Wednesday, June 13, 2012

hejola report for 06132012


Hejola report for 06132012.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hi again,Blanca blanch blanco con today’s awarding winning barrio headline news, Bill is on vacation.

Increase of zombies in the hood.

Three elder women expose themselves to elder man.

And finally, vato arrested during sleep walking conventions.

Yesterday the constable had a ton of calls reporting que chingos de folks were walking around in the hood late at night. Not realizing que the sleep walking convention was in town, el constable arrested all twenty sleep walkers. No charges will be filed.

Las sister Garcia’s, Emma 59, Edna 63, and Else 75, were all arrest, After el senior Henry Chuy Lopez called 918 to report that he had just seen 3 pairs of breast looking through his window. When el constable got to his Lopez’s home, he also notice them breast and finally realized que they were las sister Garcia’s breast. As you might already know que this is not the first time them girls go around showing off. Charges will be filed against all three sets of breast.

Yesterday after several calls (3) el constable drove around the hood looking for zombies. After a few hours driving around he did notices several zombie but those had been account for years ago. At this point the constable wasn’t sure what was all the fuss about?

Ok raza have a great Tejano sleepy day.

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