hejola report for 06122012

Hejola report for 06122012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again Bill Diaz live from the Westinghouse barrio mall reporting our award winning barrio headline news:

Aliens no longer live in the hood.

Two face terror charges.

And finally, two families set each other homes on fire.

When will all this chit stop says el jefe de la calla Wells.  Two whole families were taken in for questioning about a fire that was set to each other family back homes. Why two families would set each other home on fire, who knows, says el constable after he and los vato loco’s volunteer firefighter attempted   to turn the fires out. The two separate fires burned down both homes and nearly burned down the front of each home. But thanks to the quick action of los loco’s and their eight buckets managed to keep both blazes under control till the real guys got there.  A real investigation will be done.

Justice of the peach El Ojo Barrio Private told us que los dos Albertos  will be charged con terrorizing the hood and a local tortilla company. It seems que los Albertos went as far as trying to ruin their tortilla product by adding food coloring to la masa de las tortilla and seemed to have colored  them green and pink color. The tortilla company wanted to sue los Albertos but they changed their minds when the green and pink tortillas were a big hit. But charges will still be filed by the constable.

Yesterday el constable cadena confirmed que the last living Alien has moved out of the hood. Base on information we got is that the Alien told him que he and his family had have enough already. It seems que every day people or barrio members were always looking for them. This went on for at least several years. We have had enough already.  La family Alien will move across the tracks con the rest of los Allen’s.

Ok raza got to go.