a secret gathering to determine the future of la onda tejana; which they felt they represented. Many in the hood told us que estos ways, hadn’t done nothing only benefit from their own ideology ideas and their needs only.  A special barrio meeting will be held to discuss this matter in 2033, make sure to attend this session, that’s if you are still alive.

This weekend will mark the 30^th anniversary that Los Amigos semi- pro baseball team last played.  This weekend these old goats will join together and will play against a team much older than they are. The team that has agreed to show up for this challenge has yet not mention, how many team members they will have to face Los Amigos. The team captain for  the challengers Benny Perez, age 82, say que he is really sure que his team will be there and has assure us que someone is going to get there butt whipped.   Good luck guys and make sure you bring your diaper and your will with you.    

  Yesterday la familia Gomez were arrested when they determine que they were only interested in their needs and not the rest of the hood. Its really sad, says el comparde Juan Perez, one of the families que didn’t get any cookies,  que esta familia, Gomez, took all the cookies from the cookie jar and didn’t leave any for the rest of us. This type of selfness is what cause us not have faith in bull shitter, wearing Tejano clothing.

Ok raza and to all los gringitos that have learn the game, have a great Tejano day way…

HEJOLA REPORT FOR 06272012

Hejola report for 06272012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio offers a Tejano lifestyle dream contest.
Barrio man sues restaurant from across the tracks for bath room stalls.
And finally, increase of barrio members going to college.
This coming fall 2012, our barrio educational leaders told us que there will be more barrio members going to college or some sort of continuous educational centers. It’s good to see barrio members wanting to do better in their lives, and getting an education beyond high school is surely one way to move up. One barrio member that we interview at the corner of wells and third street told us que its great to know que there is lot’s of money available to pay for that education.
Yesterday a law suit was filed against Bernie’s café located across the tracks. The law suit files states that Bernie’s café is discriminating against normal folks. It points out that all the bathroom stalls at Bernie’s café are for handicaps folks and are too freaking high off the ground :Under the Americans with Disabilities Act, the federal government has developed guidelines for handicapped-accessible toilet stalls. States and localities may have more stringent code requirements. But the law suit states that a short person could not use this stalls due to the fact que he places his feet off the ground, and can cause some serious injuries to those trying to use them. A hearing will be held on this matter sometime in 2033.


Now with some old news, yesterday a few dreamers submitted their entre into the Tejano Lifestyle dream contest. The two dreamers stated almost the same dream. The judges will decided what to with these barrio dreamers who just want sit at an old cantina, with no air conditioner, and listening to puro old school Tejano music and drinking warm beer. One also mention que living en el rancho and smell that barbeque smoke from that old barbeque pit was what a Tejano dream is all about. The judges are still waiting for a few more entrees so they can determine a winner.
Ok raza let’s not stop dreaming and let’s not stop think. But remember que keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 06262012

Hejola report for 06262012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio bomb squad called to corner of third and wells.

Barrio man arrested for urinate in front of Tejano barrio.

And finally, happiness is a warm gun.

Juan Pena the only Beatle fan left in the hood was set to go to court yesterday when he showed up with a pistol in his pocket. He was knocked down, pushed around, beat up and then run over by a female security guard at the court house. When asked what’s up with the  gun, he sang  “ happiness is warn gun”. He was arrested and also taken for observation at the other side of the tracks lalala land hospital.

Late late last night el compadre Martin Chapa was arrested by a security guard that monitored the parking lot of Two Tons of fun bar, when he found it real easy to relieve himself right outside the bar by urinating on some customers car tires. He was arrested with his little thing outside his pants. The charges against Mr. Chapa are numerous. And in addition he was taken to lala land for observation due to the fact que he was barking at the tires. Yesterday afternoon, a homemade tortilla bomb was found at the corner of wells and Third Street.

And finally, Constable Cadena, told us que he was flagged down by a heavy set woman outside the only barrio church and he was told que her fat butt husband had left a package of tortilla inside her car and told her go ahead and open that package so you can eat your life away, and burn in hell. But after a few minutes she felt que he was up to something. The barrio vato’s loco’s volunteers firefighter arrived in the scene and quickly removed the package of tortillas and started eating some of them, while the main loco talked to the constable not realizing que the bomb was inside the packages. No one was injured when the bomb went off but one vato lost a few front teeth. An investigation will be conducted.

Ok raza keep it Tejano and have you hugged a real Tejano today?

hejola report for 06252012

Hejola report for 06252012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, Bill Diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio offers a Tejano lifestyle dream contest.

Two tejano’s and ten Aliens arrested at barrio bar.

And finally, things just don’t make sense.

Yesterday Let put the finger on you committee approached barrio leaders on matters that really didn’t make sense or weren’t true. The committee pointed out that there was really no need to outline plans for the future ear marked for 2033. We won’t be around then so why spend money now on those plans. One barrio leader told the group que  think about your grand children.  The committee leader asked what about our grand children?

Two Tejano residents were arrested when they decided to take on the family Alien.  The two didn’t realize que son chingos of them when they picked a fight on the smallest one at the bar. When the two tejanos confronted the one alien, he turned around and asked his whole family to see what the problem was con esto dos. After the two Tejano got their butt kicked the constable decided to take the whole bunch to jail. Charges are pending.

And finally, the barrio leaders are offering a dream vacation contest to the barrio resident who can give the better TEJANO LIFESTLE DREAM CONTEST.  So if you are Tejano and believe that there is actually a Tejano lifestyle dream please submit your ideas of one. The winner will win a vacation for two in the hood, where dreams start and end.

Of raza dream on and remember if you aint Tejano you aint chit.

tejano jing-quo 2033

Tejano Jing-Quo, new staff person.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello my new friends I am Tejano Jing-Quo happy to be on board this

Award winning news services. It you think our creator has gone too far, well he has due to the

Fact that my name represents or means “ruler of the country”, and that is what he is  trying to represent.

So thanks you folks, and nice Tejano people. Believe it or not Tejano music is nothing new to many Asians.  So of the most famous Tejano musicians have toured our mother land. So please accept me as a Tejano person well informed in what you call la onda. Xie Xie” ( meaning thank you).

Coming soon: The Asian Tejano connection 2033 with Tejano Jing-Quo.

hejola report for 06212012

Hejola report for 06212012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello David Duran here. Back from our world tour, con our award winning barrio headline news. But did you know that you can be Tejano and still don’t know which way the wind blows.  Now for our report:

Increase of barrio suicides decline.

Good news turns into bad news for some.

And finally being Tejano and being silly just don’t cut it.

A group of tejano’s took it on their own to determine que being silly isn’t cutting it. It’s a matter of pride and respect was what one Tejano told us. Look how can you be Tejano and silly at the same time, there’s no way you can be both.  When the dust settled those same tejano’s that made those lames comments were spotted at the corner of third and wells selling silly little things.

Barrio leaders have decided to turn any good news into bad news, since bad news is all we hear now a days. Yes says one of the barrio leaders, look barrio members aren’t use to getting any good news so why start now. This issue will be discussed at the next barrio leaders meeting schedule for year 2033.

Yesterday a barrio specialist told a group of persons that have failed at suicide attempts que it’s just a matter of time que they will get it right. Yes says el doctor Ben Casey Diaz que keep trying it’s the American way. You can’t just stop from trying, it’s a matter of honor and grace. After his speech, el doctor Ben Casey Diaz, was pitched up by the lala land officials and arrested again. It’s seems que he escape last night from the hospital located next to lalalaland.

Ok raza it’s that time to get out and be Tejano. Con those cheap boots, hat, jeans, belt and that fancy car you own to the bank. Have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 06192012

Hejola report for 06192012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

New reality show in the works for barrio families.

Barrio prepare for new swimming pool.
and finally, free food and drinks.

Yesterday el barrio brew went under extreme pressure when it was reported que at least ten persons were taken to the hospital after drinking some of  that barrio brew, which is being investigated at this moment. In order to of set bad press, the company is giving away free drinks and hot dogs all day. So if you are old enough to drink and drive come on bye.

 After many in the hood heard que it might just rain today or tomorrow, the whole hood is preparing for that pool of water that will linger in the hood for weeks, put to good use and that is a swimming pool. The hours when the pool will be open has not been announced due to the fact que it has not rained yet, but it’s coming.

Yesterday the local cable company has agreed to do a reality show about one of our barrio families. The company has hired a ton of unemployed persons to follow around twenty families and at the end of the day, will determine who will be in the show. The sad part about this idea, is that there isn’t that many folks in the hood that have cable in order to watch such a wacky  reality program unless you own the pawn shop?

Ok raza got to and for those who think they own Tejano , get over it.

hejola report for 06182012

Hejola report for 06182012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello raza Como estan, Bill Diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Vato injured burns house down.

La commadre makes bold prediction,

And finally, make it easy on your self center.

Los Garica Brothers, John, Joe, Herny, Ben, Paul, Norm, Bill, Edward, and James opened a relaxing center for those that have too much stress in their lives. The center will feature naked pictures of ex wifes, past due bills, copies of foreclosures, pictures of bad hair days and so on. The purpose of all this is to demonstrate que you don’t realize what you have until its gone.

Yesterday la commadre Maria Juarez, told a group of crazy folks que in 2033 there would lots of bad things going to happen base on what is going on today. After a few minutes of preaching the future, a bird flew by and chit on her head, at that point she told the group you see it’s happening already.

Yesterday el senor Juan Morales suffered a real heart attack and fell over his kitchen stove, which started his clothing on fire. As he struggled to get outside the home, he dragged the fire with him all the way outside the back porch. By the time he figured what was going on he managed to remove his clothing and laid outside until los vato loco’s came and moved him away from the burning home. El constable told us que he only suffered 52 percent of his body buried but besides that he is glad he is alive.

Ok raza and for those that want to ruin our days, have a great Tejano day.

special flag day 2012

Special flag day report: words you don’t understand, 2012. Cchwnn. Kingsville,tx. Hi Urbano Yosabatodo con this special flag day report. You know learning how to read and write can be a very large challenge, even the very old can learn from this. As you might already tell we didn’t learn how to read and write till the age of 32. The main issue here was understanding what words mean and then getting an idea on how to spell them. Here is one fine example: for the longest time I hated certain religions, how in the world could certain religions have a strong hold on our daily lives. This did not just occur once in awhile but almost every day for at least ten years. You see when we lived in the big city, back then we learned at a very young age to use the cross walk to get to the other side. But once in awhile we would run across Presbyterian crossing. Now here is where it all started, how in the world could Presbyterian’s have their own cross walks. So for years we learned not to use the cross walk because we weren’t Presbyterians. So one day in class we were taught a word that looked like Presbyterian but instead was pedestrian. Now we understood how wrong could we be? Real wrong. It was Pedestrian crossing and not Presbyterian crossing. So that brings us to our main concerning and that is Flag day. Here again we were hit with a big dilemma. Now it might sound awful but many in the hood thought it was fag day. So for some reason or another, the whole fag community were bouncing around the hood day proud of who they are and what they stand for. So raza for those who can’t read have a great fag day and for those who can read, fly your flag high and proud. And that’ s the rest of the story.

hejola report for 06142012

Hejola report for 06142012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello Gloria Guerre here con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Father get’s father day’s gift early and than arrested.

Barrio members on the move.

And finally, heat warning for the rest of the year.

City and county officials from both sides of the tracks were given heat warning and were told to stay indoors during the middle of the day. This was good news for many raza who love to work outside. The barrio leaders gave out notices to anyone working outside to stay inside because the city and county emergency units will not be responding during the day because it’s just too hot. In other words you are on your own. Los vato loco’s volunteer firefighters will answer calls concerning your heated problems.

Our barrio study still shows que the barrio is on the move ever first of the month, this is a tread that our barrio members do. One of the reasons based on this study is that its cheaper to move than to pay rent. But unfortunately it’s not. So many know so little about moving and having to reconnect everything legally.  Look we know que it would be so much cheaper to stay there, pay rent and live happy but instead many believe the opposite. El ojo barrio private will be having a public hearing to address this matter “ el barrio on the move”?

Yes it was the majic behind the idea que la familia had plan for the leader of the gang or better known their father. It seems que Pablo Ocha the leader of la Ocha gang always wanted an automatic weapon, well his gang or family managed to buy one for him. I am telling you that he was delighted by this and unfortunately he decided to try it on about hundred birds sitting on telephone pole. After the assault on the pole he managed to shoot at least 250 rounds in less that several seconds, of course missing all the birds but managed to shoot down the telephone in half, causing it to fall on the top of several cars parked in the hood  and causing lots of damage to them and cutting electric power to half of the hood. Once el constable determine que it wasn’t a gang thing he managed to determine who shoot the pole down. Charges will be filed.

Ok raza its just too hot to handle.

hejola report for 06132012

Hejola report for 06132012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hi again,Blanca blanch blanco con today’s awarding winning barrio headline news, Bill is on vacation.

Increase of zombies in the hood.

Three elder women expose themselves to elder man.

And finally, vato arrested during sleep walking conventions.

Yesterday the constable had a ton of calls reporting que chingos de folks were walking around in the hood late at night. Not realizing que the sleep walking convention was in town, el constable arrested all twenty sleep walkers. No charges will be filed.

Las sister Garcia’s, Emma 59, Edna 63, and Else 75, were all arrest, After el senior Henry Chuy Lopez called 918 to report that he had just seen 3 pairs of breast looking through his window. When el constable got to his Lopez’s home, he also notice them breast and finally realized que they were las sister Garcia’s breast. As you might already know que this is not the first time them girls go around showing off. Charges will be filed against all three sets of breast.

Yesterday after several calls (3) el constable drove around the hood looking for zombies. After a few hours driving around he did notices several zombie but those had been account for years ago. At this point the constable wasn’t sure what was all the fuss about?

Ok raza have a great Tejano sleepy day.

hejola report for 06122012

Hejola report for 06122012.

Cchwnn

Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz live from the Westinghouse barrio mall reporting our award winning barrio headline news:

Aliens no longer live in the hood.

Two face terror charges.

And finally, two families set each other homes on fire.

When will all this chit stop says el jefe de la calla Wells.  Two whole families were taken in for questioning about a fire that was set to each other family back homes. Why two families would set each other home on fire, who knows, says el constable after he and los vato loco’s volunteer firefighter attempted   to turn the fires out. The two separate fires burned down both homes and nearly burned down the front of each home. But thanks to the quick action of los loco’s and their eight buckets managed to keep both blazes under control till the real guys got there.  A real investigation will be done.

Justice of the peach El Ojo Barrio Private told us que los dos Albertos  will be charged con terrorizing the hood and a local tortilla company. It seems que los Albertos went as far as trying to ruin their tortilla product by adding food coloring to la masa de las tortilla and seemed to have colored  them green and pink color. The tortilla company wanted to sue los Albertos but they changed their minds when the green and pink tortillas were a big hit. But charges will still be filed by the constable.

Yesterday el constable cadena confirmed que the last living Alien has moved out of the hood. Base on information we got is that the Alien told him que he and his family had have enough already. It seems que every day people or barrio members were always looking for them. This went on for at least several years. We have had enough already.  La family Alien will move across the tracks con the rest of los Allen’s.

Ok raza got to go.

hejola report for 06112012

Hejola report for 06112012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again bill diaz con our award winning barrio headline news. The only barrio network with real news and not cut and paste. Now our headline news:

Barrio elections heat up.

Ten reasons why you don’t understand barrio elections.

And finally, good news for folks living at the corner of third and wells.

After a close call a barrio leader took it on his own and put a street sign stating que “ no honking during the night hours”. It seems que they were tired of folks coming to the corner of third and wells late at night and just honking their horns. The city is looking into why folks were honking at this corner. But for the mean time the sign was removed and a new sign was placed by the city stating  “ if you plan on honking do it between the hours of 8am to 5pm”.

After a close look at yesterday’s debate between los locos, we determine que there were at least ten reasons why many won’t understand;

1.     Not enough time to read the fine print.

2.     Esta loco.

3.     Estan locos.

4.     It takes two to understand what tres didn’t.

5.     Why vote they all lie.

6.     So you married to a chick from across the tracks and now you’re a big shot.

7.     Don’t have clue.

8.     Then don’t mean what they said.

9.     Where all the freebies.

10.                        I don’t vote, I get even.

Take it from there.

AND  finally, Yesterday a debate was held between el loco, a raza living on the other side of the tracks married to Mr. somebody daughter y esta vato loco our own barrio leader. Both loco’s talked about lots of things that were real important but one loco told the other loco que estaba  loco because he didn’t believe que esta vato loco really meant what he said, nevertheless understood what position he was  running for. Both locos were told to chilly out and stay with the program. Another debate will be held in two weeks.

Ok there you have it .

barrio stock market report for 06082012

Barrio stock market report for 06082012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again, Urbano yosabatodo con today’s award  winning barrio stock market report. So what is it about barrio stock market you don’t get? Could it be the lack of paper money? You know money has been around for a while and its not terribly complicated to understand. The key element is trust, esa, si trust is the majic behind all this. That was true when money came to us in many ways, for example, a piece of metal that you could bite and bounce on your head, but now our barrio faces money in a whole different way. Today el barrio must have faith in money not just because we all need it, no we must have faith in money because it s just a piece of paper that comes in a plastic form, so today’s money is nothing but trust. The trust I have is I hope  I have enough of it to use my plastic card again. Now for that report:

Las tortillas, ended the week at $1. 25 a pack.

Las tamales, well you they are in season all year round, ended the week at $6.50 a dozen.

Las empanadas, more filling for the buck, ended the week at $.65 each.

La baracoba de cabeza, gee higher and higher, ended the week at $7.00 a lb.

And that cheap beer, that leaves that awful taste in your mouth, ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.

Barrio wand ads;

#43598, one left foot shoes sizes from 7 to 14, make offer on them. Don’t know what happen to the right foot shoe.

#43334, “say no never again” t shirts for sale, honk three times at the corner of third and wells.

#98932, chickens and little pigs for sale. So are very cute some are not, more look let your x mother in law, make offer.  Don’t you think its time to bring home the bacon.

#324533, Tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Make offer for everything from booths to bras, and underwear, size 23.

Barrio realtors report:

Ten homes are for sale and the new owners must move them to a new location. Make offer or call us and we will show you where they are located and show us where you plan to move them too.

Ok raza got to go , now keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 06072012

Hejola report for 06072012.

Cchwnn

Kingsville,tx. Hello there my name is Johnnie el Quemon con today’s award winning headline news:

Increase number of seeing dogs at young baseball program.

Ten parents honor at mid season celebrations.

And finally a lift on chasing foul balls till the end of the season.

After a few years not allowing folks to chase foul balls, the league last night lifted the ban and will allow parents, and children to chase them foul balls. The only reason is because the league decided to stop awarding snow cones to those that brought the foul ball back. Instead the league has agreed to award free big hugs from the umpires as an award to those that bring back them foul balls.

Last night ten parents were honor on how great they were as parents so far compared to last year. It seems que these ten parents were ban from attending any games due to their poor sportsmanship and actions they took on other parents, teams, and umpires. Many of the folks that attending the ceremonies were very impress with them now and hoping que the can remain stable till the end of the season.

Yesterday the local barrio youth baseball league approved a measure that would allow blind umpires to use their eye seeing dog as an extra umpire. After a bitter debate about the number of bad calls made this season que the league has agreed to let umpires bring their aids with them and hopefully finished the season without any more incidents.

Ok raza remember keep your eyes on the bouncing balls.

hejola report for 06062012

Hejola report for06062012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hi again my is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Who needs bad news when we got good news?

City unemployed residents file complaint con city about nonpayment.

And finally, happy trails to you.

This morning a group of barrio members teamed up their wagons and horses and prepared themselves for a trial ride this month. The purpose of this trail ride is to demonstrate que regardless of high gas prices; you can always ride your horse or wagon.  The city has not been made aware que this trail ride will only be traveling inside the hood and nowhere else. We can’t wait to hear from them says one of the trail riders.

Can you believe our city leaders took advantage of our large amount of employed residents and some barrio members by offering them several jobs during this past queen fest? Many of the unemployed were really folks from across the tracks and very little barrio members were affected by this poor discussion made in hiring the unemployed. Barrio leaders were proud to have provided at least 20 barrio members that got paid and were not too concern con the 120 other city resident that also got hired but not paid.  The city and their leaders from across the tracks will discuss this matter as to why some many from this side didn’t get paid and the other from that side did? Pesse hejola.

Yesterday was a very exciting day for our hood, with all the festivities going what else could anyone ask for? Well since I asked, several barrio members were not too excited about this queen thing and most important who was going to pay for it? The city and barrio leaders will meet to discuss how to pay for all the things that barrio sponsors didn’t provide.

Ok raza have a good day and a nice Tejano day.

exclusive interview con lazaro perez 2012

Lazaro Perez 6:35pm Jun 3 Exclusive interview con Lazaro Perez, 2012. Cchwnn. Bishop,tx. Hello raza santa Cecilia la que te que canta con on the road again interviews. This week our creator has assigned me to Bishop, texas to interview a good friend. So this week I am going to walk to bishop along the rail road tracks to meet up con Lazaro at the city park .. now that interview. Sc; hello lazaro como esta, say can you rub that big toe for me? Lp: of course NOT CECILIA  I  have a girlfriend .. que tienes lol SC: tell us a little bit about yourself and your band? Lp; pos lazaro perez y su conjunto have been around for about 5 yrs now and we just released our 5th album under canasta records. we have been blessed with great prosperity and have been traveling alot performing all over texas and mexico. SC: when you were growing up did you listen to Tejano music and who were your hero’s? Lp; yes i did .. my grandfather played accordion as well and so he was one of my hero’s that brought me up in the tejano/conjunto music scene SC: how difficult is it signing a recording contract? Lp: at first it is a little hesitant in really knowing what u want but it’s a big risk u take and thanks to god we have been blessed with something very special. SC: how much does your band travel during the year and how hard is it on personal life? Lp: we have traveling lots this past yr. and this yr. whether it be holidays or just family time giving up, its hard because  to us family is number one but business is business and we have to cumplir. Sc: what other artist have you performed and recorded with? Lp: we have performed with many artists such as los dos gilbertos, hometown boys, michael salgado, massore and many more. Sc: do you think a band needs to have a good manager? Lp; I think its very important because everything is dependent on the manager. without a good manager there wouldnt be gigs, there wouldnt be promotion, or there wont be anyway to get the band out there to get known. Sc; I notice that you are a very young good looking man, do you have lots of women fans? Lp; hahaha there are fans everywhere but i do my job and that’s it. Sc: sure big boy, I notice that you are really involved with your community, I think you coach a young baseball team, tell a little bit about that? Lp; yes I’m about to graduate from TAMUK with a degree in kinesiology so i put my knowledge and education to use and coach a little league coach pitch team in bishop called the Yankees. Sc: if you were asked to speak to a group of young people, what encouraging words would you say? Lp: to always strive for your goals and never give up because if the hard work is put into it, the goal will ALWAYS be accomplished. Sc: very well said, what is in the future for Lazaro Perez? Lp; pos only god knows that answer but we hope to prosper more than ever and keep our music going for our fans. SC: and finally, is there anything you would like to share with your fans from around the world? LP: just a big thank you for all the support they have given us wherever they are. Without u fans we r nothing. SC: well thanks big guy, can you give me a ride to Kingsville? LP; sii, como no. subate!! SC; as I sit in the back seat of Lazaros wagon, I am very proud to have seen him again, I am santa Cecilia la que te canta, good day. .

hejola report for 06052012

Hejola report for 06052012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hi bill Diaz, back and ready to go. This past weekend I was assigned to do a special report on the events surrounding the queen. Now we are referring to the queen of the hood and not that other queen from across the ocean. Now with that in mind here is our award winning barrio headline news dealing with honoring the queen.

Barrio Queen Pageant ends with three wieners.

Barrio Queen Fun run ends with several winners.

And finally, Barrio Wieners make big butt impact.

This year’s sponsor of Barrio Queen Pageant and 

Programs was our own wiener company Barrio Q

Wieners. The owner of the company Ben  

W.Winter told us que he and his company were

very proud in hosting this year’s event and hoping

que barrio members remember que when they go

shopping for wienies they purchase  Barrio Q wieners, home grown, home cooked.

The 5k Wiener Queen fun run finally found a route that wouldn’t put runners in harm’s way. This year’s fun run had about 3 runners, 25 walkers, 12 dogs, and 100 folks dress like wieners all finished the run and in good spirit. The top three winners from the ten divisions all received two packages of barrio Q Wieners, a trophy and a t-shirts stating “ I with this Wiener 2012  5K fun run”.

The annual Wiener Queen fest went off with a great start till the time came to pick a winner. The winner of this year’s Wiener Queen Fest was based on the wieners guidelines, which required all contestants to be dress like a wiener. All entrees to this Wiener Queen contest had to design their own wiener outfit and the closes one looking like a wiener would win the contest. But when the officials saw that there were at least 85 contestants register for the contest, they decided to pick three winners to this year’s Wiener Queen Contest. One of the judges told us que this year’s selection was more difficult than his last marriage.  The winners were not announced, but plan to.

Ok raza have a heck of wienie day.

hejola report for 06042012

Hejola report for 06042012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx.  Hello, General Fideo Vermicelli, con today’s award winning barrio headline news, oh by the way Bill Is on assignment.  By for now our award winning headline news:

The creator has decided to print only good news.

Ten chickens and ten ducks make a get away.

And finally, barrio gearing up for 4 of July fest.

Well after last week’s report that let me put the finger on you committee had requested the city to purchase 20,ooo gallons of red, white, and blue paint to remodel the Westside. Well this weekend the city send the committee a letter and very briefly too the committee que they were full of chit and there was no freaking way it was going to spend a half of million dollars for some bullshit idea.

Well it finally happen, chicano park here in the hood, which holds around a few hundred different kind of wild birds, made a run for it when they tried to cross the express way just outside the hood. Most of the birds made it but we are very sad to say que some didn’t. el constable told us que both handful of them birds made it to the other side and a bunch just didn’t. sad day for the chicano park.

Yesterday at a town hall meeting lots of members of the press and barrio were concern que we here and your there should be using other news clippings to make our hood look better. But Bill Diaz who attended the meeting and el chingo here told the concern group, que many news services about el barrio are not using actually things that are happening here in the hood but news about somewhere else. Diaz, told the group que many are just coping and pasting stuff from other website to make them look like barrio news. We here do try real hard in providing real news and not paste and add like others do.

Ok raza remember que your business is our business and my business is none of your business.

barrio stock market report for 06012012

Hejola report for 06012012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Urbano yosabatodo here con today’s award winning barrio stock market report;

Las tortillas, stable at $1.25 a package.

Los tamales, out of season but in season, ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.

Los tacos, morning of course, ended the week on an upswing, $1.10 each, coffee is extra.

La barbacoba de cabeza, ended the week at $6.50 lbs.

Cheap beer ended the week real cheap, at $2.99. Big flats making big hit in the hood.

BARRIO WANT ADS;

#t564333, collection of “barrio girl magazines something like playboy pero son collection of commadres kinky pictures, make offer for whole collection.

#F5433222, used men clothing, size 46 make offer for suits and dress pants.

#p000335. An array of empty bottles, some dating back to last week, most of them are empty but some have some chit in them make offer.

#e555553, Tejano clothing for sale, gone punk, must sell everything that looks Tejano.

Barrio realtors:

Have three lots around the corner of third and wells street, willing to move them if the offer is right..

Ok raza got to move on con elvis sound track “ viva las vegas” mmmmmm, viva las vegas, viva viva viva las vegas..